Chapter #4- who knew? and the new kits
i dont own warriorss
"heller everybody come to the retarded rock for this crazy meeting!" yelled bramblestar "man i hope this is the right choice"
then 4 kits ran out of the re-re nursery acting like ninjas "chi chang chow poo chee!" yelled retardedkit
"hush be quiet! and let you're dad talk!" said prettykitty "man i am way to pretty for this
"ok then you will now be all known as stupidpaw, stupiderpaw, stupidestpaw, and retardedpaw you're mentors will be... stupidpaw you're mentor will be squirrelflight stupiderpaw you'res will be coudtail and you stupidestpaw you're mentor will be me of course!" said bramblestar
In StarClan...
"wow stupidestpaw and bramblestar are the perfect match!" said yellowfang
"yellowfang you're a meany head" said snowfur the yellowfang growled
Back in ThunderClan...
"and lastly you retardedpaw you're mentor will be jayfeather because i heard that you wanted to be a medicine cat!" said bramblestar looking happy for him self
"what and they call me retarded! i was gonna try and be medicine cat AFTER jayfeather died duh!" yelled retardedpaw
"well get what you get and dont pitch a fit!" yelled jayfeather
An Hour Later...
retardedpaw moved everything around in the medicine cat den "ouch! owie!" yelled jayfeather "ok who did this!"
"ummmmm i have no clue!" said retardedpaw
"i know it was you retardedpaw!" yelled jayfeather "go die in a hole!" he said then jayfeaher fell in a hole
"omfg jayfeather are you ok!?" asked stupidpaw "how many fingers am i holding up!? oh wait nevermind"
"man retardedpaw was suposed ti die in a hole not me! iwill get you back for this!" yelled jayfeather
"awwww jayfeather i know what will turn that frown upside-down!" said cheerful kit! then she handed him a cookie
when jayfeather bit into the cookie he figured out it was plastic "awww man i thought it was a real cookie you buthead" jayfeather said then cheerfulkit started cing
"guys guess what daisypool just had another litter of kits!" said millie then sunpelt ran over to daisypool as ast as he could
"hey daisypool have you named them yet?" asked sunpelt
"ummm ya the names are
1. queenkit
3. princesskit
"perfect names i love them one day the can be the kings and queens of awesomelandia!" yelled sunpelt
"yeah ikr hopefully those other people will die in a hole!" said daisypool
"harsh!" said sunpelt
"well to bad you big weirdo!" yelled daisypool
" :'( awwww why do you have to be so mean!" said sunpelt then started listening to 'why do you gotta be so mean' by taylor swift on his ipod
ok everyone the next chapter is gonna be awesome its gonna pretty long but really funny crazy and awesome please check it out and also my best friend awesomepenguins223 she has a really funny story its awesome its called something like when th clans find catnip! anyway thnx bye bye please review
-berryheart101-
