Hi! Sorry for not updating sooner! I've been busy with homework and stuff…yeah…so here's How to Annoy Ricco!!! This chapter's dedicated to awsomekiwihere1213! Thanks for the great ideas Kiwi! Ps.I don't own The Thief Lord!
Top 10 ways to annoy Ricco
1. Pretend to struggle to pronounce his name, and say it really funny, like Rice-e-o or something…
2. Bug him about Scipio catching him trying to steal from him
3. Stalk him, and then deny it.
4. Jump out of a corner and scream "BOOOO!!!" at the top of your lungs.
5. Tell him that he'll never grow taller if he doesn't drink milk.
6. Start blabbing about all the boy bands that you have ever heard of in a high pitched fangirl-ly voice
7. Tell him to find his happy place.
8. Blackmail him by telling him you'll make him go live with Victor and Ida and he'll have to go to school
9. Drop Water balloons on his head and blame it on Prosper.
10. Buy him a porcupine suit for Halloween and insist he wears it.
