Welcome to the Ouran high school host club web page! Blah, blah, Kyoya Ohtori, blah
Chat names:
The idiot prince: Tamaki
The shadow king: Kyoya
Lolita doll: Honey- senpai
Silent stoic: Mori- senpai
Audacious commoner: Haruhi
Twinlove1: Kaoru
Twinlove2: Hikaru
Me: Omg, OMG!!! I'm sooo sorry. *freaking out* I was reading over recent chapters, and I noticed that I actually MIXED KAORU, AND HIKARU UP A COUPLE OF TIMES!!!! I'm feeling so ashamed… T.T
Twinlove1: its okay strawberry, Hikaru, and I know that you love us the most…
Twinlove2: Pshhh, damn girl can't even get our names right.
Other hosts: WHAT??
Me: *big eyes* really Kaoru- Kun!?
Twinlove1: Of course! (She called me "kun"…)
Lolita doll: Do I have any questions this time? :3
Me: Yes! Hani- senpai, you have some fans this time!!!
Lolita doll: Yay!
Audacious commoner: Let's get on with this; I have stuff to do…
Twinlove2: Stuff to "do"… *snickers* pun intended
Me: Pervert *mumbles something about Haruhi and Tamaki*
Twinlove1: I hope we don't go firs-
Me: The twins will go first!
Twins: Hey…
Me: This is from PeaceOfMindAlchemist, What is your' favorite flavor skittles?
The idiot prince: What is an Alhemst?
Me: ummm… first of all it's ALCHEMIST, and secondly… never mind I'm not goin to bother explaining.
Twins: We like pocky better… but if we had to pick. It would be strawberry skittles. :3
Me: Really? Me too! (Figures huh.)
Lolita doll: Somebody say strawberry, is there cake?
Everyone: no.
Lolita doll: Awww.
Me: Okay, next couple questions are also from PeaceOfMindAlchemist.
Me: *slaps Tamaki*
The idiot prince: OWCh! What the heck was that for!?
Me: The reader told me to! Thank you for that miss alchemist. *laughs evilly* Tamaki, what gave you the idea for something as random as a host club?
The idiot prince: *rubs face* Well it all started in middle school when I met the twins. I saw those shady monsters torturing a poor damsel, so I off course, being the gentlemen I am, stepped in, and comforted her. That gave me the splendid idea of a host club! I also remember a time when-
Me: That's enough you moron, we don't need to hear your' life story.
The idiot prince: Has gone to his emo corner.
Me: Okay, now that, that's over… Haruhi, have you ever thought of growing your' hair out, and dressing like a girl to make Tamaki happy?
Audacious commoner: First of all, why would I do that? It's not like I'm in love with him!
Me: *cough* but you are. *cough*
Audacious commoner: *glare* second of all, it's more fun to torture him. (Evil Haru)
The idiot prince: But Haruhiiiii…. T.T
Me: Good point. Do you like muffins Honey- senpai?
Lolita doll: Of course!!! I like the chocolate ones best! Hearts
Me: Awww. Okay, Mori- senpai, what do you and Hani talk about?
Silent stoic: Cake… mostly
Me: Okayyyyy, ummm that's a bit creepy, but what ever floats your' boat. Kyoya *giggle* How did you find out that you were gay? *snicker*
Twins: Buahahaha *tears* ha-ha can't take it anymore! Kyoya… gay… too funny… (Still laughing)
The shadow king: Shut… (Deep breath) UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does anybody have a LITTLE respect here?! I am gay… so you can just *?*! **! **?#** *** bleep, bleep, BLEEP!!!!
Me: Okay Kyoya (Very scared) just calm down, and answer the question.
The shadow king: Fine, to tell you the truth I just… sort of… well, there was this incident when I walked in on… I think it was Kaoru… changing, It was a bit traumatizing actually, but I knew I didn't like Kaoru that way, but I started seeing Tamaki in a new light…
Me: O.O okay TMI
Twinlove2: (scared) I remember that day. HOLY **? #?!!! You were looking!?
The shadow king: *blush*
The idiot prince: O.O
Audacious commoner: Can we get back to the question PLEASE?!
Me: Well, that's all from PeaceOfMindAlchemist, thanks for the laughs!!! Okay, next up is my personal favorite, MissGoldenAngel! (Laugh) Kyoya-
The shadow king: Oh, what is the jock this time??? *very sarcastic*
Me: The joke is… are you seme, or uke?
The shadow king: *stares for a second* Am I what?
Me: You heard me...
The shadow king: *sigh* this is torture… I don't wanna talk about it.
Me: excuse me?
Twins: He means that he hasn't had enough experience to know! *giggle* we're pretty sure he would be uke, according to that blush,
Me: (mumbles) you two would know…
Twins: You like it.
Me: No comment. Next question, Kaoru, have you ever cross dressed for Hikaru?
Twinlove1: O.o who would ask that?
The shadow king: Pay back is sweet!
Me: MissGoldenAngel.
Twinlove1: *blush* Hikaru, help me out on this one, please.
Twinlove2: Are you begging? *smirk* well if you insist… I have made many bets with my dear brother. When he loses… I get to make him wear one item of ladies clothing that I choose.
Twinlove1: Wipe that smirk of your' face before I stop making stupid bets with you, dear brother.
Me: feisty, Okay I think we got our answer, now for a question to Tamaki, and Haruhi, What is your' favorite manga?
Audacious Commoner: Manga is stupid.
Twins, me, and Tamaki: O.O No she didn't.
Twinlove1, and me: She did not just utter those filthy words.
The idiot prince: I think she did. O.o
Audacious commoner: But if I had to pick… I think deathnote is kind of cool.
Twins, and me: (Nod in approval)
The idiot prince: (Ignoring the nonbeliever) I like fall in love like a comic!
Me: O.o
The idiot prince: What? (Totally oblivious)
Me: That's a girly manga.
The idiot prince: O.O s- sooo.
Me: Next question! Hikaru, what is ONE thing you and Kaoru do alone.
Twinlove2: =_= Do you even need to ask?
Me: =_= Yes.
Twinlove2: One word, Strip poker.
Me: That's two words… wait… WHAT?!
Twinlove2: You will never know… ^.^
Me: *death glare*
Me: These questions are from laxgirl22765, Haruhi why do you lie about liking Tamaki; everyone knows that you will end up together.
The idiot prince: Don't say such vile things to my daughter.
Audacious Commoner: That's why.
Me: Nods in understanding
Twins: SHE IS NOT YOUR" DAUGHTER YOU IDIOT!!!
Me: Thanks for that.
Twins: Don't mention it.
Me: Kyoya read one of your letters to Tamaki.
Kyoya/Tamaki: WHATY?!?!
Me: I will do bad things to you if you don't read at least one. (I would make him read TWO)
Kyoya: *sigh*
Dear Tamaki,
You will never read this, thus I will confess my deepest feelings. You are beautiful. I watch as you talk to the ladies, and you have never looked as much like a gallant prince, as you do now. My heart aches. Forgive me, for I know nothing can ever be, between us. I love you. My prince, my friend, my beauty.
Everyone: Awww… *tears*
The idiot prince: You really feel that way Kyoya?
The shadow king: Of course.
The idiot prince: *Glomps Kyoya* that's sooo Kawai!!! I love you too!!! (As a friend)
Me: He's clueless.
Audacious commoner: *glares at Kyoya* rich idiots.
Me: O.O This is from Phommabouth, Honey- senpai, and Mori- senpai we have discovered everyone's' ummm… preference but yours'. What do you like?
Silent Stoic: I like Mitsukni.
Lolita doll: I like cake.
Me: … it's too weird…
Twins: …yeah… O.o
Me: AngelOfTheHealingLight is back!
Everyone: Crap!
The shadow king: I thought we lost her!
Me: Nope! First of all, she has something to say… Slap!!! Kyoya my name is not CHICK, it is Angela, so get it right!!!
The shadow king: Owtch
Me:*Points and laughs*
Me: Tamaki, why do you always kiss your' grandmothers' **#$?
The idiot prince: such language, and you would too if she threatened to kill your' mother.
(Never actually happened)
Me: Right, what ever.
Me: Haruhi, you must admit your' love to Tamaki right now!
Audacious commoner: WHAT!?
Me: Again, if you don't do it, I have serious blackmail. (Pulls out photos of Haruhi in a bikini)
Audacious commoner: O.O Tamaki, I love you in a romantic way, and I don't want to be your' daughter, because I want to be your wife!! *pant, pant*
The idiot prince: (grabs Haruhi, and kisses her)
Still kissing… still…still… PLEASE STAND BY-
Me: Laughs
Twins: start making out as well
Me: Okaaayyyy… O.o stop it you guys… seriously we have to finish the questions.
The shadow king: (Sits in emo courner)
Me: is okay Kyoya
The shadow king: *on the brink of tears*
Me: CUT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone stops and looks at me… O.O
Me: Actually, I have no more questions so … bye until next chap.!!!!
Everyone: BYE!!!
