Authors note: Yay 4 reviews...I huggle them all...Ive checked to make sure there arent any spelling mistakes so Im glad someone pointed that out . Now this Chapter is mainly just some talking...stories and alittle funniness..I will give anyone a cookie to guess what AJ and Kery's job was that Kakashi explained ...nest chapter I promise Ill try to get some action in there.


Chapter 4 - The mission & the eyeshadow story

Our favorite Duo and our favorite group of ninjas walked up a hill...they already were walking to their destination to start their Mission.

Kery and AJ whined as she walked behind Kakashi,Sakura,Sasuke and Naruto.

AJ said "Do we have to?"

Kakashi nodded "Well you wanted to come"

AJ nodded "Ya I know"

Sasuke soon started to talk "Plus you dont know how to protect yourself"

AJ rubbed her chin "That may be but I did go into Judo for about 2 years"

Kery said "Ya when you were 10" she snickered

AJ said "Shut up...Im trying to make myself sound strong"

Sasuke said "Its not working"

AJ replied to him "I dont need your opinion mister grumpy..."

Sakura looked at AJ and said "Why do you call Sasuke-Kun Grumpy?"

AJ said "Because..." She walked to Sasuke and grabbed his cheek like a grandma would do her grandson and she started to talk in a baby voice "He acts like hes woken up on the wrong side of the bed all the time"

Sasuke pushed her hands away nd said "I told you not to touch me!" he said crossing his arms

AJ said "Ya I know... but its too tempting" she grinnned

Naruto pointed "Hey look there are some people!"

Kakashi nodded "Well those are the people we have to escort..." He said

AJ and Kerys faces turned dull as they walked up the hill "No not the torture!"

10 minutes later everyone introduced themselves to the people they had to escort to protect the cargo.

A man who was one of the cargo carriers looked at Kakashi with a dumfounded face then looked at AJ and Kery and said "Their kind of...Puny dont you think?"

Kakashi said "Dont worry theyll do just fine..."

The man nodded and threw the girls two purple coats with words on the backs "Okay get ill put them to work right now"

AJ looked at the words on the back of the coats "Movers! we have to move the cargo?"

Sasuke actually smirked...as if he thoutgh AJ was getting what she deserved.

AJ narrowed her eyes "Watch yourself Uchiha..." she made a fist.

AJ put on the coat as Kery looked in disgust "Do you have one in red or else im not wearing it?" she protested

AJ held her down as Sakura had to help and put the coat on Kery.

5 violent minutes later

AJ and Kery stood beside a large crate and a carrige type thing loading the cargo into it.

Kakashi walked past them "This isnt so bad right?" he held the 'come come paradise' book in his left hand reading it

AJ rolled her eyes "Yes im having the time of my life" she said sarcastically.

Kery screamed

Kakashi took his eyes off the book and looked at Kery "What is it?"

Kery whimpered and showed him her finger

Kakashi scracthed his head "What is it?"

Kery pointed at her nail "I knew this would happen!...A 35$ pedicure ruined!"

Kakashi sweatdropped

The movers came and said "We should get going...we need to atleast get to the destination halfway since night will fall soon"

Kakashi nodded "Were ready"

Sasuke,Naruto and Sakura nodded

Kakashi said "Lets move out"

Kery and AJ had to puch the wagon of cargo as The 4 Ninjas moved up ahead. AJ and Kery satrted to push the wagon and everyone was on there way.

Kery Sturggled but AJ seemed to be doing just fine.

Naruto soon slowed down for the two and talked "Hey...is the cargo heavy?"

Kery whinned "Yes it is!" she yelled

Naruto backed down and started to talk to AJ he said "I have a question..."

AJ nodded "What is it?"

Naruto scractched the abck of his head as he walked "Your clothes...they kind of look weird"

AJ said "I dont really care...what is your point?"

Naruto said "Well...dont you worry people think your weird because the way you dress?"

AJ said "Trust me...where I come from people would call you a oversized Orange the way you dress"

Naruto sweatdropped "You dont have to be mean about it AJ-Chan"

AJ sighed "Im just telling it like it is...plus I am kinda having problems having to push the cargo while you,Sasuke and Sakura get all the action up front"

Naruto pointed "Actually there hasnt been any action yet...Only Sakura-chan squeeling at Sasuke"

AJ rolled her eyes "Typical Fangirl"

Naruto nodded thought he actually wished Sakura would be all over him instead of Sasuke. "Being a ninja is the greatest thing in the world!"

AJ said "Well im no ninja..."

Naruto said "You can be a ninja...Dont you have chakra?"

AJ said "Nope"

Naruto continued to scratch his head "No chakra?...thats impossible"

AJ said "Well I have no chakra...I wish I did but sadly I dont" Aj started to snicker...if she did have chakra just like everyone and Naruto she imagined all the possiblities (Insert Chibi AJ making peace sign standing over 10 beat up bodies of Ninja)

Naruto went in his pocket and then grabbed something and gave it to AJ "Here keep this..."

AJ took and said "Why?"

Naruto snickered "Its more effective then those pinecones you throw at Sasuke"

AJ smirked "Dude, You tottaly have a point there" She said with a nod

Kakashi soon called Naruto and Naruto left

AJ was abck to pushing the wagon with Kery as Kery was talking abotu many of her makeup stories and clothes,fashion and accesories.

AJ said "This is coming from someone who cant tell if the light is green or red at a crosswalk the last time we wlaked home from school"

Kery said "Hey thats not my fault...I got these new blue colored contacts...cause in the winter my skin looks totally tony...not like that tan stuff amanda uses...I mean she looks total oompalompa...and what if one of my contacts slipped at the crosswalk...so even though the light was red for everyone else...for me, it was totally not" she giggled

AJ rolled her eyes "Someone kill me now"

One of the movers yelled at them "Keep moving we dont have all the time in the world!"

AJ made a fist "Ya Ya I know!"

Kery sighed as she kept pushing the wagon then looked at one of the movers..."Hey!"

she got one of the movers attention "How much longer intil we get there?"

The mover replied "2 days at the least"

Keys jaw dropped "What! two days with out my makeup care products? Nooo!" she cried

AJ whimpered "I hate my life..."

Sasuke soon slowled down to check up on the girls...Kakashi asked him to do it.

Sasuke said "Kakashi asked me to check if you two are holding up" he said crossing his arms

AJ smiled "Aww grumpy...you so caring" she said

Sasuke opened on eye and narrowed it "Dont start...Its boring back here as it is"

AJ snickered and snapped her fingers

Kery perked up "What is it boss?" she laughed alittle

AJ said "Peperz...I have a job for you" the two girls were making abit of a joke

Kery nodded "What is it boss?" she said snickering

AJ said "Well it seems Mr.Uchiha thinks were boring"

Kery said "So what do you want me to do?"

AJ said "Tell him..." her face turned evil "The eyeshadow story"

Kery gasped "But AJ...noyone survived long enough to hear the eyeshadow story"

AJ finished "Well just test and see what he can go threw"

Sasukes eyes widened all the sudden as Kery stared at him evily...

Then the only words you could hear were Sasuke yelling and plugging his ears as Kery started to talk for 2 hours straight.

End of Chapter 4


Author: Really I always wanted to do something liek that...You know talk about making for 2 hours in front of Sasuke...I wouldnt really want to see his reaction...hed think I was a idiot or something so kery is so lucky she gets to fufil my dream XD

AJ: Wow...I didnt knwo Sasuke could survive that long

Kery: Ya me neither...usually people have to see a counsellor for a couple a weeks after the eyeshadow story

Sasuke: I hate the author so badly right now (rocks back and forth)

Me: I know you luv me XD stop denying it XP