THE LEGATO SHOW

Episode 1

ALL RIGHT ITS TIME FOR GUNGHO WITH LEGATO BLUSUMERS TONIGHT FROM GGUNDAMS NEO ITALY IT'S MICHELO CHARIOT AND FROM NEO FRANCE IT'S GEORGE DESAND!! NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST LEGATO BLUSSUMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Legato: thank you Monev for that introduction and thanks to all my loyal fans for watching.

Audience: we love you Legato!

Legato: Thanks again crazed fan girls.

Back stage: I love you too boss

Legato: SHUT UP MIDVALEY! HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE GO THROUGH THIS?

Midvaley: c'mon boss you know you want it.

Legato: No Midvaley I don't want "it"

Anyway please give a warm welcome to neo Italy's Michelo Chariot

Michelo: HEY LEGATO WHATS GOING ON!! How you doing?

Legato: Good it's great to have a fellow insane Italian.

Midvale: would you like to blow my horn?

Michelo: NO!!

Midvale: You Bitch

Legato: So what was your reaction to losing the gundam tournament in Hong Kong?

Michelo: IT DROVE ME CRAZY!!! I HAVEN'T BURNT DOWN SO MUCH STUFF SINCE WE WON THE WORLD CUP.

LEGATO: Oh really what do you think contributed to your downfall there

Michelo: the 2 against 1 deal they cheated.

Legato: so would like revenge against them?

Michelo: But screw that Italy won the world cup!!!!!

Legato: yes so what crazy stuff did you do then?

Michelo: we blew stuff up I blew up the police station, the French embassy, the Milan tower And just for the hell of it we burned down wimbles Stadium.

Midvaley: isn't that in England?

Michelo: YEA AND WE BURNT IT ALL DOWN!!!!

CHAPMEN: YOU BITCH!!

Legato: Any ways please welcome our next guest from neo France George de Sand

George: So Michelo it was you who destroyed the French embassy I will punish you here and now.

Michelo: we beat you at the world cup and I'll beat you again.

Legato: Can we please get back to the interview?

Midvaley: George would you like to blow my horn?

Michelo: like he's not fruity enough already.

George: Shut up.

Legato: By the way George I read your book it touched me.

George: huh?

Midvaley: Boss that was George Sand not George De Sand

Legato: Any way George what was your reaction to losing the world cup?

George: I burnt down the Italian embassy.

Michelo: all right bitch it's on now!!

As Michelo and George argued about the world cup in the back of the stage Legato just sat back until suddenly George gave Michelo a head but.

Midvaley: (waving a red flag) Ok break it up what happened here?

George: He insulted my mother!!

Michelo: NEVER I would never insult somebody's mom I'm an orphan and it makes me cry when I think about losing my mom.

Legato: this all seems so familiar.

Midvaley: How about this guys I got the world cup on tape wanna watch

Michelo and George: BRILLIANT!!

Legato: I'm not interested

Michelo: and you call yourself an Italian

George: A man who wont watch the world cup is a man with out pride

Chapmen: Here here hey can I watch too Michelo (gets up from the audience)

Michelo: sure and I'll invite Chibode

George: Merde

Michelo: Hey he's the one member of your team that hasn't attacked me.

Credits and notes

Written by Derek Anzalone (sora17)

Produced by Knives million

Edited by Julie Anzalone

Announcer Monev the Gale

Note George Sand was the alias of 19th century French writer who disguised her name because women weren't aloud to write back then.

Wimbles stadium is a British soccer arena that gets burnt down allot

I assumed Legato is an Italian because Legato is an Italian word.

Merde