Disclaimer: all characters belong to J.K. Rowling
Let's Kill HARRY!
Cho Chang was currently waiting for her boyfriend Harry Potter to come and meet her for their date. Then she remembered that Harry and Cedric use to go out and she started to cry.
About 5 hours later, Harry still hadn't shown up, so Cho started crying, AGAIN!
"Well….hello there little child!"
"Wha? Who said that? Show yourself!"
"Calm down Harry Potter's girlfriend! It's only me…Voldemort, the Great and Powerful Dark Lord killer of your ex-boyfriend Cedric."
"Go away…I HATE YOU!" Cho screeched.
"Now is that any way to talk to me…Lord Voldemort…the Great and Powerful Dark Wizard, killer of Cedric Diggory, and…"
"SHUT UP!" Cho scrams through her never ending sobs, which seemed to grow louder with every passing second.
"You SHUT UP! You and your insufferable crying! You're giving me a headache!"
"Sorry."
"I will only accept your apology on one condition."
"What? I'll do anything!"
"Anything I say? Well, I want you to help me kill Harry Potter!"
"Why? What has he ever done to you?"
"Well, besides going out and trying to destroy me, he's ripped me from my body, AND has Dumbledore all to himself! He also cut off his beautiful hair!"
"Why…that's horrible! I shall help you kill him!"
"Okay…let's go!"
Cho and Voldemort had found Harry in the kitchens, crying at a jug of orange juice.
"Baldy waldy smoldy!" Voldemort and Cho said in unison.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Harry screeched. "My hair has been shaved clean off!"
"Serves you right for cutting your hair!" stated Voldemort.
"Oh…well…I promise I'll grow it out if you let me get away!" Harry exclaimed.
"Oh…ok!" replied Voldy.
"Hey Harry!" Cho shouted.
"Yes Cho?"
"I want to break up with you!"
"Oh, ok! I didn't like you much anyways!" Harry shouted as he left the kitchens.
"Why'd you dump him?" Voldy asked.
"Cuz I realized I didn't like him."
"DIDN'T LIKE HIM?! HOW COULD YOU NOT? HE'S HOT AND SEXY, AND COOL, AND POPULAR, AND HE'S GOING TO GROW OUT HIS HOT HAIR AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Voldy shouted excitedly.
"Ya…but I love someone else." Cho said.
"Really…who?"
"You!"
"Oh…well…I like you too!"
"Let's get together and have a bunch of snake, Harry-hating, babies together!" Cho said
"Okay!"
And Voldy and Cho lived happily ever after, until one of their 20 children had developed a crush on Harry. Unfortunately, for the child, Voldemort and Cho disposed of the eldest offspring. They no longer speak of their oldest son.
The End
A/N: I know kind of lame ending….oh well……..
