Wheeliefan101: ~Dun dun dun!~ Tremble in fear peeps, I'm back with more rules!

Run while you can! :D


#31 DO NOT MESS WITH GROUND BRIDGES UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
I was bored (again)
And no one was around (that's a first)
The ground bridge controls were too tempting!
But I broke them
AND may or may not have sent Rainbow dash to another dimension...
Uh...whoops? ^_^"

#32 DO NOT LET THE PONIES WATCH "SPIRIT"
It was movie night
I got to choose :D
I picked "Spirit"
I unfortunately forgot that almost half of the viewers were ponies
They said the foal nursing from his mom was "inappropriate"
They said it was "inacurate"
They also said the two horses falling in love was "unrealistic"
I'm chosing Herbie next time }:(

#33 CALLING RAINBOW DASH A SLOWPOKE IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS TO YOUR TAILPIPE
Me and Dash were racing
Prowl: Ahem
Me: What?
Prowl: It is correctly said Dash and I
Me: Whatever, dude
So Dash and I were racing
Prowl: Better
Me: I was winning :D
I got cocky so I yelled, "Hey, tortise! Having Phoenix make you a slowpoke?"
That did it
She flew right behind me and kicked my bumper
Ow T.T
I swerved off the road...
Through the base...
...and into the brig
It's like it has a magnet!

#34 NO JET JUDOING ON PEGASI
Prowl told me to advance on my fighting skills
I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn to save my life
I'm basically defensless
So I tried to Jet Judo
Unfortunately, there are no seekers around
So I comprimised
Rainbow dash wasn't happy
Neither was Fluttershy
Nor was-come to think of it,
ALL of the pegasi were mad
I now must run for my life from the killer ponies
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

#35 QUIT POKING BRAKE
He looked kind of funny
So I kept poking him
He nearly bit my digit off
And chased me
That Allicorn is SCARY!

#36 MIRAGE IS NOT SWEET ON RARITY
Rarity is rich (like)
Mirage (was) is rich
They were made for each other!
Unfortunately, many items thrown at my helm told me otherwise
And no, Pinkie pie, I do NOT have a crush on Mirage!

#37 PARENTING MAKES YOU CRAZY
Rainbow was holding baby Phoenix
He was so cute :D
I reached my servo out to pet him...
And Rainbow kicked me all the way to the brig!
A breem later she apologized
I'm still sore

#38 RATCHET IS NOT THE "LOVE DOCTOR"
Applewood needed romance advice
I sent him to Ratchet
I haven't seen him since
I went to Ratchet because I had a date with Jazz (Pinkie pie had decided to play matchmaker)
Somehow we got sidetracked
I orginally wanted to know how to tell a mech I wasn't interested...
We somehow got onto the topic of how to properly kiss...
I'm not gonna even MENTION what happened between Ratch and Starblast

#39 IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR LOVE ADVICE, RATCHET IS BETTER THAN PINKIE PIE
A new recruit came by
He MAY have flirted with me
But, as you humans say, I don't know carrots about this stuff
So I went to Pinkie pie
I tried to ask her how to tell if a mech was flirting with me
She thought I was in love
She also somehow managed to get his name out
She just confused me so much
And she got me a date with the guy
When the guy asked me how I was ejoying myself, I replied, "I don't even know how I GOT here!"

#40 ME COOKING A ROMANTIC DINNER? NOT GONNA HAPPEN
Big Mac told me he wanted to take Fluttershy out
But he didn't have enough bits
I told him I'd do it
He agreed :D
How hard could it be?
Very
My spaggetti attacked me
But did anyone care?
Nooooooo
The only two close were Big Mac and Flutershy
Fluttershy was too busy crying (happy tears) and Big Mac was jumping
Turns out he proposed
I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED!
I COULD HAVE DIED!


R&R or eat noodles!