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A/N: I have a confession to make, I am very vain of this story. I was thinking of a really really good line from a story and I thought of the Doctor's reasoning that if the cars didn't look like police cars they properly weren't, then I realised that it was from a story that I had written, this one. Oops.


"Who's Sergeant Benton?" Rose asked The Doctor in the back of the car.

"He's an old fried of mine, I met him when I worked for UNIT, the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce. Defending the Earth against aliens"

"Like you?" Rose joked; the Doctor shook his head and smiled.

"No Rose I was with UNIT. TARDIS needed reparing and it was the only way that I could get the parts"

"But when did you meet him? Was he like a Sarah Jane?"

The Doctor sighed, "You know when I regenerated?"

"Yea", said Rose as she leant into The Doctor and he wrapped his good arm around her.

"Well, this is my tenth body Rose and I met Benton first in my, oh I can't remember Benton?"

He aimed this question to Sergeant Benton who was driving the car.

"Yes Doctor," Benton replied, eager to help, he had known the Doctor for a long time but he hadn't seen him in years.

"Which body was I in when I first met you, what did I look like?"

"Doctor, you had black hair, um played the recorder, and then you had white hair I think and said you were in exile and then lastly you had a big scarf, teeth and curls. Then you disappeared Doctor"

"Thanks Benton" The Doctor said smiling, "Keep your eye on the road, I want to be in one piece when I get were ever I'm going"

Sergeant Benton gave the Doctor a salute and focused himself on driving.

"So Rose, I first met Sergeant Benton in my second body, then third then fourth, this was hundreds of years ago literally"

Rose stretched against The Doctor and then accidentally leaned against him wrist.

"Owww" The Doctor said scowling in pain.

"Sorry Doctor"

The Doctor nodded mutely. Rose leaned further into his arms and then stretched up to give him a kiss on the cheek.

The Doctor leaned against Rose and they sat like that in each other's arms for a while until Rose said.

"Sergeant Benton said that you were exiled, why?"

"Oh that, that was because I broke the Time Lord laws of non-interference"

He shrugged.

"It happens, quite a lot actully"

The car stopped after another couple of minuets.

"Where are we" Rose asked Sergeant Benton who got out of the car and opened the door for the two of them to come out.

"Tower of London" Sergeant Benton replied.

"I never knew that the Tower of London was a UNIT headquarters"

Rose giggled something the Doctor didn't know that was a first.

The Doctor poked Rose and she stopped.

"Well" Sergeant Benton started, "Are we going in?"

"Of course, lead the way Sergeant"

Sergeant Benton led The Doctor and Rose around The Tower of London until The Doctor pointed at a picture of a globe with wings.

"See you've changed the logo, nice I like it"

"Doctor" Sergeant Benton said, "Have you met any of the old crowd?"

"We met Sarah Jane" Rose put in, "But no one else"

"You met Sarah Jane? She was a good friend. A feminist to the last but very nice" Sergeant Benton told her.

"Well", he directed to The Doctor, "We have a bit of a Christmas meeting every year"

"Just good luck that you found me then?" The Doctor asked causally.

"Not really bit of a story to that actually, we have only recently learnt about Torchwood, know them?"

"Vaguely" The Doctor lied, he had an inkling of the word in the back of his mind like it would mean something to him one day but for now he would just gather up the information.

"Well they have a thing about aliens so when that lady phoned them up, she was an operative of them by the way well they were going to come ad get you but we have hacked into there signal so that we can get to places faster than them but anyway we came and got you first."

"Thus explaining the large body guards. But Sergeant Benton you mentioned 'the old crowd' who's here?"

"Well" Sergeant Benton explained there is, "Dr. Elizabeth Shaw, Josephine Grant, Captain Mike Yates and Sir Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart,"

"Well I haven't seen them for centuries so led the way"

Sergeant Benton led them into a corridor filled with Christmas decorations and Rose looked around astonished. What was this alien catchers, UNIT had Christmas decorations up.

"Look", The Doctor said, pointing, "Mistletoe"

The Doctor swooped down and kissed Rose. She smiled into his lips and then kissed him back.

"You like mistletoe don't you Doctor?"

"I think I do, I might get a sprig of mistletoe and wear it in my button hole, what do you think?"

"Doctor, I will kill you if you do that"

"Why?" The Doctor asked and stuck out his tongue.

"Because you will look like an idiot, mistletoe is not for wearing in button holes!"

"Yea, but you think that that would stop me?"

"Well…"

"Rose, I wore celery in my button hole for almost my entire fifth life so I think mistletoe would be very stylish"

Rose spluttered.

"You did what?"

"I had celery in my button hole, it was very useful"

"What for?!?" Rose asked.

"It detected certain gases in the 'Praxis' range and I was allergic to them, then I ate the celery and survied" The Doctor said coolly.

"You're mad Doctor quite mad"

"Yep but you still love me"

"Of course"

The Doctor then kissed her again.

By this time Sergeant Benton had opened the door of the room and Captain Mike Yates came out.

"Doctor you old rogue"


Scout Girl

A/N Hope you liked, please review. If you want to make me really really happy then review all my stories but that might be asking for a little much. Well please review this story. Are you lot happy now? Rogue is spelt right.