My Crush Is A Yandere! - Chapter 4
Nana glared at Ness, he glared back.
His glare was much more sly, but Nana knew his worst fear. It was easy. Just one name. If she shouted it- she's be free. Nana took a deep breath.
"MASTER HAND!" She shouted at the top of her lungs, catching Ness off guard and causing him to fall backwards and start panicking.
The boy stood up to run out of the closet, but was instead slammed into the wall by a giant, left fist.
"Crazy Hand! Lemme down!" Ness tried to slip out of the situation by attempting paralysis, but alas, it failed.
Master Hand came barreling into the closet. He absorbed the scene of Nana without her skirt and the cleaver near her.
"Nana. I am ordering you to go to the infirmary," he said calmly, he waited for a moment. "Now."
Nana pulled her skirt up and did so, running as fast as she could.
"And as for you..." Master Hand turned to Ness, who was being lazered by Crazy Hand. The boy was on his side and covering his head.
"AND AS FOR YOU!" Master Hand's voice boomed. "MY OFFICE! NOW!" He grabbed Ness and carried him by the collar to his office, going at a speed Sonic would struggle to beat.
"I am very, VERY, disappointed in you, young man," Master Hand drummed his fingers on his desk to keep calm.
Ness stared at him with his hands on his lap. He knew what was about to happen. He was either: 1. Going to be removed from this tournament, 2. Put in the basement for a month, or 3. Simply get a warning.
Master Hand knew Ness was a rule breaker, but he wouldn't break major rules. He would steal the food, break a window every few weeks, and occasionally get into a scuffle with Toon Link, but he NEVER did anything like this before.
"Alright, listen. You're confined to your dorm for the next two months. You will not move from that very room. If you do, I will make sure that you will never see your mother again," Master Hand's voice was threatening, but calm. "Got it?"
"Alright."
"OK then, let's get you upstairs. I'd suggest you keep a good face on so nobody knows," Master Hand lifted out of his chair and pushed the boy out of the office.
"Nana. I'd advise you stay away from Ness. He's certainly an interesting case," Doctor Mario handed Nana her skirt back, then wrote his signature down onto a sheet of paper and slipped it into a cabinet.
"Yes, but...what's wrong with him? What happened? He wasn't banned, was he?" Nana very well did not to want to be around Ness for a while, but she still had her crush on him. It wasn't his personality she liked - it was his appearance. He was HOT. (Remember folks, eyes of a twelve year old here.)
"I think he's a psychopath. I have no idea how this happened, though. He has problems with his dad- I know that, but that's all I can think of," Doctor Mario paused. "He'll be confined to his room for two months."
Nana had to put her hand on the infirmary counter not to fall on the floor. "Two months!? Oh nooo..." She grasped her hair and pulled it. "I have to go apologize!" She buttoned her skirt and started to run out of the room, but was stopped by Doctor Mario blocking the door.
"No, Nana! It's too dangerous to go and see him! At this rate, he'll most likely go hostile," Doctor Mario gave her a glare. "Go to your room. That's a command, young miss."
Ness sat back on his bed. He laid there, sprawled out and emotionless. He laughed slightly. "Damn, am I stupid! Letting myself get caught! Just look where I am now!" He put his hands on his face and giggled.
The raven jumped up and ran over to the now boarded up window. He had the room all to himself now. Lucas would be staying in the Fire Emblem dorm for the next couple months.
He looked through the small hole and looked at the commotion below. Apparently a cat had attacked Olimar. Ness sat down on the floor and looked up at the ceiling. Its starry design was enough to put someone in a trance.
"I wonder if..." Ness grabbed a kitchen knife out from under his bed and stood on his mattress, then scraped at the ceiling, revealing the wood. He continued until he hit the metal floorboards of the StarFox dorm. He pulled a lighter out of his pocket and slowly burned through the metal. How foolish of Master Hand to use such weak material.
"Always armed with something..." He muttered to himself and put the lighter in his pocket. He stuck his hand through the ceiling and heard Falco's girlish scream.
"OHMIGOD IT'S A ZOMBIE!" Falco screeched, abruptly dropping his Wii Remote on the floor.
Fox had jumped up and examined the hand. Then quietly whispered something to Ness. "Ness, what in the - are you doing?"
Ness blinked stupidly. "Scaring Falco. And trying to escape my dorm."
Fox also blinked stupidly. "Escaping?"
"Master Hand confined me to my dorm for going insane and attacking Nana. Go get Luigi. I wanna talk to him."
Fox groaned. "Are you kidding me?"
"Nope. Now go get him!"
Fox stood up and went to go get the green plumber.
Falco looked in the hole in the floor, then jumped back. "OHMIGOD THE SNES IS A ZOMBIE!"
Nana sung cheerfully, holding her microphone. She was doing karaoke with Zelda and Peach to get her crush off her mind.
The song ended rather quickly, and Zelda glanced at Nana in a worried way.
"Nana, you look upset. What happened?"
Nana blinked, then smiled shyly. "Nothing. Just a little upset about the short song."
Peach tilted her head, then smiled. "Let's go do manipedis in my series's dorm!"
The three turned off the karaoke machine and walked upstairs to Super Mario dorm, but not before hearing Falco AND Luigi's scream.
"WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Luigi leaned forward and stared at Ness with a gaping mouth.
Ness waved at him happily. "Hi, Luigi!"
Peach, Zelda, and Nana all walked into the StarFox dorm and glanced at the hole in the floor. Nana jumped back when she saw Ness give her a mean glare.
"Yes, what did you do?" Zelda got on all fours and peered at the boy, examining the floor below and the stuff on it.
"I got lonely."
"Dumbass..." Zelda muttered.
"What was that?" Ness said cheerfully, the tension in the air growing.
"Nothing. You better get this fixed before-"
"Already done," Ness closed up the remains of the carpet and taped them together, then placed a board covered in glue on the ceiling.
Nana stared at the now closed floor. "L-Let's go to your dorm now, Peach..."
A/N: I hated the old chapter. I replaced it, sorry guys.
That aside, a friend of mine thinks Earthbound is a website. I have no comment.
And aside from that, I hope to get Chapter 5 of SG up, Chapter 2 of TTN up, and Chapter 5 of this up by Friday. TTN will definitely be up, since the chapters are short, SG is a 50-50. Not sure. We'll see.
Leave a review, positive and negative, I love both! See you soon! ;)
