Hi Poland! It's me, Indiana! I was feeling lonely, so I have decided to write some of the other nations of the world.^^ I do have a question, though. I heard from my sister that Nevada has a crush on me. I have been single my entire life and I have no idea what to say to him. You seem like somebody who knows a lot about love.

Thank you for reading,

Lee Jones, Indiana


Dear Indiana,

Aww that's, like, totes sweet! I'm glad you came to me instead of France, 'cause we all, like, know he doesn't know anything about fer sure pure love! Ok well I'll just tell you what I do with the person I like and I, like, totally hope it works out for you the same way. Ok well first off, if he's, like, getting kidnapped by a state stronger than both of you, just, like, roll over on your belly and make cute faces at him. Oh! And a sure-fire way to totally have him be yours is to, like, go to his place in a miniskirt and tell him that you two are totally going to ride ponies together! Pink is a must! Like, a pink shirt and eye-shadow he'll be, like, melting all over you. Hope this works out for you, I wanna, like, totally be the god-mother m'kay?

I wasn't talking about Lithuania,

Poland.


A/N: Tch, yes you were.