Okay, so I JUST found out Ariana was in the "Unfriend You" music video by Greyson Chance. She's supposed to be Greyson's ex in the vid. Really? Really? Ariana's WAY older than Greyson, only reason I kept rewinding the video was to watch her and wonder how she can look so good in just a blouse and jeans…don't get me wrong; I loved the song, but just - REALLY ,GREYSON, REALLY? The only reason why I watched the entire vid the first time was to hear the song and see Ari (0:00-0:41, 1:16-1:19, 2:58-3:05) No Ari, no importantes; I was so focused on her, even when she was just in the background. That eyebrow twitch at 0:22 got you going, huh?
So you and your girlfriend break up, you go to some random party, met ANOTHER girl that looks too old for you too and then go toilet paper your ex's house? Yeah, you sure got her
Sorry…I just had to rant about something; Greyson has plenty of talent it's just - the absurdity of that video! Gah!
"Cat, I told you the screwdriver goes in the red box." I sigh, as try to reorganize my dad's tools after fixing a light in the house. I know, Handyman Tori, very funny.
"It looked better in the green box."
I sigh again, clicking the toolbox shut and setting it on the table; I'll put it back later. Cat's sitting on my couch with a purple stuffed bunny almost as big as she is that she saw in some random store as we were driving to school. So naturally, I had to stop and get it and we were late for class with Cat walking around the whole school day dragging a giant bunny. I look at the clock.
"Ten more minutes till Jade gets here." I groan loudly, throwing my head back to look at the ceiling.
"C'mon, Tori; it won't be that bad."
"It's Jade. Of course it's going to be something bad."
"Well Jade's not going to show up on time, y'know."
I scoff, filling a glass with water. "Course not."
"She always like to show up exactly seven mintues late."
I furrow my eyebrows. "Why?"
"I dunno. It's just her thing I guess."
I walk over to the couch and set the bunny on the floor so I can sit next to Cat.
"Tori and Jade, and Cat and Eli."
I raise my hand. "Can I not be paired with Jade?"
"No, you may not."
"Why not?"
"Becuase you and Cat are far too comfortable together." Sikowitz steps down the stage and walks towards me. "After all, you two are dating aren't you? You probably spend entire mintues making out with each other!"
"Wh - so you think I need to spend time kissing Jade? And where did you hear that we're dating?"
"This is Hollywood, woman!" Rex butted in. "You can't walk three minutes here without lesbians hookin' up!"
I look at him in shock.
"I believe Rex answered your second question, Tori. As for your first, you need to be able to act with people you don't like and pretend to like them." Sikowitz taps the tips of his fingers together. "Like like them."
I look back at Jade and get a grimance in return.
"And we all know that Cat hates Eli."
"Well you can have fun stage kissing Eli."
Cat's lips turn into a pout. "I don't like Eli."
"Eli's not that bad."
"Eli's friends with Sinjin."
"Gross. Nevermind."
I put my glass of water on the table. "Shouldn't we warmup before our warmup?"
"What?" Cat looks at me in confusion and I lean forward to nibble at her neck to erase it.
"Yeah...we probably should."
I smile against her neck.
When we make it upstairs we're halfway undressed, shirts lying at my door. Cat's tongue strokes mine and her small hands grip my hips like she's holding a lifeline. I run my hands up her smooth back, fingers getting ready to -
"Vega!" The door slams and I hear stomps. "Put away this damn toolbox!"
P.S.
Next song Ariana's going to show from her album: "Pink Champagne"
