Csgo-Faggot Shorts 1#
"FUCKING RUN WOLF." Sparkles yelled out, running from the two-man CT firing squad at Mid.
"Fuck you Sparkles, don't tell me what to do." Wolf said as she joined him in warehouse. "Sparkles what the fuck did I tell you about how all go B does not mean four go B and an Asian rushes mid!"
"It's not my fault you guys got quad-collated at b!" Sparkles replied, going up a main, and dropping throwing the bomb to wolf.
"Yes it does if you were not only the one with a Negev, but with the bomb to!" She yelled at him from Squeaky.
Wolf ran into the squeaky room, ignoring Wrayk's continued comments about how much detail is put into Cache, and lag-walked right up to the door.
"You guys should probably just play for picks." Ghost Wrayk's voice came through the radio, and wolf just responded with a 'ok'.
After a while of waiting for a Ct's to push, Wrayk started spamming chat with fake callout.
After he said that they were on top of wolf, waiting for her to look up, for the fifth time, he commented that they were probably on sites.
Just after Wrayk said that however, three Ct's pushed a main, and right into Sparkles, who was cooking up a grenade.
Just then, Sparkles died, got a triple grenade kill, and an achievement about killing somebody with a grenade after they die.
"FUCK I KILLED MYSELF WITH THE NADE!" Ghost Sparkles yelled in all chat, responded by a couple of 'Fuck you's from salty ghost Ct's.
After Wolf was done laughing, she decided that it was time to clutch this and rush.
She opened the squeaky door, threw a flashbang, that flashbang hit a ct standing right outside the door, came back, and blinded her.
She fell back, and started spraying.
Bullets hit the wall, the boxes, the door, and even the pipes Wrayk was talking about.
After 50 bullets of lead had left the magazine, wolf stopped spraying, and reloaded...
Just as a CT with a shotgun peeked through the door.
"Of fucking course." Wolf remarked, before getting blasted in the knee.
Wolf then proceeded to jump up and down while emptying another magazine at the Ct, who was missing every single shot with the mag-7.
As the clip went to 1 bullet left, Gaben showered his light up cache, and the last bullet went straight through the Shot-gunners head.
This earned a 'nice' from Sparkles, a 'gg' from Ditto, and a 'nailed it' from Wrayk. Bot Vladimir was silent.
However, before Wolf could finish taunting the Ct's in chat, the last CT, with his Sparkles's Negev, started to enter 2nd A.
Wolf, in panic, with 2 hp, started to run torward the door, but it was more of a teleport.
"Wow wolf your ping just went from 70 to 665." Ghost Asian said in Chat.
"I'm aware of that Sparkles." Wolf said through gritted teeth, getting through the door, closing it, and having the CT start firing all at once.
Then, time froze.
You should listen to Louis Armstrong's Track known as 'What a Wonderful world' for this next part.
Wolf looking around.
She couldn't fire her gun, or throw a flashbang. She couldn't even open the squeeky door.
All she could hear was a repeat of the negev firing sound. She slowly walked away from the door, and into A main, seeing 4 corpses lined up, slumped, against the wall.
She tried to pick up the P90 with all it's ammo left, but she couldn't.
She pulled out her knife, and went outside, and to the left, around to squeaky. Though she still was going at a P90-holding speed.
The entered squeaky, and saw a CT, frozen in time. Then she walked up to him, pulled out her Glock, and fired.
The firing noise was made, but nothing happened.
Then everything froze.
...
Then she was disconnected.
...
After asking her roomate to stop downloading every single movie released in the past century at once, she rejoined.
"Umm, Sparkles, what the fuck happened."
"Oh shit Wolf you're back. Anyway, the negever came out of squeaky, and 600 bullets into your inanimate body, making blood go everywhere, but you weren't dying. Suddenly, you unloaded 20 glock rounds with 0.5 seconds, and killed him, even though he was behind you. He then ragequit."
"Oh...nice."
