Oh, and I added comments at the end. So yeah.

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Lettuce finally gave up on doing her summer homework after realizing she simply couldn't concentrate on her creative writing. Images of Pai kept entering her mind.

'It's so weird to see him so-so human,' Lettuce thought, setting her metallic pen down. And, truth be told, it was kind of weird to see blush. She'd seen him glare, shout, laugh cruelly, but never blush. Actually, she silently admitted, he was kind of cute when he-

Lettuce gasped, and violently hit her forehead against her desk. She grimaced at the pain, but felt better on the inside. She then changed into more comfortable clothes, stashing away her homework in a drawer to finish later.

The green-haired mew decided she'd make waffles for lunch to make up for possibly embarrassing Pai. Upon deciding this, she felt instantly better and headed downstairs. She prepared the waffle mix, and heated up the waffle iron. Placing whip cream and strawberries on the table, Lettuce neatly arranged the utensils at each seat. Throughout all this, she forgot to ask Pai if he even liked waffles. Oh well.

But unfortunately, due to Lettuce's clumsy nature, she accidentally dropped one of the plates on her way to the table, waffle and all. With a crash, whip cream was sent flying everywhere. Lettuce yelped, barely avoiding stepping on broken plate.

She sighed, knowing she'd have to change her pants again, since it now looked like she'd been in a massacre.

Remembering she'd left the wash cloth on the bathroom counter, Lettuce ran towards the upstairs bathroom.

Pai held up the black t-shirt in front of the mirror, trying to remember whether the itchy tag was supposed to go in the front or the back. Tags were such a hassle. It wasn't like anyone even read them.

Surprisingly enough, the clothes had all fit so far. The purple-haired alien was even able to reattach his floaty purple ribbons to these new human pants. Unusual, to say the least.

Pai wiggled his toes, examining these new "socks".

Just as he was about to put on his shirt the wrong way, the door to the bathroom slammed open. Pai hadn't even remembered to lock the door.

Now, as you can probably imagine, Lettuce found it very unnerving just to talk to Pai. Walking into a bathroom, innocently looking for a washcloth, only to run into Pai shirtless was easily 200 times as mortifying.

Lettuce shrieked, throwing her hands up to her face. Pai shouted something, pulling his shirt on. Stumbling backwards, Lettuce slammed the door shut behind her. Pai fell over, hitting his face against the bathtub.

Both had rarely been more embarrassed in their lives.

Luckily for Lettuce, the doorbell rang at that moment, providing a momentary distraction. She prayed with all her might that it wasn't her parents, because that would mean explaining the half-naked alien in their house. And that would unravel the truth about the mew mews, and blah blah blah. . .

Opening the front door, Lettuce only found a blonde monkey mew on her doorstep.

"Hi, Lettuce onee-chan na no da! I heard the scream from your house while I was walking by, and thought that I should come over-"

Lettuce closed the door behind Pudding as she pulled her inside.

"What's wrong, onee-chan na no da?" Pudding asked, shoving the coats that fallen onto her to the side.

Lettuce stood stiffly, staring at the wall. "You've got to swear not to tell the other mews, Pudding."

Pudding solemnly agreed, but a crash interrupted Lettuce as she spoke.

"I knew it, na no da! You've got a monster hiding in your upstairs bathroom!" the small girl cried, grinning proudly up at the older girl.

"Wait, Pudding! You've got it all-" But it was too late. Pudding had already dashed up the carpeted stairs to beat the monster to death with a coat rack she had recently acquired. Had she been a more reasonable person, she might have stopped and transformed into Mew Pudding, and actually killed Pai. But she wasn't.

"Don't worry, Lettuce onee-chan, I've got it all under control, na no da!" Pudding shouted. Lettuce winced, but remained silent as she followed her.

"What is this, na no da? There appears to be no monster in the-WAUUUGHHH!"

Lettuce arrived at the top of the stairs to find Pai attempting to strangle Pudding.

"P-Pai-san! Please don't kill Pudding!"

"Ye-yesssss, p-please-please d-dun kill me, na no d-da," Pudding barely gasped, trying the pry the aliens large hands off her small throat. Pai finally let go, easily letting the purple Pudding fall to the floor.

Lettuce got to the floor beside Pudding, not sure of what to do next. She proceeded in giving Pudding the heimlech.

After Pudding sucessfully scrambled away, she took a minute to look at her attacker. She was hardly fazed when she realized it was Pai. In fact, she looked like she'd almost expected it to be him.

Pudding snickered, looking back and forth between the two. "I see what's going on, na no da."

"No, Pudding, you've got the wrong idea-"

"It's honestly not what it looks like-"

"You guys are having a sleepover, na no da!" Pudding said brightly. "Why didn't you invite me?"

Lettuce and Pai both rubbed their heads, laughing nervously.

". . .So, can I sleepover too?" Pudding asked, her brown eyes shining.

"Of course you can," Lettuce said. Forcing a smile, she led the younger girl down the stairs. She gave Pai an apologizing look that clearly said 'don't talk to Pudding'. Or maybe it was just him.

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I'm super impatient, so I decided to answer a question from this chapter's reviews xD Mew-Dolphin made a point in her question 'Are Pai and Lettuce gonna do anything but embarrass themselves?' And I'm going to answer this question in song.

Not really D But I'd like to say 2 things.

This story was written 6 months ago. I wasn't a very good writer then, and I'm still not a very good one now. I'm also kinda unoriginal : And

I like writing funny stuff. Your story His Mermaid is ZOMGINCREDIBLYAWESOME(even though those last few chapters completely and utterly broke my heart ;;), Mew-Dolphin, but I can't easily match the goodness if I'm writing comedy, right? That's how pathetic I am D Or insane.

But don't worry. I swear when I'm done with this story I'll write a serious-er story. Now I just need an idea. . .:cries:

Pai: It better not suck :