A/N: I don't know about this one. It's strange, but not as much as the other two.
Disclaimer: See previous chapter, or are you blind?
My owner is strange. Kaw. He has a strange accent, and is rather amusing. Ka-kaw. A bit hyper perhaps, but alright. Kaw. I get to see the ship by perching on his shoulder. Ka-ka-kaw. He calls himself a Russian Pirate. Mazhiv calls him illogical, but that's because he hangs out with that Green Man. Kaaaaaaaaw. I don't like Mazhiv, or Grace. Kaw. Red and Scotty scare me. Kaw.
The door opens Owner walks in with Accent Man. Kaw. They sit and chat. Kaw. They drink vodka. Ka. I am most displeased my owner calls me after a drink. Reh. I fly over, hating be locked in a tree less room. Rah. The next time we land, I escapeā¦
Owner and Accent Man are singing silly songs. Rehehehehe.
Accent Man waves in my direction, "He's laughing at us."
"He's Russian." Owner replies. Rah. Owner is most foolish. Kaw. I know Accent Man, Green Man, Pretty Lady, Keptin, Older Accent Man and Other Accent Man all agree with me. Rehehehehehe.
Accent Man only shakes head. Kaw. They drink more and sing more songs. Kaw. I sing with them, causing their laughter. Kaw. Owner laugh so hard he falls out of his chair. Rehehehehe, Accent Man laughs with me. Rehehehe.
Accent Man leaves after putting owner to bed. Kaw. The lights are off, and I'm stuck on the picture frame. Rah. Good night.
A/N: Please review, I am considering doing a Christmas Special.
