Welcome to the Ouran high school host club web page! Blah, blah, Kyoya Ohtori, blah

Chat names:

The idiot prince: Tamaki

The shadow king: Kyoya

Lolita doll: Honey- senpai

Silent stoic: Mori- senpai

Audacious commoner: Haruhi

Twinlove1: Kaoru

Twinlove2: Hikaru

Me: Omg, OMG!!! I'm sooo sorry. *freaking out* I was reading over recent chapters, and I noticed that I actually MIXED KAORU, AND HIKARU UP A COUPLE OF TIMES!!!! I'm feeling so ashamed… T.T

Twinlove1: its okay strawberry, Hikaru, and I know that you love us the most…

Twinlove2: Pshhh, damn girl can't even get our names right.

Other hosts: WHAT??

Me: *big eyes* really Kaoru- Kun!?

Twinlove1: Of course! (She called me "kun"…)

Lolita doll: Do I have any questions this time? :3

Me: Yes! Hani- senpai, you have some fans this time!!!

Lolita doll: Yay!

Audacious commoner: Let's get on with this; I have stuff to do…

Twinlove2: Stuff to "do"… *snickers* pun intended

Me: Pervert *mumbles something about Haruhi and Tamaki*

Twinlove1: I hope we don't go firs-

Me: The twins will go first!

Twins: Hey…

Me: This is from PeaceOfMindAlchemist, What is your' favorite flavor skittles?

The idiot prince: What is an Alhemst?

Me: ummm… first of all it's ALCHEMIST, and secondly… never mind I'm not goin to bother explaining.

Twins: We like pocky better… but if we had to pick. It would be strawberry skittles. :3

Me: Really? Me too! (Figures huh.)

Lolita doll: Somebody say strawberry, is there cake?

Everyone: no.

Lolita doll: Awww.

Me: Okay, next couple questions are also from PeaceOfMindAlchemist.

Me: *slaps Tamaki*

The idiot prince: OWCh! What the heck was that for!?

Me: The reader told me to! Thank you for that miss alchemist. *laughs evilly* Tamaki, what gave you the idea for something as random as a host club?

The idiot prince: *rubs face* Well it all started in middle school when I met the twins. I saw those shady monsters torturing a poor damsel, so I off course, being the gentlemen I am, stepped in, and comforted her. That gave me the splendid idea of a host club! I also remember a time when-

Me: That's enough you moron, we don't need to hear your' life story.

The idiot prince: Has gone to his emo corner.

Me: Okay, now that, that's over… Haruhi, have you ever thought of growing your' hair out, and dressing like a girl to make Tamaki happy?

Audacious commoner: First of all, why would I do that? It's not like I'm in love with him!

Me: *cough* but you are. *cough*

Audacious commoner: *glare* second of all, it's more fun to torture him. (Evil Haru)

The idiot prince: But Haruhiiiii…. T.T

Me: Good point. Do you like muffins Honey- senpai?

Lolita doll: Of course!!! I like the chocolate ones best! Hearts

Me: Awww. Okay, Mori- senpai, what do you and Hani talk about?

Silent stoic: Cake… mostly

Me: Okayyyyy, ummm that's a bit creepy, but what ever floats your' boat. Kyoya *giggle* How did you find out that you were gay? *snicker*

Twins: Buahahaha *tears* ha-ha can't take it anymore! Kyoya… gay… too funny… (Still laughing)

The shadow king: Shut… (Deep breath) UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does anybody have a LITTLE respect here?! I am gay… so you can just *?*! **! **?#** *** bleep, bleep, BLEEP!!!!

Me: Okay Kyoya (Very scared) just calm down, and answer the question.

The shadow king: Fine, to tell you the truth I just… sort of… well, there was this incident when I walked in on… I think it was Kaoru… changing, It was a bit traumatizing actually, but I knew I didn't like Kaoru that way, but I started seeing Tamaki in a new light…

Me: O.O okay TMI

Twinlove2: (scared) I remember that day. HOLY **? #?!!! You were looking!?

The shadow king: *blush*

The idiot prince: O.O

Audacious commoner: Can we get back to the question PLEASE?!

Me: Well, that's all from PeaceOfMindAlchemist, thanks for the laughs!!! Okay, next up is my personal favorite, MissGoldenAngel! (Laugh) Kyoya-

The shadow king: Oh, what is the jock this time??? *very sarcastic*

Me: The joke is… are you seme, or uke?

The shadow king: *stares for a second* Am I what?

Me: You heard me...

The shadow king: *sigh* this is torture… I don't wanna talk about it.

Me: excuse me?

Twins: He means that he hasn't had enough experience to know! *giggle* we're pretty sure he would be uke, according to that blush,

Me: (mumbles) you two would know…

Twins: You like it.

Me: No comment. Next question, Kaoru, have you ever cross dressed for Hikaru?

Twinlove1: O.o who would ask that?

The shadow king: Pay back is sweet!

Me: MissGoldenAngel.

Twinlove1: *blush* Hikaru, help me out on this one, please.

Twinlove2: Are you begging? *smirk* well if you insist… I have made many bets with my dear brother. When he loses… I get to make him wear one item of ladies clothing that I choose.

Twinlove1: Wipe that smirk of your' face before I stop making stupid bets with you, dear brother.

Me: feisty, Okay I think we got our answer, now for a question to Tamaki, and Haruhi, What is your' favorite manga?

Audacious Commoner: Manga is stupid.

Twins, me, and Tamaki: O.O No she didn't.

Twinlove1, and me: She did not just utter those filthy words.

The idiot prince: I think she did. O.o

Audacious commoner: But if I had to pick… I think deathnote is kind of cool.

Twins, and me: (Nod in approval)

The idiot prince: (Ignoring the nonbeliever) I like fall in love like a comic!

Me: O.o

The idiot prince: What? (Totally oblivious)

Me: That's a girly manga.

The idiot prince: O.O s- sooo.

Me: Next question! Hikaru, what is ONE thing you and Kaoru do alone.

Twinlove2: =_= Do you even need to ask?

Me: =_= Yes.

Twinlove2: One word, Strip poker.

Me: That's two words… wait… WHAT?!

Twinlove2: You will never know… ^.^

Me: *death glare*

Me: These questions are from laxgirl22765, Haruhi why do you lie about liking Tamaki; everyone knows that you will end up together.

The idiot prince: Don't say such vile things to my daughter.

Audacious Commoner: That's why.

Me: Nods in understanding

Twins: SHE IS NOT YOUR" DAUGHTER YOU IDIOT!!!

Me: Thanks for that.

Twins: Don't mention it.

Me: Kyoya read one of your letters to Tamaki.

Kyoya/Tamaki: WHATY?!?!

Me: I will do bad things to you if you don't read at least one. (I would make him read TWO)

Kyoya: *sigh*

Dear Tamaki,

You will never read this, thus I will confess my deepest feelings. You are beautiful. I watch as you talk to the ladies, and you have never looked as much like a gallant prince, as you do now. My heart aches. Forgive me, for I know nothing can ever be, between us. I love you. My prince, my friend, my beauty.

Everyone: Awww… *tears*

The idiot prince: You really feel that way Kyoya?

The shadow king: Of course.

The idiot prince: *Glomps Kyoya* that's sooo Kawai!!! I love you too!!! (As a friend)

Me: He's clueless.

Audacious commoner: *glares at Kyoya* rich idiots.

Me: O.O This is from Phommabouth, Honey- senpai, and Mori- senpai we have discovered everyone's' ummm… preference but yours'. What do you like?

Silent Stoic: I like Mitsukni.

Lolita doll: I like cake.

Me: … it's too weird…

Twins: …yeah… O.o

Me: AngelOfTheHealingLight is back!

Everyone: Crap!

The shadow king: I thought we lost her!

Me: Nope! First of all, she has something to say… Slap!!! Kyoya my name is not CHICK, it is Angela, so get it right!!!

The shadow king: Owtch

Me:*Points and laughs*

Me: Tamaki, why do you always kiss your' grandmothers' **#$?

The idiot prince: such language, and you would too if she threatened to kill your' mother.

(Never actually happened)

Me: Right, what ever.

Me: Haruhi, you must admit your' love to Tamaki right now!

Audacious commoner: WHAT!?

Me: Again, if you don't do it, I have serious blackmail. (Pulls out photos of Haruhi in a bikini)

Audacious commoner: O.O Tamaki, I love you in a romantic way, and I don't want to be your' daughter, because I want to be your wife!! *pant, pant*

The idiot prince: (grabs Haruhi, and kisses her)

Still kissing… still…still… PLEASE STAND BY-

Me: Laughs

Twins: start making out as well

Me: Okaaayyyy… O.o stop it you guys… seriously we have to finish the questions.

The shadow king: (Sits in emo courner)

Me: is okay Kyoya

The shadow king: *on the brink of tears*

Me: CUT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone stops and looks at me… O.O

Me: Actually, I have no more questions so … bye until next chap.!!!!

Everyone: BYE!!!