Hello again, I thank everybody who gave Ideas, they were so cool, and I totally agree with you Marrow Fan, he is a rip off of Marrow. (I selected the best and funniest suggestions)
Evan's eyes opened wide, he looked side to side then looked straight at the ceiling again, he couldn't believe what he was dreaming, each one was more bizarre, and quite sick! He stopped his weird thoughts, and set back to sleep.
Evan came into the kitchen opened the fridge and noticed a packet of processed cheese but what he didn't notice was that it was Logan's, and Logan was very fond of his processed cheese, and brutally beat everyone who ate one slice, no knew what would happen if anyone ate the whole packet.
Scott handed Evan a brand new skateboard, it was rigged to automatically race towards the school of murderers and insane knife wielders.
Tailfeathers's Legion of Evan Haters rode their horses quickly through the forest, their spears glinting in the moonlight as they stopped they faced Evan. Their spears pointed towards him, with one simple word, all 1,000,000 members charged.
Evan went to Broadway to see the musical "Cats", as soon as the cast saw him, they unsheathed their claws and attacked him, bits of underwear and fur everywhere.
Evan went to bed, when he awoke he found himself in the kitchen his head was inside a microwave, created just right size for his head. Shadowcat came into the kitchen opened the Evan-wave and put her breakfast in Evan's mouth and turned it on, the radioactive heat killed him, almost, then a piano fell on his head.
Evan went to the seaside to see the shark show, after that he went home and just got through the front door when suddenly a shark fell on him. "BRUCE!!!!!!!!!" All the X-men screamed. "Bruce was so young" Scott shook his head side to side. "It's okay Cyke, it's okay" Logan patted him on the back.
Sabretooth grabbed Evan by the face and squeezed all his body tightly together until it was a perfect sphere; he then invited Logan to have a lovely game of basketball. "Where d'yo get the ball?" Logan asked. "I...found it" Sabretooth answered. "You killed Evan didn't you?" Logan smiled at him. "Yeah, I did". Then they carried on with the game.
A flock of wild seagulls swooped down and attacked Evan. "Hey thank god they only took my skateboard" He then walked off a cliff.
A volcano erupted many were killed, well, only Evan.
Professor X smothered Evan with a crate of berets.
Butterflies pick one human every 5000 years to feast upon, guess who they picked this 5000th millennia?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after, then Evan fell down on top of the spikes that were attached to Jill's shoes.
An old lady was being mugged up ahead, Evan came to stop the violence, the muggers stopped, ignored the old lady and went straight to the most annoying person in the world.
Lightening doesn't strike in the same place twice, usually.
Jean made yet another trip, this time to the hairdresser, Louis, the barber, then cut Evan's head off with some wire cutters.
Kylie Minogue disembowelled Evan with a wicker basket, with the help of N'sync and The Spice Girls.
The Baby Crusade flew through the sky in the mystical bag of babies, and used their really cool super cool powers to destroy Evan, then they beat him with SPATULAS OF DOOM!
Harrison Ford and Susan Sarandon buried Evan alive.
Evan thought it would be fun to do some stand up comedy...in front of the students of the school of Murderers and insane Knife wielders.
There was a car crash close to where Evan was standing, Evan just stood there, terrified, a mongoose cage van moved rapidly towards him, burning with a blue flame, it stopped just in front of him, he sighed in relief, then it exploded.
Notice the ones I chose, you should do, you sent 'em in, keep 'em coming, only twenty more to do, then I would have a clean hundred.
