Authors Note: So. Its been two years, and i found my old fanfiction account, and so ive decided i should continue this garbage story! Welcome back everyone! Also WARNING: just some cussing here and ther because i was innocent when i first started the story, but not anymore im now infested with evilness *evil laughing* hahhaahahhaha sorry... *distant crying*

ANYWAYS WE SHALL CONTINUE! GOTTA BLAST!

So. The lions crowded the bodies of an ugly sleeping Stephen and Tony the ti- I mean Lion. What were these suspicious lions up to? Are they murderers? Are they just watching steven and lion sleep? Are they not actually lions? WELL GUESS WHAT KID BE PATIENT FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z (im kidding okay ive gotten really rude over time sadly)

Ziipppppp... Huh? Whats that? Are they taking their suits off? Are you telling me they are furries? Oh well, as long as they dont yiff steven and lion... haha...ha...oh god. Anyways... Then one of the... spooky mystery people behind the suit sneezed directly on Lion's face! EW HOW DISGUSTING HOW COULD THE AUTHOR BE SO MEAN TO YOU LION WHYYYYY

Lion awoke with a start, feeling the slime hit his face. "oh yummy" And he licked it off his face because i dont know im running out of ideas haha He then looked at his ugly smelly owner stoven galaxy. Ew. "STEVEN MAN WE GOTTA GO THE LIONS ARENT ACTUALLY LIONS WE GOTTA RUN BEFORE WE DIE"

Steven awoke to Lions disgusting screechy scratchy cracky foul voice accompanied by his smelly fish breath from the tuna he ate the day before. Do you smell it? That smell? A kind of smelly smell, a smelly smell that smells...smelly.

*GA SP* STEVEN DRAMATICALLY GASPED LIKE AND THEN GAGGED AND THEN FELL DRAMATICALLY AND THEN COUGHED UP SOME BLOOD DRAMATICALLY AND DID SOME MORE DRAMATIC STUFF AND THEN DIED FROM THE TERRIBLE SMELL OF LIONS BREATH! OH DEAR! REST IN PISS STEVEN UTHERA! YOU POOR CREATURE!

Lion gasped in shock! HIS AMAZING STUPID UGLY OWNER! But then Lion smiled and made a smug toothy grin, lets say it was even more smug then Yellow Zircon, Yellow Pearl, and Aquamarines smile combined. Yeah. That explains it well. "THERE AINT ROOM FOR THE BOTH OF US PINHEAD AHAHHAAH!" But then Lion was hit with vietnam war flashbacks and remembered the good times with steven. Oh scoliosis universe, you were a great one.

And then the most mind blowing thing in the whole world happened. It was so mindblowing, its 99% guaranteed you will shit yourself. Wonderful, isnt it? SO LION GOT SAD FROM HIS FLASHBACKS, OF COURSE, AND THEN HE CRIED ON STEVEN. AND OH BOY... WHAT HAPPENED? STEVEN BECAME PINK! BOY OH BOY LIONISPINKLARSCONFIRMED2K17WHAT EVEN 420 BLAZE IT KILL ME I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

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And then steven was alive again! Wow! I could have never guessed that in a million years! So original! So clever! Now steven is technically jesus! Oh my stars! But then steven and lion forgot there was a crowd of what we thought were lions watching them! The leader walked to them magestically. Is it the author of the journals? i hope not. Good because it isnt. The leader looked at steven in disgust. "My rocks are tumbled, what are you two doing in Zircon territory? Yall are about to get some ass whoopin because youre in trouble!"

TO BE CONTINUED OH BOI AMAZING CLIFFHANGER WOOWOWOWWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWWOOSADFUHASIFUHASFUHUFHUADFFHUAHSFIUHADSFIUHASFUHASF