Disclaimer: If you think I own iCarly, you need to go to the mental hospital by my friend's house that she tried to take me to once.
Freddie looked nervous and disgusted as she placed her hand on his knee. He scooted away and sadly looked at me.
"So babe! I got a gorgeous dress for tomorrow. I was so excited to ask you! We are gonna look so good together," Lily told him. I was pissed.
"oh really?" Freddie asked uncomfortably. Lily nodded. she leaned into his ear.
"Pshh! Only if you are standing next to him. Oh and if he isn't standing next to you. Take a picture of the air and imagine two good looking people! There y'all look perfect together!" I said. Lily ignored me.
"Afterward, we can co to my place, my parents aren't home and I have a big bed!" she whispered loudly. My eyes widened. Freddie looked mad, then freaked out. Carly looked like she was creeped out.
"Um… well, I can't! I have to come home at the end of the dance because I have to babysit my sister while my mom goes… eh… clubbing!" Freddie said. I almost laughed… Crazy clubbing! Haha funniest thing I ever heard.
"Oh," Lily said upset. She scooted closer to Freddie.
"I have to do something," I mumbled then left. No way I could watch this whore make moves on MY nub!
"Freddie's my nub! Not her's! mine! All mine! My nub! Stupid Lily can go fall down a well! She thinks she is doing bedroom things with my nub! Whore…" I mumbled walking off.
The rest of the day was extremely uneventful. I fell asleep in my last class and got yelled at. Oh well.
Freddie's mom came to pick him up and Spencer drove me and Carly to my house to get money, then dropped us off down town.
"Buy little sister and her friend who strangely is spending a lot of time in her own home!" Spencer said. Carly and I laughed.
"What are you doing now bro?" Carly asked.
"Me and Socko are going to the junkyard and eating cereal!" he said.
"Don't set it on fire like you did this morning!" Carly warned.
"The junkyard or cereal?" Spencer asked.
"Well, duh, the cereal… wait! You set the junkyard on fire!" Carly yelled.
"Well, no, of course not… maybe… fine! I did but I put it out!" Spencer whined. Carly rolled her eyes.
"Bye!" she said. Spencer breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thanks!" and with that he drove away.
"Come on!" Carly said dragging me into the first store she saw.
She took me right to the dress racks. She looked at all the dresses. The first dress she pulled was a white sparkly short dress and put it up to her.
"What do you think?" I asked. I shrugged.
"Nice," I said. She nooded.
"I'm trying it on!" she said.
I looked through the rack, I wanted to find a low cut, tight waisted, short dress, but something not to whorish.
I wanted Freddie to drool and Lily to feel self conscious, all because of me. I know it didn't sound like me, (at first I just wanted to wear jeans and a tee-shirt, then I found out who Freddie was going with!)but hey I wanted to it my way! And that did sound like me.
I saw no dressed that fit the bill. Carly ended up with the white dress. It looked chill on her.
We went to the next store. It only sold formal dresses. Carly started to look through the dresses.
"Lily's a bit of a skunk bag! I feel kinda bad setting Freddie up!" Carly said. I grabbed a hot pink dress.
"I know! She tried to seduce him!" I laughed though I was kind of mad.
"Yeah, haha poor Freddie, he looked super freaked out!" Carly giggled.
"I know! She's a creep!" I said.
"Hey speaking of Freddie, he's been acting weird lately!" she said. I picked up a red dress.
"How so?" I asked finding a navy blue dress.
"In health, Mrs. Beby was saying how teenage pregnancy was the worst thing possible and Freddie got all mad. He was going on about how it's not all bad and got all offended," Carly said. I grabbed two dresses a green one and a light pink one.
"Really? I asked.
"Yeah! And then some guy called teen moms whores… Freddie punched him in the face!" she said.
"Holy crap!" I screamed. Freddie as in my nub? Punched a guy? Wow…
"I know!" she said. Then gestured to my dresses, "Wanna try those on?"
I nodded and went to the dressing room. I tried them all on. I saved the light pink one for last. It was everything I wanted.
It was short, down to a bit above my mid-thigh. I was low-cut, but it wasn't like a free show.
It was made of silk and had a pink bow tied under the bust. Above the bow there were only light pink rhinestones and sequins. Under the bow there was only scatters here and there of rhinestones and sequins. But it was pink… ew… oh well, it's hot. Freddie is gonna drool… and wanna jump me ;)
I didn't show Carly, I wanted it to surprise everyone. No one would expect it.
It was only $700 which Freddie gave me $1,000 to dress shop, so I had plenty left to buy a push up bra, pantyhose, and hair accessories. I also had money to get my nails done and money to buy this tanning stuff me and Carly were gonna share.
So I checked out and Carly and I headed to Victoria's Secret. It was crazy in there lacey bra's and panties and such. We looked through the push-up bra's. Carly picked a white lace push up to try on and I grabbed a light pink lacey silk one.
"Hey, I love Freddie's lie by the way!" Carly said. I paused for a second. Did she figure out?
"W-What?" I asked.
"When Lily was trying to get him to do things with her! He said his mom was going clubbing! Ha!" Carly laughed. I giggled too.
"I know! I cracked up!" I laughed. She nodded.
We went into the rooms and I tried the bra on. It fit awesome. I put my original bra and shirt back on and walked into the store. Carly was waiting. We grabbed some pantyhose and checked out.
Then we went to get some hair stuff. Carly got a white feathered clip with diamonds. I got a clip with little pink and white stones that looked like a butterfly.
We got French manicures and pedicures with like flowers with a diamonds on our big toes and our thumbs. Then we bought some instant self tanner stuff. I normally hated to get al dolled up, but seeing Freddie Drool and Watching Lily be all mad would be worth it!
Then Spencer picked us up and drove me home. I hoped out, changed, put my hair up and got a cab to go to Alice In Wonderland rehearsal.
Haha, Sam's being all girly and gonna beat Lily at her own game. This isn't very much Seddie, just Carly and Sam bonding and such. Ahhh.
I feel bad because I was gonna put this chapter up last night but then my mum toke my down town, made my watch a movie with her, then told me bed time.
I need to write more chapters tonight, I only have 2 and a half more written. But I'm babysitting my this kid whose basically like my little brother and he's spazzing over food, so I'm updating as quick as I can. And I can't write right now, will when I'm done.
