FAIR WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS A RATHER EXPLICIT SEX SCENE. IF YOU ARE EASILY DISTURBED BY SUCH THINGS, PLEASE STOP READING.
The next morning, when Tyler awoke, he was the only one left in the cabin, and his first thought went to Lindsay. He still felt absolutely terrible about seriously injuring her during the dodgeball match.
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Tyler: Oh man, I am so in love with that woman! I miss back when we used to date. I don't just see her as some sex object, like I know Duncan, Cody, and some other guys do. In fact, we've never had sex! With each other or otherwise. (Sighs) What am I doing, she's got a boyfriend. I don't have a chance.
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"But Tyler's thoughts were interrupted by Trent barging into the cabin. "Tyler, come on, man. Chris is about to announce the challenge!" "Sorry, my bad," said Tyler. "Just thinking about…things." "Well, let's go," said Trent. So Tyler pulled on his clothes and stepped outside. All the campers were gathered outside, with Chef standing next to Chris. "Well, good morning, sleepy face," said Chris. "Is-is Lindsay alright?" "She's awake at least, but has requested one more day in the infirmary." DJ and Duncan looked at each other and grinned knowingly. Now, if there are no more stupid questions, let's begin our briefing on the challenges for today. Noah, take out your earbud." "Hmm? What?" "Yeah."
"Now, today's challenges are based off the first season's eighth and sixteenth challenges!" Chris pulled out deer ears and tails in one hand, and a water gun in the other hand. He threw the water gun to Chef, who cackled. "Your first challenge is to hide somewhere around the island and try to make sure Chef doesn't find you! But, it's gonna be more difficult than just hiding. You see, each deer tail has a tracking device implanted in it. Chef will easily be able to hunt you down. If you try to remove the tracking device, it'll set off an electric shock. If you get found by Chef, you're out. If you set off the electric shock, you're out. Once you get 'out', this leads immediately to your second challenge: help Chef hunt down your fellow contestants. The person who is the last one standing wins the challenge for their team! You all will get five minutes to hide first before Chef comes out to find you. Now put on your ears and tails!"
Soon, the campers had put on their deer costumes. "You all look wonderfully ridiculous," laughed Chris. "Speak for yourself," mumbled Bridgette angrily. "Alright," said Chris, "Your five minute head start begins…now!" And the contestants scattered. Chris turned to Chef. "Why not only give them a 3 minute head start just for funzies?" Chef snickered.
Noah climbed up a tree and sat in a branch among the leaves, sipping it.
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Noah: Who gives a shit about hiding? I can't spill my mocha!
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He saw Ezekiel running around below him. Ezekiel saw a small cave nearby and ran into the darkest section of it. Meanwhile, Gwen and Leshawna were both hiding underneath the porch of the girls' cabin. They saw Trent run into the boys' cabin, and Beth climb up the side of the girls' cabin and sit on the roof.
Down at the Dock of Shame, Owen and DJ hid inside the Boat of Losers. Katie and Sadie tried to fit both of themselves behind a tree. Duncan climbed a very rock wall and chilled on the top of it, so that he was nearly invisible. Izzy…well, god knows where Izzy went off to. Eva was stomping through the wilderness, without even bothering to hide. She was more focused on trying to hunt down her teammates for trying to vote her off.
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Harold: All right, I don't think he'll be able to find me in here! (Chris comes over the intercom and says, "Harold you do realize you have a camera right in front of you that we can see you through right?") DARN! (Harold runs off)
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Heather hid inside the dining hall. Justin hid inside a dumpster behind the dining hall so at least his stench would be disguised. Cody snuck into Chris's trailer and locked himself in. Just as he locked himself in, he heard Chef stomping past.
Suddenly, the door busted open, and before he could do anything, Cody was hit in the face by Chef's water gun. "You're with me, kid," he said before throwing him a mini water gun. "Come on man, you got my nice hoodie wet," said Cody, causing Chef to soak him once again. "Stop bitching." Just then, Chef heard a contestant running past outside, and he gave chase.
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Cody: Come on man, Sierra got me this hoodie for our two-year anniversary!
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Meanwhile, Ezekiel washiding inside his little cave. He was just relaxing when suddenly, he heard feet pounding past outside, and the sound of a girl's panting. Ezekiel poked his head out and saw… "Bridgette?"
"Oh, hi, Zeke. I'm trying to find a place to hide, do you know anywhere I can hide?" "Well, I mean, there's still room in this cave…" "Zeke, are you trying to hit on me?" "Listen, do you want to lose the challenge or not?" "Fair point," she said, climbing into the cave quickly. Just as she had fit herself into the cave next to Ezekiel, she could hear the pounding of Chef and Cody's feet outside. "Come on, I think I see someone over there!" Just then, the two heard a loud "EEEEEEEEE!" and a loud splash of water.
"Looks like they got Tweedledum and Tweedledumber," snarked Bridgette. She and Ezekiel sat in awkward silence, until she spoke up. "Uh, so. If you don't mind me asking, how did you recover from being a green zombie-looking thing? I mean, you mentioned a serum once, but…" "Funny you should ask," laughed Ezekiel, "After Camp Wawanakwa sank, the government came to investigate. They found the 'Fun Zone' on Boney Island, where I was just chilling, eh. They captured me and did some tests on me. You remember how Lindsay said she was injected with a serum that raised her IQ? Yeah, I was one of the first people they tested it on. Since it was an early formula, there were some unexpected side effects. It restored my health, but it also enhanced my speed and agility in short bursts.""So, you're like a superhero?" "Kind of, eh." "Sweet."
"Listen, Bridgette. I'm sorry about what I said in season one about the whole "guys are better than girls" thing, and I-" Bridgette put her finger to the homeschooled boy's lips. "Forget about it, I forgave you at Playa Des Losers. I thought your little crush on me was adorable." "It was that obvious?" "Dude, you kept trying to sneak up on me underwater." "Uh, yeah, I guess so, eh. Sorry about that too." "Zeke, you apologize too much. Calm down, I'm not gonna choke you or anything like that. I think you're kinda cute, but I-"
"Awww," interrupted Chef, "How cute. Unfortunately, I have to cut this little date short," he said, before blasting the two of them with water.
Cody was stalking around the main campsite. He checked his tracker, and saw that Gwen and Leshawna's trackers were located under the main porch. He was just about to check it, but suddenly, Beth shouted, "Yodelay hee hoo!" before she jumped off the roof. Cody gave chase, and Leshawna and Gwen sighed. "Whew, that was close," said Gwen. "Yeah, thank goodness for that crazy white girl!" agreed Leshawna. Just then, Gwen looked up and saw Eva pointing a gun in their faces. "Uh, speaking of crazy white girls…"
SPLASH!
"What the hell was that about?!" shouted Leshawna. "YOU TRIED TO VOTE ME OUT, YOU DOUCHENOZZLES!" "Because you're insane!" "So I allied myself with Chef to take down all of you backstabbers! I've got 'em, Cody!" she shouted. "Awesome," said Cody, returning with a soaking wet Beth. "Who's still out there?" Eva checked her tracker. "From my backstabbing team, there's still Owen, DJ, Tyler, Harold, Izzy, Noah, and Duncan. And from your team there's still Courtney, Trent, Heather, and Justin."
"Scratch Owen and DJ off the list," said Chef, returning with the two boys thrown over his shoulders and Ezekiel and Bridgette walking in front of him. "They tried to make a break for it when I found them, but they weren't fast enough," and Chef let out an evil snicker. "Damn it, Chef, I wanted them," complained Eva. She shot the two with her water gun anyways. "I'm headed out to find Tyler, Harold, Izzy, Noah, and Duncan." And with that, she stomped out. As soon as Eva had left, Harold emerged from behind some nearby bushes. "Please, someone shoot me with your water gun! If Eva finds me, she'll tear me limb from limb!" Just then, a gigantic spurt of water came from nowhere and hit Harold, knocking him on the ground. "My pleasure, dweeb," said Duncan, emerging from behind a tree.
"Duncan?" said Harold, "What are you doing here?" "Meh, I got bored, so I gave myself up to Chef a while back." Just then, a scream was heard, and Tyler zoomed through the clearing for his life, followed by a rabid Eva. "Come back here, you scrum-buffing waste of flesh!" she shouted.
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Duncan: "Scrum-buffing?" What the hell does that mean?
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Meanwhile, Justin was still sitting in his dumpster. He was pretty sure that he'd be able to wait the game out there, but suddenly, the top of the dumpster opened up, and peering in on him was Heather. "Justin!" she said. "What do you want, Heather?" asked Justin. "I want to make an alliance with you!" "Well it's about time someone realized my genius!" said Justin as he climbed out. Heather held her nose as she spoke with him. "Listen," she said, "We can't stay here and talk about our alliance, they might hear us! Come on, let's head to the cabins!" Justin began walking forward before he felt Heather push him. Suddenly, he was directly in the sights of Owen, DJ, Chef, Gwen, Katie and Sadie, Leshawna, Cody, Bridgette, Ezekiel, and Harold's water guns.
"Son of a bit-"
Justin was absolutely drenched with water. His foes unloaded on him, leaving him dripping from head to toe.
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"Justin: Not cool, Heather! You set me up! I will have my revenge! Or, I would, if I actually knew how to be an antagonist...
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Meanwhile, Heather was running through the forest. "Sucker," she chuckled. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Duncan appeared in her way and shot her right in her stomach with the water gun. "OW! You stupid delinquent! You got my suit wet." "Yeah, well, live and let live, right, princess? Come on, let's go see if we can find Izzy, Noah, Courtney, and Trent."
The contestants around the main area began to move. Inside the boys' cabin, Trent thought he hadn't been spotted. And he hadn't. That is, until Katie just happened to look down at her tracker and see that Trent was in the area. She looked around, before glancing inside the boy's cabin and seeing the sun sparkling off Trent's horn-rimmed sunglasses. She blasted her water gun through the open window, dousing Trent. "Oh, come on, man, NOT COOL!" he shouted. "You got my suit wet! This is, like, my look!" "Why don't you dial Whine-One-One and call a Waaaahmbulance, Elton John?" mocked Duncan, throwing him a towel and a water gun.
Meanwhile, Noah was still sitting up in the tree, calmly sipping his mocha. Suddenly, he lost grip of it and it fell out of his hands. "No! My mocha! I can't be hipster without it!" He began to climb down the tree, only to be met with Chef Hatchet's water gun against his face. Chef pulled the trigger, blasting him out of the tree and into a nearby bush. "Uh, a little help here?!" said Noah. "I'm wet and I can't get out of this bush!" "I thought you were too cool to get wet," snarked Chef as he walked off.
The only remaining contestants were Izzy and Courtney. The manhunt began for the two of them began. The person who evaded everyone the longest would win the challenge for their team! However, the manhunt came to an anticlimactic end, as just as the hunters from the Ballers' side were closing in on Courtney's location, there was a loud scream and a "BZZT!" noise. Courtney had tried to take the tracker out of her deer tail, apparently forgetting that it delivered a large shock to anyone who tampered with it. She was laying on the ground, fried by the charge and groaning in pain. "Gwen, wait! We're friends again right?" "We were, until you backstabbed me in season 5!" "No!" shouted Courtney. Gwen almost didn't have the heart to shoot her. Almost.
She returned to the campsite with her former friend. "Nice going, Gwen," said Duncan, with a broad smile. "Got rid of my ex so we can get back together? I feel you, I-" Gwen got right up in Duncan's face. "Listen Duncan. I broke it off for a reason. We're not a thing. We'll never be a thing again. Got it?!" With that, she stomped off.
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DJ: Ouch! My bro just got shot down hard!
Harold: HAH! He deserved it!
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Just as Chef was arriving with Noah, Chris swooped down on his jetpack and announced the victor. "In a shocking turn of events, it looks like Izzy has won the challenge! Then again, I suppose it's not really that shocking since she's probably used to evading people hunting her down. Anyways, Izzy, you can come out of hiding now!" he shouted and hoped Izzy heard. Just then, Chef Hatchet stepped forward and…unzipped his skin? What the? However, it turns out it was just a disguise! Izzy stepped out of the Chef costume! She'd been impersonating him this entire time!
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Izzy: Whoo, it was getting stuffy in there!
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Everyone was dumbfounded, even Chris. "What the fu-Well done, Izzy! Interesting strategy to say the least! Anyways, Izzy, you've won your team the weekend away on the mainland! A whole weekend for shopping! Eating! Enjoying yourselves, basically!" Team Ballers cheered, and Izzy bowed. "Hey, wait a second," said Noah, "If you were impersonating Chef this whole time, where is Chef?" "Oh, I tied him up and stuck him in his trailer!" Owen gaped. "I think I love you...still!" He ran forward to hug her, but she put her hand up. "Whoa, easy, Big O. We're friends, that's it."
Izzy stood there in silence for a second, then said, "Ah, who am I kidding? Come here, you lovable tub of lard!" With that, Owen and Izzy began making out...again.
Chris whispered to an intern standing by him. "Remind me to go untie Chef later. Or not, I don't really care. Heh-heh." The intern nodded and Chris continued. "Anyways-"
Chris was interrupted by Tyler's screaming as he tore across the field and climbed a tree. Eva was still on the warpath, stomping after him. However, Chris activated her shock collar, knocking her to the ground cold. "As I was saying. Team Rejects. You guys may have won the challenge last time, but tonight, you ARE rejects thanks…to Courtney! You're headed to elimination tonight!"
That night, at the elimination ceremony, Chris stood with his platter of marshmallows. Chef stood behind him, rubbing his rope burned wrists. Chris spoke. "Rejects! I hold in my hand ten marshmallows! But there are eleven of you. It is someone among you's last night here at Camp Remanier. Now, you all have voted, and I'll start handing out the marshmallows. The first one goes to Lindsay, since, well, she was injured and didn't do anything wrong in the challenge!" However, the newly recovered Lindsay seemed distracted. "Chris, where's Tyler?" "Uh, why?" "No reason, just wondering." "Lindsay, I thought you had a boyfriend!" "I do!" "Are you hitting on him?" Chris teased. "No!" Lindsay protested. "All right, fine, he's relaxing in the boy's cabin. Decided not to go along on the trip, forfeited his spot, since he didn't want to spend even more time with Eva. Now, may I PLEASE continue?" "Of course, sorry Chris."
"Ahem. Our next two marshmallows go to Ezekiel and Bridgette! D'aww, you guys are so cute together!" Chris mocked. "Shut up!" Ezekiel and Bridgette said together, then blushed. Chris chucked their marshmallows at them, then continued to rattle off names. "Katie! Sadie! You're both safe! And so are Beth, Cody, Trent, Heather, and Justin!
"Courtney was waiting for her name to be called, but then realized his tray was empty. "WHAT?!" she screamed. "YOU IDIOTS VOTED ME OFF?! ME?!" "Uh, yeah," said Cody. "You WERE kinda the reason we lost the challenge." "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!" "Yeah, not happening. Chef?" Chris snapped his fingers, and Chef (the real one) walked forward, picked up Courtney, walked her down the Dock of Shame, and unceremoniously chucked her into the Boat of Losers. When the boat pulled off, Courtney was still protesting. "You can't do this to me! I'm no longer a CIT, I AM A COUNSELOR!" But her protests did nothing, as soon, the boat vanished from view.
"Gotta say, I definitely saw THAT ONE coming!" said Chris. "But tune in next time for an episode with spills, chills, thrills, and things you WON'T see coming! Right here! On Total Drama Reloaded!
The cameraman turned off the camera. "We're off," he said. "All right, guys, good work today! Lots of nastiness going on! I love nastiness! Now rest up so you'll still have some nastiness to go around!" Chris chuckled. With that, the Rejects headed off towards their cabin. As they passed the Ballers' cabin, they noticed that one light was still on in the cabin in Tyler's room, but they paid no notice and entered their cabin. Within minutes, everyone was asleep. Everyone, that is, except for Lindsay. When she was sure everyone else in the cabin was asleep, she snuck out and tiptoed over to the Ballers' cabin. She knocked on the door to the boys' side. Tyler opened it and seemed shocked to see her. "Hi," she said. "We need to talk. May I come in?" "Sure, come right on in," said a still-shocked Tyler.
The two sat down on Tyler's bed. They began to talk. At first they just chit-chatted, but then began talking seriously. "Linds, I'm so sorry I hurt you with the dodgeball." "It's okay," she said, "You were just trying to win, I get it." "I wasn't even aiming for you though! I completely threw it wrong and hit you by accident! I feel so bad about it and if I could go back in time and stop myself from doing it I would. Linds, I know we've grown apart, and I know that you have a boyfriend, but I have something to admit to you: I would do anything for you. Lindsay, I still love you. I always have.
Lindsay hesitated for a second, then looked at Tyler. "You know what the funny thing is, Tyler? I don't actually have a boyfriend. I've just been saying I do because I've been trying to deny my feelings. But honestly, I feel the exact same way about you.
Tyler sat in shocked silence. Lindsay cleared her throat and said, "Well, I should probably be going, Tyler." She leaned down and kissed him, then began to walk away. Suddenly, Tyler grabbed her and began kissing her madly. He began feeling all over her body. The funny part is, Lindsay didn't even try to resist. For she knew that she wanted what was about to happen probably as much as Tyler did.
The couple continued kissing madly, and as they did, Lindsay began pulling off Tyler's shirt. When his shirt was fully off, she gently pushed him back onto his bed. She then sat on the edge of the bed and pulled off her shirt, revealing her pink bra. She reached back and undid her bra, and threw it onto the pillow next to Tyler's head. Tyler looked up and was shocked to see her enormous tits. He began to feel her body, and grabbed her tits, still amazed at their size. "Holy shit, Linds, how did I never see these?" Lindsay smiled mischievously and began undoing Tyler's pants. When she finally had them off of him, she pulled down his boxers and looked at his bulging dick.
Lindsay then reached down and pulled off her incredibly short shorts. The couple were now completely naked. Without wasting any time, Lindsay got on top of her boyfriend and starting riding him, swaying back and forth. Tyler grabbed her boobs while she swayed back and forth. Lindsay groaned and moaned, and Tyler said, "I love you so much." Lindsay began to ride him harder, and Tyler moved his left hand around to grab her left asscheek. With his right hand on her enormous tit and his left hand on her enormous asscheek, this was the best time Tyler had ever had in his life. Lindsay was moaning incredibly loud while she rode him hard, so loud Tyler was afraid they would wake up everyone else in the next cabin. He was also afraid his bed would fall apart, from how hard it was shaking. "Oh my god, Tyler, I think I'm about to go," said Lindsay, now thrusting even harder. "Yeah, me too," said Tyler, "Me too, baby." Lindsay arched her back, throwing her tits in Tyler's face, and then she came. Tyler released his load as well, the two of them groaning loudly.
She then rolled off Tyler and laid next to him in the bed. The two kissed for a little longer, before Lindsay and Tyler finally fell asleep in each other's arms.
