"WHY DID YOU LIE TO PEIN?!"
"Huh?" Jukua was writing in her diary when the shark angrily ran in.
"YOU TOLD PEIN ABOUT THAT GIRL AND LIED ABOUT HOW WE WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP, YA DUMB BITCH!"
"You are! Men…geez! As ugly as you are, you need to love her while you can."
"I DON'T LOVE HER! I BARELY EVEN KNOW HER!"
"Fine…asshole. BE THAT WAY!" The medic ninja rolled her eyes and went back to writing in her diary.
"I don't even see why you even care. We're not friends or anything."
"Well I only care because you're a shark dude with high testosterone pumping inside of you. You could snap at any moment if you don't…you know…have sex."
"I'm fine, thank you very much!" he turned bright red. 'Stupid bitch…I'm…well I can't lie…even to myself. I really need to get laid! I really don't wanna be a virgin forever…'
3 months later
"Hoshigaki! Wake your ass up!" Jukua yelled in Kisame's ear.
"WHAT?!"
"The boss had got a new mission for us and…well…you're not gonna like it."
"What?"
"We have to spy on a couple in the Wind Country. They're honeymooning, so we have to pretend we're a couple and spy on them."
"No way. Why can't you find someone else?"
"Because Leader-sama said so…plus I really don't have any good choices. Sasori's creepy plus I think he and Orochimaru are banging right now. Kakuzu…well he's a psychopath. DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT! Hm…oh and Zetsu's a cannibal and a freak. You're a freak too, but at least you're tolerable."
"Gee…thanks." he said sarcastically.
"Don't take it so bad, asshole." She said rolling her eyes. "Come on then. If you're lucky and we see your girlfriend…"
"She's not my girlfriend. I barely know the damn girl!" Kisame rolled his eyes. The two were traveling for about a few days when (just Kisame's luck) they did indeed run into her, but not directly. She was in an ANBU uniform and talking with someone. Jukua giggled as she nudged her partner.
"Look who showed up!" she grinned.
"Shut. Up!" he blushed.
"Come on, Hoshigaki. Go get some!"
"NO!" He wasn't just going to waltz up to some little girl and chat her up. She was pretty and all, but not that pretty to get him in trouble with the law! Why Jukua was pushing him so hard to go over that was beyond him. Maybe it was because she either really cared she thought the whole situation was funny to her. Either way, he wasn't going to embarrass himself just because she wanted him to.
"You're such a wimp." She shook her head while looking amused. "The big bad sharky is afraid of getting his heart crushed. You poor ugly thing, you."
"You're about to be uglier than you already are if you don't…" He was cut off by her smile getting wider and wider by the second. Did he really want to turn around? He didn't have a choice. It was either that or looking at Jukua's smug grin on her face.
Turning slowly, he saw that the girl was right behind staring at him. Kisame didn't know what to say or do so he just waved. She turned red in the face and waved back before running off with the person she was with before. Jukua cracked up at the site and Kisame could only give her a dirty look before dragging her to the nearest hotel. They got rooms separate with Kisame making sure he was the one getting their hotel keys. If he let his partner, she'd just ask for a room with two beds so she could tease him about the girl. He was glad to get away from her. Once he was in his room, he took off his shirt and tossed it down to his bed. Just as he was undoing his pants to take it off, he heard something. Turning, he saw a figure leap from the branch outside of his window. He rushed over to the window, opened up the window, and looked outside.
"Where the heck did they go?" Kisame started to head outside when he heard a knock outside of his door. He slipped back on his shirt and peeked outside. "Oh hey."
"H-hello." It was the girl from earlier. She was wearing her hair down and now had on a black t-shirt and a pair of pants. She was blushing bright red and looking down at her feet while fiddling with her fingers.
"Nice to see you again." He wondered what she wanted with him. As a matter of fact, how did she even know he was in this room? Did she see him come in here? He wondered if she was trying to do something considering she what she was.
She only just nodded blushing. Should he really consider inviting her inside? He hesitated. "Did you want to come in or...?"
"I-I just wanted to give you this." She held out package. He opened it up carefully and found food in it. It smelled delicious. He thanked her for it and she only blushed even harder.
"Thanks. It smells good." They stood there a few more minute being awkward until the girl spoke up.
"I'd better go." She bowed. "I uh I-I..."
She seemed to want to say something, but couldn't get it out. Jukua would be having a field day if she was here watching them. "You what?"
"N-nothing. I've gotta go!" She took off running down the hall and around the corner leaving Kisame alone. Once inside, he took a sniff of the food. It didn't seem to be poisoned. He ate a bit. It was pretty good. He suddenly got a phone call and answered it. "Hello?"
"I saw that." The medic said in a sing song voice.
"Dammit! Don't spy on me!" He yelled before slamming the phone down. Sighing, he re-wrapped the food and went to go take a shower.
