"Well…uh…I mean it was just a little good-night type of thing really…." She stammered. Murdoc watched her try to explain moving her hands in frenzy and talking like she was completely overexcited. He leant over and took her hands into his.
"Relax…." He said and she looked to him still bright red. "Don't be so hyper all the time." He muttered under his breath pulling her in closer. She wasn't resisting and seemed alright with what was happening. They kept going closer and closer to each other until Rigs finally as if snapping out of a daze jumped back blushing.
"Umm…Muds…why don't we go home…" Rigs asked and looked down.
"C'mon Rigs…let's at least explore a little I mean I think we were both just acting weird right?" Murdoc said. Rigs nodded and they both got out of the car. At first all Rigs and Murdoc could do was look at each other almost scared of what had almost happened but as soon as they saw some young mother yelling at her kid about something relatively dumb they started laughing and all was back to normal. They walked arm in arm acting stupid and doing jackass-type things until they arrived at a little record shop.
"C'mon Muds you know we have to go in…" Rigs said and Murdoc smiled.
"Yeah but if they have no Sabbath I'm outta here." He said and she giggled. They walked in together and waltzed right over to the Heavy Metal section before a creepy looking guy pulled Murdoc aside while Rigs was looking intensely at the selection of Black Sabbath.
"Who's the girl?" the guy asked.
"Why would you want to know dullard?" Murdoc asked back.
"Well are you with her?"
"Not dating wise no…"
"Well mate I haven't seen a pretty little thing like that looking at Heavy Metal in all my music years. Mind if I steal her from you?"
"Yeah you sack of shit, we're here together and there's no way I'm letting her get with some lazy-ass who thinks he's the next Ozzy Osborne." Murdoc said and grabbed Rigs' hand. "Let's blow this shit-hole." He said and Rigs looked at him like he was crazy.
"We just got here! They have exclusive vinyl!"
"I said let's GO!" he screeched and grabbed her wrist leading her out of the store. As soon as they were out Rigs looked at him.
"What the Hell is your problem?"
"What's yours? I just saved you from some random hunk of shit!"
"What?"
"That guy was eyeing you. He was a total sleaze-bag."
"Why do you care?"
"Because I care about you!" Murdoc yelled and then looked around. Rigs looked at him and slowly approached.
"You….what…" she said.
"Ever since you kissed me I can't get that out of my head…aww CHRIST!" he yelled and pulled Rigs in and kissed her. Rigs beat against his chest until he let her go.
"What are you doing?"
"I don't know!"
"I think I like it!"
"What?" Murdoc asked but was answered Rigs had pulled him in close and now she was kissing him. Murdoc grabbed her waist and they stood there just kissing. Finally they pulled apart. "So what are we going to do now?"
"Are we going to go together or what?" Rigs asked and Murdoc looked at her.
"I don't know…" he said and she looked down.
"I love you Murdoc. I mean we've been friends since we were nine and through all of it we've always had each other's back. I loved you like a brother but now it's a bit different. I actually think I love you." Rigs said and Murdoc looked at her. A total tomboy that would easily be lost in a crowd yet she was Rigs, Joan Valarie Rigby and that was enough to get him interested.
"I don't know if I could love you…it depends…" he said and smiled.
"On what?" Joan asked.
"How good you are in bed." He said and sniggered.
"You have no idea Muds. I'm gonna have you singing Shook Me All Night Long for a while." She said and that was it Murdoc took her hand and they ran to the car. Murdoc started the engine and Rigs smiled. "Where too future sex slave?" she asked and Murdoc grinned.
"My place doll." He said and Rigs giggled. They drove fast saying the most explicit and dirty things a human could ever imagine. They finally arrived at Murdoc's house and Murdoc took her hand. "C'mon lets go before Hannibal sees us." He said and she smiled.
"I know, through the window…" she said and he looked at her.
"Your useless"
"But not for long, our future is coming. Come on!" she said and Murdoc looked at her.
"That actually sounded good…"
"Huh?"
"Never mind." He said and followed her to the wall of the house. They stopped and Joan grabbed onto the roof. Murdoc lifted her and she climbed up and then bent down to pick up Murdoc. They both scaled the house until they both tumbled into Murdoc's room. "I can't believe this is actually happening."
"Neither can I." Rigs said and moved towards Murdoc who kissed her again. She kissed him back and they fell on the bed as friends now lovers.
