CHAPTER 4:
THE CAT IN THE HAT
"I love hot springs!" Yorouichi stated as she looked lovingly at Kisuke. Behind closed doors, they had actually been a couple for quite some time...like Soi Fong would ever know that...
"As do I, Yorouichi," Kisuke agreed, taking off his hat. (If you haven't noticed, Kisuke looks,like, twenty years younger without that thing)
Just as he was about to put it on, Yorouichi said, "You're too sexy for your hat, keep it off. I think it makes you look younger..." (See? She gets what I'm saying!)
"Really? I always thought that it looked kinda cool... but whatever," Kisuke placed his hat on the table in their room.
"You know, if Soi Fong ever found out about us, she'd either try to kill you for the rest of her life, or she might just have a heart attack and die," Yorouichi laughed.
Just then the door burst open. "Y-YOROUICHI-SAMA?! I- WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!" Soi Fong asked, foam starting to seep from her mouth. "Urahara! I should've known that you would be here!"
"Soi Fong! I-" Yorouichi was about to discipline her disciple, but Kisuke was already approaching Soi Fong. "What the-" Yorouichi started, then stopped, realizing what he had planned.
"Why, Soi Fong, you look absolutely...defined. I must say, almost to that of Yorouichi's standards..." Kisuke said in a very seductive tone. Both Yorouichi and Soi Fong were surprised at the tricks that he could come up with.
"U-Urahara I..." Soi Fong's voice trailed off, blushing at the thought of Kisuke. (No, I am not for Kisuke and Soi Fong, he is merely seducing her so that he and Yorouichi can be alone.)
"Yes?" he asked in a very sweet tone.
"I see why Yorouichi-sama is so madly in love with you!"
"I see... then would you kindly leave me and Yorouichi alone? It would be so 'defined' of you," Kisuke didn't know what he was saying, he just knew that Soi Fong liked that word... a lot...
"No! I will follow you to the ends of the earth, Kisuke-sama! It's obvious that you have a thing for me, so I must follow you and Yorouichi-sama wherever you may go. Although, didn't you like Yorouichi-sama?" Soi Fong asked.
"You think I... have a 'thing' for you?" Kisuke asked, surprised that his seducing plan didn't go as well as he thought it would.
"Of course! Why would you speak to me in such a manner if you didn't?"
"I-I I don't-" Kisuke stammered.
"You must like me," Soi Fong insisted.
"HE DOESN'T HAVE A HACKIN' THING FOR YOU, HE HAS A HACKIN' THING FOR ME!!!" Yorouichi yelled, throwing a very baffled Soi Fong out of the room.
"Eh heh heh..." Kisuke laughed nervously as he looked at Yorouichi.
"You aren't meant for seducing, Kisuke..." Yorouichi said before turning out the lights.
Why is Soi Fong so crazy? Why haven't I written in forever? Why am I sorry? Find out on the next chapter of "Vacation: GOTTA Get Away."
