"Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
'Elphaba's new habit of waking up from her dreams several times during the night and going to the bathroom to splash her face with water?'
Water? Water is like acid to Elphaba. Is it a typo?" -Anonymous reviewer "wait a minute"

We're going to call this "The Chapter Where the Authoress Feels Stupid," if you don't mind. Thank you so much to the anonymous reviewer "wait a minute" for pointing out the miniscule but distressing flaw in the last chapter. I wish I could say that I had been sleep-typing when I wrote it or perhaps just on heavy drugs, but alas, I was neither of these things. I would like to formally apologize for the stupidity of my killing off of Elphaba in the middle of the story and then bringing her zombie back to flirt with Galinda. I promise that Elphie will be doing no more splashing herself with water...that is, unless she goes suicidal. ;D Please keep reading, guys!