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"We're back at the campgrounds!" Chris announced. "Get out and head to your cabins. And Tigers? Meet me at the campfire at sunset for the campfire ceremony.

Cody cheered as he left the bus, with Noah and Harold following him. Heather and Duncan glared at him. "What? I'm cheering because I got to a new level on Dragon Hunt 3!" [1]

Harold gasped. "Seriously? Level 73?"

Cody nodded. "Yep."

"Awesome!" Harold replied. "Let's go to the cabin and see if we can reach the third boss level." The three nerds ran off towards the Shark cabin, and Duncan scoffed at them. "Nerds. Totally suckish."

"Is that all you can come up with, punk?" Heather sneered at him.

"Watch it, queen bee." Duncan smirked back.

Heather stormed off to the Tiger cabin, and Duncan headed towards the dock. "Hey, Owen! Want to do some fishing?"

Everybody else pretty much went his or her separate ways, except for Izzy, who was nowhere to be found.


Camera Tent…

Chris wandered into the camera tent, where he looked and saw Izzy running through the woods. "I'll never get her."

Chef shrugged as he came in behind the host. "She's psycho. Crazy. Weird. Mad. All of the above."

"You got that right, Chef." Chris replied.

"Tonight's the first elimination ceremony, Chef. We need to get the campers to do their voting."

"Look, pretty boy, it's not for two hours. Give em' a break!" Chef responded angrily.

Chris shrugged. "Whatever, Chef. Since we're here, and the campers get a break, let's look over the confessional footage."

At that, the two hosts grinned manically.


Confession Cam

Cody- "I did well in the challenge. I didn't get caught the whole time, but I did get close to it."

Izzy- "Izzy's going to have to confess to Cody soon, but Izzy's not sure how he'll react."

Gwen- "I know Izzy and I are on different teams, but it's Cody, so I have to help. That guy's been following me for a long time."

Chris- "I just love this confessional footage. It's so juicy and full of secrets. You can find out everything."

Duncan- (still in body cast and wheelchair) "Yeah, I'm glad Chris didn't air the part when I got injured again." [2]


Flashback…

"Duncan and Courtney are out!" Chris announced. "Wow. Izzy's on a roll!"

The force of the paintball knocked Duncan and Courtney over the side of the hill, where they rolled down it fast. They crashed into a tree, and then Duncan rolled over the cliff and crashed onto the rocks below.

Chris whistled innocently in the guard tower. "If he doesn't recover, that's gonna provoke some angry e-mails. Chef, get him to the infirmary! Oh, and Courtney too."

Izzy smirked at them, but Courtney glared back at her. Izzy quickly ran off to look for the remaining Tigers.


Confession Cam

Duncan- (body cast and wheelchair) "I have no comment."

Courtney- "I will get Duncan! And Izzy too, for doing this to me!"

Izzy- "I bet Duncan and Courtney are mad at me for the fort incident. Oh, well. I'll just avoid them as much as possible. No big deal."


Tiger Cabin…

Heather madly laid on her bed. "Why did we lose, people!"

LeShawna stared at her angrily. "It's not like you helped! You were the first one out."

"True," Heather pondered. "But you were a hunter. You could have won for us, but you didn't!"

"Oooh, you did not just insult me." LeShawna replied.

"I think I did." Heather answered, smirking. LeShawna leaped at her, which was a surprise to Heather. "Get off, get off!"


Confession Cam

Heather- "I hate LeShawna! I'll get her voted off if it's the last thing I do!"

LeShawna- "That white girl needs to be taught a lesson. A really big lesson."


Shark Cabin…

Justin entered the cabin with a black eye and a bruised face. He was grumbling to himself, when Noah smirked at him. "What's wrong, Anti-Me? Your ex too much for you?"

"We never dated!" Justin exclaimed. "Why does she keep saying that?"

"Whatever you say." Noah responded. "I don't even care, anyway."

"You're a poet, and you didn't even know it!" Harold told Noah. "You just rhymed!"

Cody looked up from his game. "Knock it off, guys. Harold, come here. I'm in the Storm Temple, and I need help defeating the Typhoon Spawn."

"Really?" Harold gasped. "Let's get to it!"

Justin scoffed at them. "I'm allergic to nerds."

Noah glared at the pretty boy. "Shut up."

"Whatever." was Justin's response.


Confession Cam

Justin- "I need to get Noah eliminated! He's so annoying! And he won't stop taunting me about Izzy!"


Infirmary…

Duncan heard Cody and Harold talking about their video game, and he rolled his eyes. "I think I'm allergic to nerds."

"That's what I just said!" Justin's voice came from the Shark cabin.

"Okay…" Duncan said slowly.

"Oh, shut up, you delinquent." Courtney said from the bed next to him.

"Why should I, Princess?" Duncan smirked.

"Because, if you don't, I'll get everyone to vote you off!" Courtney shot back.

Duncan faltered at that comment. The truth was, the juvenile punk had spent his million dollars, and was hoping for more.

"You're looking pretty good today!" Duncan offered.

Courtney stared at him angrily, and smacked him in the place where the sun doesn't shine.


Confession Cam

Duncan- "Why is it always the kiwis?"

Owen- "That's strange. I think Duncan just stole my quote."


Middle of the Woods…

Izzy was running away from the bear, otherwise known as Fuzzy Wuzzums. [3] "You'll never get me alive!" the crazy girl cried out.

Fuzzy Wuzzums growled at her. "I don't take well to threats, Fuzzy Wuzzums." Izzy growled back.

"Izzy's on a mission, a mission, a mission!" the psycho sang off key.

Fuzzy Wuzzums screeched and ran away. Izzy stopped and turned to him. "What? I wasn't that bad!"


Confession Cam

Chris- (covering his ears) "Uh, yes you were!"


Campsite…

"Alright, Tigers!" Chris spoke into the megaphone. "It's time for elimination. Go vote for your favorite loser!"

The host walked towards the campfire ceremony, and looked over at the approaching Boat of Losers. "Hey, Chef, you okay over there?"

"Don't remind me, pretty boy." Chef growled in return.

Chris gulped and turned towards the confession cam, where the campers were casting their votes.


Confession Cam

Heather- "My team is a bunch of losers! There are so many of them to vote off." (thinks for a moment) "I pick LeShawna, because she beat me up! She better leave, that…" (Heather's rant is too inappropriate to show here. We're aiming for a T rating.)

Duncan- "Eh. I got nobody to vote for. The Wonder Twins are annoying, so I'll vote for one of them. Which one is which? I never remember."

Courtney- (is in a huff) "I'm…voting…for…that…ogre!"

Sierra- "That jerkface home-wrecker has caused me nothing but trouble! He's gone!"

Alejandro- "If I get Katie or Sadie gone, the other will probably join an alliance with me! Yes. That's the way to go!

Gwen- "Uggh. Those twins are so annoying! They didn't do anything, so I vote for one of them."

Geoff- "Everybody here is just so awesome! I don't want to vote for anyone, but I haven't forgotten what you did last season…"


Campfire…

Chris held up his plate of marshmallows. "I have eleven marshmallows on this plate, and there are twelve of you. One of you is going to be without a marshmallow, one of you is going to take the Boat of Losers and leave the island. And you can't come back. Ever!"

Gwen rolled her eyes. "We all know that's usually not true."

"Quiet!" Chris whined. "I have marshmallows for Gwen…Trent…Owen…Katie…and Geoff."

"Woohoo!" Owen shouted, grasping Chris in a bear hug.

"What about Sadie? I can't be here without her!" Katie gasped.

"Sierra…LeShawna…and Duncan." Chris continued, ignoring the hysterical girl.

Sierra popped the marshmallow into her mouth. "This is so much better actually on the island!" the fangirl announced through the sticky marshmallow goodness.

"There are four of you left," Chris announced, turning to Courtney, Alejandro, Heather, and Sadie. "The next marshmallow goes to Courtney!"

"Yes!" Courtney responded eagerly.

"Heather." Heather took her marshmallow, grateful she had not been voted off first.

Alejandro and Sadie gulped nervously, each turning towards the final marshmallow. "The final marshmallow goes to…Alejandro!"

The Latin liar caught his marshmallow, chomping on it in victory.

"What?" Katie and Sadie exclaimed at the same time. "I can't be without Sadie!" Katie announced.

"Listen, Katie," Sadie began. "You told me this, so now I tell it to you. Continue on, and try to win for both of us!"

"Okay!" Katie answered tearfully.

The Boat of Losers sailed away, carrying Sadie, while Katie cried on the dock.

Chris chuckled. "What will happen next? Will Katie get over Sadie's elimination? And who will win next time? Find out next time, on Total…Drama…Mayhem!"


Heather- LeShawna

Duncan- Sadie

Courtney- Duncan

Sierra- Alejandro

Alejandro- Sadie

Gwen- Sadie

Geoff- Alejandro

LeShawna- Heather

Owen- Sierra

Katie- Courtney

Sadie- Courtney

Trent- Heather


Sadie- 3 (Duncan, Alejandro, and Gwen)

Alejandro- 2 (Sierra and Geoff)

Courtney- 2 (Katie and Sadie)

Heather- 2 (LeShawna and Trent)

Duncan- 1 (Courtney)

LeShawna- 1 (Heather)

Sierra- 1 (Owen)


Well, the first elimination has come around. Tune in soon for the next episode!

[1] I don't know if Dragon Hunt 3 is real, I made it up and all things related to it. If it's real, I don't own it.

[2] How did Duncan know that Chris didn't air the clip? We might never know. Except me.

[3] Fuzzy Wuzzums is a nickname used by others. I don't own the nickname, nor the bear. I do own the challenge he is involved with next episode.

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