Tales of the IT Marines 4
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"Greetings, this is Brother Techmarine Darnellius, how may I assist your service to the Emperor?"
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"Uh, yes, err, my Landraider's Machine Spirit has gone rogue, and two of my battle brothers are trapped inside. Any suggestions?"
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"Give me a moment, and I'll bring up the schematics, we'll walk through this one step at a time."
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"Err, not to be rude, brother, but it's coming right at us."
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"I SAID, one moment. Please hold."
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Muffled screams and bolter fire pierce through the vox speakers
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"AAUGH, EMPEROR'S MERCY IT CRUSHED MY LEG! WHERE IN TERRA ARE YOU?"
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"Aha! Here we are: "The Adeptus Astartes Landraider Operation Manual. Please see scripture 3.14 for rights of pacification."
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"FOR THE LOVE OF THE IMPERIUM, DO SOMETHING DAMMIT!... wait... no, no No, NO, NO! AUAAAAGH!"
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"Hello? Are you still there?"
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"This is Brother Mason, the Landraider just crushed Brother Hyrkon."
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"Oh... well, do you wish to know how to fix this?"
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More smashing sounds and shouting.
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"... Very much so, yes."
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"Alright, what you want to do is acquire a techmarine to inject the core cogitator with a nano device, which should put the Machine Spirit into a stupor, allowing the Brother to disable the main engine."
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"But YOU'RE the Techmarine! How are we supposed to corner a damn tank?"
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No Response
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"Brother Darnellius? Darnellius, come in!... Oh, Holy Father, it's back! Run, run!"
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