Scene 1 – This Means War! (This one is canon.)

(AN: Play "Amazing Plan" by Kevin Macleod.)

Camera shows a plate full of doughnuts on a table. From the right of the plate, Braylon's head can be seen rising slowly from below the table. Only the upper part of the head is visible. The Chibi Vault Hunter first looks left and then right. He giggles.

"Hello!", he whispers to the doughnuts while coming closer. A hand rises up, grabbing one doughnut and squeezing it.

"What filling might you have? Chocolate? Maybe cream?"

The same hand quickly zips below the table and munching can be heard.

POING!

His eyes suddenly open, staring at the camera as if he saw a ghost. He stood like that for few more minutes before frowning and going to the right.

Camera cuts to Ruby sitting on a wooden chair, trying so hard to suppress a laugh. Braylon stands behind her with one of his hands grabbing her by the hair.

"Listen, oh glorious leader.", he spat with a mouth full of doughnut, "Wouldn't you, perhaps, know anything about some spinach-filled doughnuts in the kitchen, now would you?"

Camera cuts once again. This time it shows Ruby with a smug grin, holding a cartoon of milk. She constantly moves her head left and right as if searching for someone. Suddenly, the Chibi leader stops.

"Yes! Braylon is not around! This means I can drink all milk by myself!"

Her smile becomes even more wide as she closes her eyes and starts pouring the liquid to a glass non-visible on camera. However, the camera zooms out, thus revealing a Chibi Braylon with an open mouth. The milk, instead of falling into the glass, it falls into his mouth.

Camera cuts once more. Now there is Braylon on the right sitting on a sofa with a deadpan look on his face. He is currently watching something on the left side. A door can be heard opening followed by someone walking towards him.

It is an angry Ruby.

"Where is Crescent Rose?" She points a figner at him.

He shrugs.

"Dunno. Where are my weapons?"

"Are you implying I stole them? Because i definitely didn't do that. Nu-uh."

"Sure."

There is some awkward silence before Rwby starts talking once again.

"Braylon, I know that being a team leader brings responsibility but I am still allowed to joke with my teammates!"

He continues to stare her with his deadpan expression.

"Just look at you. You act like you own the whole academy!"

"Well... I do."

She comes closer and starts shouting, "I want a divorce!"

"I get half of everything." was his response. He then took a piece of paper and gave it to Ruby.

She takes the paper, "Uh... what is this?"

"A deed."

She starts reading and at some point, her eyes widen in shock as she gasps.

"Wha- NO! This looks like a forgery!"

He calmly raises a finger, "I'll see you in court."


Scene 2 – "Things to do on a rainy day"

Camera shows Braylon sitting on a couch and reading a book. He smiles.

"Dear God, this book is awesome."

He looks at the cover.

"Things to do on a rainy day."

As soon as he says that, Jaune comes into view but there is one important detail. He is bald... and seemingly unaware.

"Hey Braylon, do you feel a draft in here?" He asks as he looks around and starts shaking.

But the Chibi Vault Hunter ignores him and focuses on reading his book.

"Chapter one: fun with the electric razor."


Scene 3 Too Much Coffe

Braylon and Claptrap are in the kitchen. Each has one mug filled with dark liquid.

"I guess this is your first time drinking coffe?" Braylon asks.

"No. I drink oil."

"Then why are you obsessed with trying coffe?"

"My reasons."

Claptrap opens his "mouth" and pours the liquid into it.

"Take it easy, now.", Braylon warned, "It might be too much for a newbie, you know?"

Suddenly Claptrap tosses the mug on the floor and starts dancing.

"Not now, dude! I feel the need! THE NEED! TO DANCE! TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ!"

Braylon turns his eyes towards the camera.

"Bingo."