I might attempt to put some yaoi into the story but I'm not sure which couples to do. Maybe KisamexItachi and KakuzuxHidan. Tell me if I should or not cause.......well I dont know u r the readers so......yeah.

And I love Naruto so no hard feelings about me killing him plzzzzzzz!


Chapter 3

Friday October 7, 11:13 a.m.

I've never seen so many people crying in one place than at Uzumaki's funeral. The whole freshman class was there crying and hugging each other. Even that Hyuuga was looking down and refused to look anyone in the eye because of the tears streaking his face. Pitiful. But the most irritating person in that whole crowd of people was Uzumaki's best friend that damned pink-haired girl. She just kept crying and crying. I thought i was about to deafen myself so that I wouldn't have to listen to that hideous sound.

Now you're probably thinking "You just gave away who you were going to kill you dumbass." But that is not true I don't kill her. Well not today anyway.


Tuesday October 11, 4:47 p.m.

A new kid arrived at school yesterday. Tobi. He knows Deidara for some odd reason. DeiDei wouldn't tell us how they know each other, but Tobi calls him sempai even though Tobi is older.... Our school is full of weirdos.

"Tobi is confused." Oh and he talks in the third person. Cute.

"It isn't that damn confusing to follow a damn map, seriously." Hidan just stared at Tobi in disbelief, who was holding the map upside down.

"But Tobi can't read the writing and the squiggly lines look weird." Tobi made his "pouting" face. Hidan looked at him with more disbelief.

"That's because it's fucking upside down dumbass! Here give me the damned thing!" Hidan reached out and snatched the piece of paper out of Tobi's hands.

If you're wondering where we are, well we're at a zoo. Only because Tobi wanted to see the "cute and cuddly" animals and Deidara and Hidan were bored. Thus here we are. All of us. Well except Zetsu since he graduated and went off to college. Jackass.

"Let me see it, un." Deidara runs over to Hidan and tries-keyword *tries*- to take the paper from him, failing miserably.

"No bitch! Go get your own!"

"That's it! I'm asking for directions since none of you can man up and do it." Konan stomps off in the opposite direction in search of help."You would think nine highschool students could read a map, but NOOOO we're to inadequate. Geezzz."

"What the fucks her problem? It her time of the month or sumthin?"

"I don't know Hidan, why don't you go ask her hmmmm?"

"Fuck you 'Kuzu."

"You wish." Hidan's face became a strange color of red at that remark. I thought he had stopped breathing, but , sadly, he was still taking in oxygen. Instead of saying something in return, he just turns around and walks after Konan.

"Wait for me, un!" Deidara had to practically sprint to keep up with him. And of course where Deidara goes, Tobi goes as well.

"Sempai wait for Tobi!"

"Well lets not just sit here, lets follow the dumbasses." And with that remark from Kakuzu we were on our feet and trotting into the wilderness of the zoo.


Thursday October 13, 3:26 p.m.

Now I didn't hate all of the people I killed. There were some I could tolerate, but eventually they crossed the line, wherever that line may be. One of those people were Aburame Shino. He was somewhere in the middle of the tolerance list I suppose. I guess the only reason I killed him was because I had reached my goal and was through with him and plus is too smart for his own good. If I was to have left him alone he probably would have caught on to me and we most certainly don't want that now do we?

He was smart and the only reason he was in tutoring because the teachers had given him detention and decided to have him stay with me and go over shit that he already knew. But that's life. And don't ask me how he got detention because I don't know. I'm not noisy like you people.

"......." This kid has got to be the most silent person I have ever seen.

".........." I talk more than this kid does. And that's saying something.

"........." It's quiet, too quiet.

"You don't talk much do you?"

"You don't either."

"True. Well what do I need to go over with you?"

"I don' know. I'm the one in detention." geez. He doesn't like to decide things does he?

"Algebra it is." I turned around grabbed the Algebra book slammed it down in front of him,flipped to a random page, and told him to work the problems until he came across one he couldn't work. He worked over that book for a grand total of twenty minutes when he came across a problem he couldn't work. Congrats, smartass.

"See you tomorrow after school."

".........." He just walked out the door, leaving me in a room full of-well nothing really. Hmmmm. I wonder if he is able to carry on a stable conversation. Well one that actually involves a response from him, and is at least ten minutes long. Hmmmm. Maybe I can force him to talk.... Well, I've never one to brag, but I am a pretty damn good persuader.


Ok I'm gonig to ask if any of you guys have any suggestions on how to kill Shino, I have a few ideas but they're not very good. So if ya have any they would be very much appreciated.:) :) :) :) :) :) :) : ): ): ) :) : ): ): ): ): ): ) :)

Hope you enjoyed chapter 3 part one!