Author saying something, and all game show related items.
Jessica Cloudcroft
Raquel Wave
Dean Little
Chester Greenwood
Disclaimer:
All main characters are made up, if its your name its a coincidence,
book characters are Rick Riordan's,
I don't own Barbie Girl or Abraham's Daughter
I don't own PJO.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to the PJO Gameshow, where everything and anything can happen as demonstrated a couple of minutes ago. This is the third round also known as the Question Round."
"OMGG! That sounds so awesome."
"Yes well these questions will test how well you really know these books. There will be 5 questions from each book each worth 100 points."
"..."
"What the heck."
(Dean blinks)
"Wow."
"Yes and each question wrong is -50 so don't get any wrong. Now shall we begin with The Lightning Thief?"
"Bring it."
"I am like so gonna get this."
"Why even bother with you guys cause you know I'll win."
"Nuh-uh."
"Okay guys, cool it. The first question will be What made Mrs. Dodds realize that Percy was a demigod?"
(Chester's buzzer goes off)
"Easy peasy. It's when he um..he..he..did..."
"Ok?"
(Raquel's buzzer goes off)
"Sigh, it's when Percy 'pushes' Nancy Bobofit into the fountain using his 'powers'."
(Raquel used air quotes on words like ' so ')
"Correct."
"Hey is anyone reminded of that dude from star wars whose name is Boba fet?"
"Now that you mention it..."
"I am like a huge Star Wars fan. May the fourth be with you."
"Ah, but then there is Revenge of the fifth."
"Clever wordplay Chester. I'm amazed. Now for our next question: Who went with Percy on his quest?"
(Dean's buzzer goes off)
"Annabeth and Grover the satyr."
"Bingo."
"Percy and Annabeth are known as the dynamic duo, they can defeat anything!"
"Yeah well what about Grover huh, he just fades away, is that what you are saying!"
"No I only meant-"
" Grover gets no recognition!"
"Well, he did become Lord of the Wild."
"Stay out of this!"
"I never said Grover was a nobody, I just stated a fact about Percy and Annabeth. Grover is my favorite character and I'll admit he's weak, but he gets stronger and I adore that. Rick gave him good character growth in the books."
"Well getting kidnapped by a cyclopes and seeing the god you've been searching for fade, and being put to sleep for 2 months, and-"
"I get it OKAY!"
"Calm down Raquel. Dean your side comments were not needed. Chester, you misinterpreted things, everyone does it but we need to keep going I have a time limit you know."
"Sorry."
"well okay then."
"Sigh, now to our next question: Name three monsters Percy faced on his quest."
(Chesters buzzer goes off)
"The furies, Echidna and Procrustes"
"Very good."
"I didn't know the furies were in his quest?"
"Yep Percy blew up a bus, remember."
"Ah. Yes I do.
"Next:Who was the God that betrayed Percy and friends?"
(Chester's buzzer goes off)
"Ma-Ares. My second favorite god."
"Wow, Chester 2 in a row."
"You've been holding out on us haven't you?"
(Chester just smiles mischiviously)
"Well, when you have a goal anything is possible, even going from doofus to jokester."
"Jokester?"
"I ran out of ideas okay."
"Ahem. Can we continue please."
"Yeah I have me a date to win."
"Uh yes well, moving on last question for the Lightning Thief: What almost killed Percy at the end of the Lightning Thief?"
(Raquels buzzer goes off)
"The Pit Scorpion."
"Correct and that finishes the Lightning Thief. When we get back, prepare for The Sea of Monsters and Titan's Curse."
"WHOOHOO!"
(Catchy show tune plays)
":And welcome back ladies, gentlemen and Chester. Who's ready for the next set of questions?"
(Audience screams in joy.)
"Well, these questions will be comprised of books 2 and 3 so expect many more questions."
"Yeah, I'm gonna win this thing!"
"Well, starting off with book 2: The Sea of Monsters it's question 1: Why was Chiron replaced and who with?"
(Dean's buzzer goes off)
"Tantalus and he was suspected of poisoning Thalia's tree."
"Ding!Ding!Ding! Correct."
"Oh go chase a donut."
"Ha good one."
"Question 2: Name 3 obstacles that the questers faced?"
(Raquel's buzzer goes off)
"Charybdis and Scyella, The sirens, and ha-Circes Island-haha."
"He was so cute as a hamster."
"Guinea Pig."
"Oh boo, I bet if I got a girl a guinea pig they'd go out with me in a second."
"You can't bribe girls to be your girlfriend, it always ends badly."
"Speak from experience?"
"No of course not."
"Ahem, question 3: What did the Golden Fleece look like to the mortals?"
(Chester's buzzer goes off)
"An Omega jacket that I will finally wear one day."
(Stares off into space)
"Your not cool enough for that kind of jacket, me on the other hand..."
"You know that kind of jacket is for guys right?"
"So, I know girls who wear them."
(Blushes furiously)
"Personal Life aside, we are almost done with book 2's questions. So here it is: What is the name of Luke's demon cruise ship?"
(Raquel's buzzer goes off)
"The . . Diana."
"No that was a Queen of England who died, may she rest in peace."
(Chester's buzzer goes of)
"The Princess Andromeda."
"Good."
"OMG how could I possibly miss that!"
"Cheer up barbie, everyone makes mistakes."
"Oh you did not call me barbie."
(Chester's in background singing quietly while Raquel looks murderous)
"Now listen, I didn't mean it, honest, I'm sorry, please don't kill me Oh Great One."
"Whatever, and-hey what's that singing?"
"In a barbie world, life is plastic it's fantastic, you can brush my hair undress me anywhere, imagination life is your creation."
(Chester looks up to find everyone staring at him.)
"What, can't a guy sing?"
"No it's just that you sang Barbie Girl."
"So?"
"Well, that was awkward, time for book 3 people. Question 1: What did the Oracle do that shocked everyone during capture the flag?"
(Dean's buzzer goes off)
"She gets up and walks to the game to deliver a prophecy."
"That's correct. Now for question 2: Who went on the quest and who died?"
(Raquel's buzzer goes off)
"Bianca, Zoe, Grover, Thaliam and Phoebe."
"Nope sorry."
(Chester's buzzer goes off)
"Bianca, Zoe, Grover, Thalia, and Percy. And Bianca and Zoe died."
"Correct."
(Raquel starts crying)
"That was so sad!"
"There there, they are only book characters."
(Raquel starts crying harder)
"They they were my favorite characters."
"Not the right thing to say man."
"Oh, well I've never been good with girls."
"Yeah, well watch the master at work."
(Chester walks over and hugs Raquel)
"Hey, I know it's sad but they will live forever in the book, and in your heart."
"Sniff, thanks Chester, and I'm sorry for all the mean things I've said to you."
"Don't worry about it, now we have a gameshow to play."
"Yeah, and you are so going down."
"in your dreams."
(Chester walks back)
"Now that Raquel feels better we will continue with question 3:Which Gods visited them on the quest?"
(Raquels buzzer goes off)
"Dionysus, Apollo, Athena, and Artemis."
"Amazing. You really know your stuff."
"Of course, what did you expect."
"Big head much."
"I heard that!"
"Eep. Don't kill me."
"Oh, don't worry, I won't."
"Will you please back off, so I can win a date with Jessica, please?"
"Hades no."
"Nuh-uh."
"Worth a shot."
"Now let's continue with Question 4: Name 3 enemies that they faced on their quests?"
(Dean's buzzer goes off)
"The Nemean Lion, Skeleton's, and Atlas."
"Good job."
"It's your first one in forever that you got right."
"Hey!"
"You know it's true."
"Done with book 3, after the break, we'll be back with books 4 qnd 5. Stay tuned America. And remember, if you want to escape the wold, books are your best bet."
(Catchy tune plays)
"Welcome back America, please settle down now for we have 2 books too go, and the way the questions have been going, I doubt you'll be bored. Anyways, here's for book 4 The Battle of the Labyrinth. Now who's gonna win!"
(Audience members yell names)
"Alright, now for the first question: Name 5 different obstacles that happened in The Labyrinth."
(Raquel's buzzer goes off)
"The sphinx, Antaeus, Mount St. Helen, Alcatraz, and The Demon Ranch."
"Very good Raquel."
"I could not imagine scooping poop. It's just eww."
(Raquel shudders)
"Chill, I doubt you'll ever have to scoop poop."
"Aw thanks."
Ahem, What 2 songs were Dede the dodo bird humming?"
"How are we supposed to know that!"
(Chester's buzzer goes off)
"I know because they are some of my favorites and they stood out a lot. It's a small world and Kumbya."
"How..how...how.."
"Close your mouth Dean or you'll catch flies."
"Hahahaha. Good one Chester."
"Thanks, my specialty, witty comebacks."
"Who killed Kampe and how!"
(Dean's buzzer goes off)
"Briares and he did it with rocks!"
"Best part my friend."
"Absolutely, and remember how Percy describes it: It looked like the whole earth flew."
(Chester and Raquel finish together, and they smile at each other.)
"Aw 2 lovebirds sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-"
"Stop!"
"It's not funny and we do not like each other, sheesh."
(Chester looks a little downfallen, but Raquel smiles and winks at him immediately cheering him up)
"With the love fest over we will continue with...What hit the Titan Lord in the eye?"
(Raquel's buzzer goes off)
"A blue plastic hairbrush."
"Great."
"Sounds like something Chester would do, right?"
(Dean, Raquel, and Jessica look over at Chester who is singing a song from The Hunger Games)
"...While his daughter hid and watched she dared not move she was so still."
"Just as an Angel, called for the slaughter, Abraham's daughter raised her voice."
"Then the Angel asked her what her name was she said I have none."
(All three together)
"Then he asked how can this be my father never gave me one. And when he saw her, raised for the slaughter, Abraham's daughter raised her bow."
"Well, that was touching and sweet. Thank you for that wonderful song. Now for the Last Olympian. Name three Titan's that made an appearance in the book."
(Dean's buzzer goes off)
"Kronos, Hyperion, and Prometheus."
"Bingo."
"Hyperion got turned into a maple tree."
"Yeah, thanks too Grover and the satyrs."
"Of course."
"What was Daedalus' plan 23?"
(Chester's buzzer goes off)
"It activated Automaton statues around new york to help with the defense."
"Good job!"
"Thank you."
(Chester winks at Raquel as she giggles)
"I knew you two would eventually like each other."
"Shut up!"
"Excuse me, but we're almost finished, can we please continue. Thank you, now name Percy's, Annabeth's, and Grover's awards."
(Raquel's buzzer goes off)
"Percy got offered immortality, Grover became Lord of the Wild, and Annabeth became Olympus' Architect."
"Right."
"I would love to get offered immortality."
"Living forever, not thanks, life would get boring."
"Yeah I prefered Percy's choice, it was so much more heroic."
"True that."
"Last question everyone: Who became the Oracle?"
(Raquel's buzzer goes off a split second before Dean's)
"Rachel Elizabeth Dare."
"Correct, and that concludes Round 3 now most show's have a final question, well, this will be different. You must go around each player and say a chapter's name from any book, if you mess up or can't think of anymore, you are out. Last person standing get's 500 points, second gets 250 points, and last get's 125 points. You ready let's begin with Chester."
"Grover unexpectedly loses his pants."
"Annabeth does obediance school."
"A God Buys us Cheeseburgers."
"I play dogeball with cannibals."
"We meet the goat of doom?"
"Wrong, Sorry Dean but your out. Lightning round 5 seconds each your late you lose, you mess up or hesitate to long, game over. Begin."
"Pigs Fly."
"We trash the Eternal City."
"I scoop poop."
"I duel My Brother To the Death."
"We get a surprise on Miami beach."
"I set myself on fire."
"We get awards."
"Wrong. Sorry Chester, but it's actually called We Get Fabulous Prizes."
"Darn."
"Okay Dean gets 125 points, Chester 250, and Raquel the grand prize of 500 points. Leaving us at a total of Dean-915, Raquel-1360, Chester-1130."
"YAY I WON!"
""...Eh, I still get books."
"I'm just happy I was on TV."
"Well as promised to Chester and Dean I give to you The Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, limited editions, and Raquel gets 1000 dollars plus the limited edition books."
"YAY!"
"I'm down with that."
"Well that's it America. Hope you enjoyed us and we'll see you next month for another gameshow. Goodnight America."
(Raquel then jumps on Chester and kisses him)
"What was that for?"
"I just realized that I had a crush on you, omigosh though I'm sorry if I shocked and scared you."
"Nah, it's cool, besides, I was flirting with you the whole show, I was denying it at first, by trying to hit on Jessica and other women, but towards the end I realized that I liked you."
"So, do you want to go eat dinner with me after we leave?"
"Okay."
"Aw. I knew you would get together eventually."
"Shut up Dean."
Well That concludes the game show and my story, however I am thinking of doing an epilogue that shows Chester and Raquel's dinner date. Also I might do another game show with a different series and a different format. I will take requests except for Hunger Games and Twilight. Sorry, but I didn't like the series, except for the first book of the Hunger Games. Also it might not be up for awhile, and don't expect any new stories for awhile, I'm busy with school and my own story that I'm writing and band is dominate in my life. Thanks for following and reviewing, especially Aurora Daughter of Athena. Your review made my day. Lovebug109 signing off. Until next time.
