Obsidiano next heads to Singularity 4, where he meets up with a Mexican man dressed up as a ninja, who scrambles around on the walls for a while before finally jumping down to talk with Obsidiano.

"O.P. Juan Shinobi, is it? A bit of an odd name, but that's not why I'm here. I'm here to ask you a few questions as part of a series of interviews, as I'm sure you have already been informed."

"Hoho! O.P. Juan Shinobi, does it best!"

"I'll take your word for it. So, why were you chosen to be the D'omnieer of Singularity 4? I've heard this Singularity is a big deal, but I'm not exactly sure why."

"Well, one day I was out on my third morning jog when suddenly I realized I left the bath running! As it would turn out, this was actually a test Citrun had set up to see if I would be able to realize what I had done and turn the bath off before it was too late. And of course, I PASSED! And as such, I have become far wiser, and more powerful, than ever before!"

"Honestly I'm starting to feel like becoming a D'omnieer isn't nearly as difficult as it probably should be. Anyways, moving on, what do you do as the D'omnieer of Singularity 4?"

"Well, I check on the Heart every once in a while, but I spend the rest of my time training my ninja skills. Hiya! Hoo! Ha!" O.P. Juan Shinobi does various crude karate motions as he makes these noises.

"Fantastic. As my last question, do you have any advice that you can give? I heard you majored in philosophy in college."

"Ah, yes. One who sees with his eyes, sees only what is before them, and nothing else. However, though I have shown you the path, your legs are your own, so it is up to you to interpret whatever advice I may give."

"Thank you. I'll be going, now. This has been one of the better interviews thus far."