Edit 1: Changed Nintendoland to "Nintendo World" after a suggestion from Plasmatroopa.


Pit came home from building snowmen and proceeded to get to his room, leaving tracks of snow everywhere. He didn't realize that he was creating another mess for Princess Peach to clean up.

"Excuse me?" Peach scolded. She dropped her vacuüm and crossed her arms, giving Pit the evil eye. "I worked hard to clean the floors and I get this in return? How rude! You're not getting any of my cookies this year until you help me clean u pthe mess!"

"Sorry! I have to get out of my clothes!" Pit hollered from upstairs. He continued his journey to his room and managed to reach the door. Pit fumbled around for his key card, swiped it, and entered his room. The angel boy changed out of his outer wear and into his regular tunic, before planning to go out again. Before he reached the door, two boxes and an envelope caught his attention. Beside his desk is a large canvas bag, enough to put plenty of things into it. He walked towards his desk, opened the envelope and read the letter enclosed.

Happy Holidays Pit!

Your task this year is to write and send Christmas cards to people. This year, you will be sending Christmas cards to applicants of Super Smash Bros 4, the people who helped organize the game (aka the developers), Assist Trophies because they helped make the game possible with their help, employees of Smash Mansion (maids, cooks, etc.), and people who played a role in the Subspace Emissary.

I have left a box of Christmas cards, envelopes , and stamps on your desk, enclosed a list of people you will need to send them too (addresses included), and I also left a canvas bag so you can put the finished cards in. When you have filling the bag with cards, give me the canvas bag so I can mail them.

Remember, you are sending them from:

Smash Mansion

123 Smash Street

Smashville

Nintendo World

Sincerely, Master Hand

Pit grabbed his bow, split it into two swords and used one of them to cut the tape on both boxes. Opening one of the boxes, he found out that it contained white postage-sized envelopes. There were also stamps with the Smash Ball on it too. Opening the other box, there were various Super Smash Bros Christmas cards. The designs had things such as the Smash Ball or a drawing of a popular Smasher on it. Pit checked the list of people before writing his first card. There were plenty of names and addresses on the list and it filled 20 pages, from Altair to Zelda (Ocarina of Time).

"Developers and employees? More like people I hardly even talk to." Pit told himself. He didn't want to write these cards, but he knew that if they weren't finished by Christmas, he wasn't allowed to go to the Smash Mansion Christmas Party. Pit sighed, before grabbing a blue pen from his desk and a greeting card from the box. Luckily, there was a premade greeting on the card, so Pit didn't have to suffer from not coming up with a witty greeting. The only thing he needed to do is to write the name of the person, thank him/her for his/her contribution to Super Smash Bros, and sign it.

"To Altair,

Thank you for applying for Super Smash Bros 4. We look forward to reading your application sometime this week. Have a happy holiday.

Smash Mansion (written by Pit)." Pit wrote on the card. He tossed it into the bag, and checked who else he needed to write to. Maybe if he wrote faster, he could get them done in 15 minutes or something.

15 minutes later:

"MY HAND, IT HURTS!" Pit screamed while flapping his right arm. His hand cramped from the amount of excessive writing and improper pen holding.

"Can you stop-a yelling?" someone asked next door. It sounded like Mario or Luigi, but Pit couldn't distinguish between the voices. He checked the list, and only the ones from A-C were complete.

"There goes my day." Pit mumbled to himself.


Link stared at Ganondorf spinning around in circles. It has been 2 hours since Ganondorf woke up, and he still hadn't got rid of his hangover.

"Just shut your trap already." Link walked to Ganondorf, slapped him in the face, and ran off.

"HEY! GET YOUR GOODY TWO-SHOE HYLIAN ASS BACK HERE!" Ganondorf blared before chasing Link. He couldn't, due to the amount of head pain and collapsed.


Snake came back from his second medical treatment, again ignoring Dr. Mario's warnings not to rig up the lights again. He went back to the front yard to see that all the lights were missing, and a post-it note taped to the garage door (seriously, who would tape a post-it note when they can just stick it on?). Curious, Snake walked towards it and examined the note.

"Snake,

We've taken down all of your lights because you took down that video on YouTube. If you want the lights back, let us reupload that video agsin!"

Diddy Kong and friends." - the note said.

"Really?" thought Snake. He didn't want to go after them, for the fear he may get more injuries. Instead, he took his money and went to the nearby hardware store to buy some more Christmas lights.


Marth visited a department store, and took a walk around for Christmas trees.

"Hi, how can I help you?" a girl said rapidly. Her name tag said "Nana" on it (not to be confused with the fighter of the same name).

"Whoa, slow down!" Marth said cautiously. "And, do you have any trees?"

"Oh we do!" Nana said in a quick voice. She grabbed Marth's hand and dragged him to the Christmas tree department. There were several miniature Christmas trees for those who can't fit them in their houses.

"You call that a tree?" Marth complained at the size of the trees.

"It's better than nothing." replied Nana.

"I'm not buying. Just take me to the candy aisle. I need to get some gifts for the kids." Marth asked. Again, Nana dragged Marth to the candy aisle, where he bought candies for the young Smashers before realizing he was there to buy a tree.


Nana is a character from Mother 3, where she is notable for talking a lot.