Chapter 4: The new girl (aka Hermione)

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Hermione slowly walked back to the common room dreading the fact that she had to tell Harry and Ron that her mother was McGonagall. When she got to the common room most of the students were there up and about. She saw Dean and Seamus. They looked at her and did a double take. They whistled at her and she blushed. She went and sat down in between Harry and Ron.

"This seat is taken," said a very angry Ron.

"It's me Hermione guys" she replied.

"How do we know it's you Hermione?" Harry asked. He was on his toes all the time now a days. He reminded her of a young Mad-eye Moody with his Constant Vigilance!

"Last year I told Ron that he has the emotional range of a teaspoon and plus I know that you only kissed Cho once and only once." She said.

"It really is you! SHITE! What happened?" Ron said.

"I was under a glamour charm for all my time here." She said smoothly.

"When you walked in I thought you were McGonagall on an age defying potion." Ron said.

"Well…" Hermione hesitated. She really didn't want to tell but harry could read her like an open book.

"'Mione what are you hiding?" Harry asked.

"Professor McGonagall is my real Mom" She blurted out. The whole common room heard and stared at her.

Most of the boys in the common room stared at her. She was furious now. "QUIT STARING OKAY?" she yelled. Most quickly snapped their heads back to whatever they were doing but Harry and Ron continued to stare.

"What?" They said in unison.

"She gave birth to me get the picture?" she said.

Hermione could see it wasn't convincing them so she left the common room and went to the great hall for breakfast.

When she got there, there were several boys who started gawking at her. The Gryffindor table was mostly empty but she sat down at her usual spot. She saw Malfoy staring at her from the next table. He quickly got up and walked over to her.

"Hey beautiful, what's your name?" he said trying to be smooth.

"Buzz off Malfoy," she said bitterly.

"You apparently know me but I would like to get to know you."

"It's me Hermione the mudblood whore in your words."

He shook his head in shock.

"No way are you the mudblood."

"As I said before buzz off ferret."

"HOW do you know that?"

"I was there now leave me alone."

He finally left and went back to his table. He still seemed interested.

Through out the day she had to tell people who she was. The only person who didn't need to ask was he mother. She constantly was getting looks from guys who whistled in response. Harry and Ron didn't seem to bother her but they didn't exactly welcome her. The only person who seemed to get it was Ginny who was now officially her best friend forever. When they finished classes they went to there dorm and made a list about why boys were jerks.

(a/N) I am writing the list as you read so it will be up soon!

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