"Hey! Where's DJ?" Leshawna asked.
Gwen shrugged. Duncan sighed, "I scared him and he ran off into the woods like the pussy he is." He laughed, "I'll tell you: that guy screams like a little girl!" Gwen shrugged again while Duncan was roflhao (rolling on floor laughing his ass off). Leshawna gave him an ugly glare.
"And you didn't even bother to tell us?!" Duncan tried to form words through his laughter.
"Didn't… think… was… big… deal." He sighed, "Must've slipped my mind."
"I can't believe you! Ima go find that boy an bring him home." Leshawna yelled as she left the cabin in search of DJ. She slammed the door behind her.
"Nice job dumbass." Gwen joked.
"It's not my fault that DJ ran away- oh, wait- yeah, it is!" Duncan chuckled.
They both sat down in front of the TV in total silence for about five minutes. Gwen was blankly staring at her drink and Duncan was trying to find the remote. He had noticed Gwen had been awfully quiet, he was sure it was about Trent, she had that look n her face. He pictured everything going through his girl friend's head: Why did I have to vote him off? Why did Heather have to be such a bitch?
The TV flashed on again showing the bored faces of Owen, Chris, Heather, Izzy, Lindsay, and Chef. Neither of the two seemed to notice though.
"You know you really have to stop the whole moody and broody thing. It gets kind of annoying after a while." Duncan said kind of harshly.
"What broody thing?" Gwen stopped staring at her beer and looked over at her friend.
"Ever since Trent left, you've gone Miss Depressed- Emo-teenager on me. It's like you think good old Trent is going to cheat on you: for real this time. I personally don't think it's good for your health." He stated mater-of-factly
"Since when did you start caring about my health?" Gwen spat back. A little smile appeared on her face.
"Umm, maybe since you started checking me out all the time?" He joked
"I so do not check you out. And where did you get that idea Mister I'm- going- to-kiss- Gwen-because-'she is the hottest girl here besides Courtney?' You really have to be quieter in the confession cam, dude." She teased.
Duncan was taken by surprise. "so been spying on me have we?" Duncan grinned.
"Did not" Gwen turned to him, laying on her side.
"Did so" Duncan copied Gwen a small grin appearing on both of their faces
"Did not" She leaned in closer to him
"Did so." He leaned in closer until their lips were practically an inch apart.
"Did… not." Gwen whispered slyly as she and Duncan kissed. Their lips smacked against each other and soon he pulled her waist closer to his. She moaned as he rolled on top of her and held her arms pinned up above her head. Gwen stopped and Duncan pulled back to let her talk. "It was the alcohol I would never cheat on Trent."
"And I… well these days I'd probably cheat on Courtney with anyone… but I would always stay faithful to her."
"Wait, how does that work ou-" She was cut off by Duncan pushing his lips down on hers once again. He quickly ripped off all of his clothes along with hers and started moving his kisses down to her neck. "Duncan…"
Little did they know the TV was back on…
Meanwhile….
The remaining campers along with Chris and Chef were all watching the small camera being projected onto a monster sized TV. Before the dumb machine woudn't work but now what was on the giant screen surprised them. Chris turned around from the projection to face the camera.
"The last time we saw our four campers party there was Gwen and Duncan boringly sitting in silence watching the TV. Apparently, we missed something because now they're… let's just say they're closer than ever before." The sadistic host stepped out of the way for the camera to view Duncan and Gwen on the road to second base. Suddenly the camera was blocked by a large hand and muffled yelling was heard from Chris's mouth. "What're you kidding? We want the ratings to stay the way they are! We don't need you dwelling on that…" Chris looked back "Whoa, where'd he learn that?" Soon the camera went on standby for a few minutes.
Also meanwhile…
" DJ! DJ boy where you at?" Leshawna screamed to the dark forest that surrounded her. She stopped to look around. "Where am I at?"
Leshawna though she heard a growling come from behind her, she turned around to find a huge bear staring her right in the face.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!" It growled.
"Aw no, aint no way I'm falling for this one again. Izzy you come out of there right now!" The bear stopped moving. "Oh, you got me! Ok!" Izzy lifted the head of the bear suit off and shouted
"MAN, LESHAWNA YOU'RE GOOD! IM GUESSING YOU WANT TO SEE DJ RIGHT? WELL I PASSED BYHIM IN THIS SUIT AND I WAS ALL 'GRR IMA BEAR IM GONNA EAT YOU' 'AND HE WAS ALL LIKE 'GAHHH!' AND I WAS LIKE 'RUN FOR YOUR LIFE LITTLE CHILD YOUR GRANNY'S NOT HOME' AND HE SCREAMED AND RAN BACK THAT WAY!' Izzy pointed. Leshawna didn't understand a thing the girl just said but decided to follow where she pointed anyway. It was out of the forest and back to the main camp area and what looked kind of like a huge TV loomed off in the distance…
Meanwhile at the cabin… (I use lots of meanwhiles don't I?"
Gwen was pulling her shirt back on and Duncan sat back and relaxed a few feet away from her.
"I was drunk."
"I was faithful."
"Shouldn't you get your clothes back on?"
"Shouldn't you get your clothes back off?"
Gwen stared at him for a moment, then decided he was probably right so she pulled her shirt back off and threw it by the pile of other clothes.
"I hate you."
"You mean you love me." And he grabbed her naked body and they started the whole theatrical event again.
"Gwen…"
Meanwhile at the projector,
"Wow this is JUST like watching a romantic comedy!" said a certain dumb blonde
"Shut up Lindsay," Chris told her "Sorry viewers about the standby but to make it up to you: We have brought back two more contestants! Give a big welcome to Trent and Courtney." Everyone at the camera was quiet and gasps were heard all around, the TV shut off. The were two newcomers totally oblivious to what was happening around them.
"Thanks Chris," Courtney smiled politely "Say, where's Duncan?"
Chris was trying so hard to keep his mouth shut, "Umm, I don't know. Maybe he's back at the cabins? Why don't you go check? Same goes for you Trent!"
The two walked on towards the cabins still oblivious to everything that was happening. As soon as they were out of earshot (or so they thought) the crowd burst into laughter again and the TV went back on.
AN: Chapter… what is this 4? Tell me what you thought of it! Okies bah by!
