Good Evening, Rappers!
Sorry for the long wait, but I have few more battles for you over the Summer!
Style of: David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini
Epic Rap Battles Of Anime
Shaman King (Yoh)
VS
Dinosaur King (Max)
Max
You've never seen a dino quite the same as that of mine!
The size of my colossal fossils represents my lines,
Look out they're right next door, Yoh!
You're not a challenge, Yoh!
Your biggest adversary is a momma's boy, baby!
I'm the dino king and stomping out evil, you can't escape from this blood bath!
You were only lucky Hao's mommy spirit stopped him, and my dinosaurs will rip you in half!
Ah! Your hack and slash techniques are embarrassing!
You're the most boring thing to happen to kings since One Piece!
Nobody's heard of shamanism, who doesn't love dinosaurs?
I destroy with the wind of my roar!
Smash your mirrors if your flying wires tangle,
Not to mention your sword fights are goofy!
Monkey D Luffy
Did somebody say Luffy?
Max
No
Monkey D Luffy
Oh
Yoh
Man, you're not even a king,
I have an unbreakable bond and my spirit is strong.
Nobody has heard of your darn classic.
My fans still remember me hardcore,
Wants to be strong but only has a small herbivore.
You failed at making games, and you failed at making cards,
You should stick to what you're good at and do nothing!
It doesn't help with a voice as stupid as Ash
Your show is a ripoff of a ripoff, Digimon Tamers!
My anime frankly inspired Digimon Frontier!
Attacking dinosaurs were done better by the boring Power Rangers!
Tai
Hey, Digimon is awesome, leave me out of this
Yoh
Pokemon...
Tai
Shut. It.
Yoh
See what they'd be watching if it wasn't for me?
I remind them that bonding with spirits can make you happy!
While you waste time with repetitive fight scenes,
My manga series counting Japan only sold millions!
You should stop fighting a broken couple
I'll get a remake and profit on the double!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Anime!
Jurassic Storm as Max and Luffy
Duperghoul as Yoh and Tai
I'm going to has to chat with Virizion 2.6 if he wants to be a certain pirate next time, but with his tight schedule and the fact the battle is going to be BIG, I'll see...
Good Night
