Disclaimer: Yeah, you already know what's happening on this little note, everyone. I don't think I need to give you the memo, do I?

Hopelessly Blue: No need to apologize, sweetcheeks; I know how hard it is to read your favorite story sometimes. XP Moving ahead, I do believe I intended for chapter 2 to be nothing but fluff. But Star Wars being romantic? I hadn't counted on that one, honestly. I'm more of a cheesy/sarcastic type. Example? I'd call you 'milady', or smirk as I open the door for you- even make some brownies- that stuff. Still, I'm happy you enjoyed it. ;)
As for chapter 3, I have to admit the idea came from my older brother. I guess he just really wanted to see something written about ME with a bunny suit in it. Weirdo. (Not that Wrex could fit in the damned thing entirely, right? XD ) Oh, and with what happened in the end of ME3, I admit I'm royally pissed and disappointed as Bioware. I swear on my LIFE that I will FIX IT! DX

Liege Lord: Yeah, I'm happy you liked it, Lordy. I think it was the glue that pissed Wrex off the most, eh? Either way, I am working on the sequel of my other story right now. I should have another chapter out today or tomorrow, okay? Peace out.

A/N: Wow, it's been too long, everyone! Sorry to have kept you waiting! (mostly, anyway) XP

"I hate you all." Wrex's scathing comment was perfectly reasonable. I felt sorry for the poor guy even though he injured three crewmembers, almost killed Joker while 'asking' where the 'perpetrator' was, left countless dents in the walls and pinned me against a wall. I was glad Shepard was there to be confused and demanding as to what was going on; it defused Wrex's built up anger just enough for my lovely girlfriend to convince him to let me go in return for getting the bunny ears off of him.

"At least I only used light glue…" I tried humor, picking at the stuff with Shepard's trusty knife. The warlord growled in irritation, his arms crossed. I could only help my urge to laugh as I glanced to Shepard, seeing her shaking her head at me. I gave an innocent shrug, happy to see it earned me a little smirk.

"How did you even sneak open the pod without waking him up anyway?" Ash asked, getting an obvious amount of satisfaction from it. Wrex glared at her, his head pulling me with it due to my grip on the glue. Or rather, the glue's grip on the knife.

"I, uh… Opened it. Wrex is a heavy sleeper so the lack of stims to force him up gave me enough time to…" I had to hide the slight mirth in my voice, knowing Wrex still wanted shake me like a ragdoll. "To glue the bunny ears on." I finished, hearing another growl. Garrus was just sitting at his usual spot by the mako with his mandibles flared. I could see he was getting a lot more enjoyment out of the whole situation than everyone else put together.

"I still can't believe you did this, Rae." Shepard sighed, trying to frown at me only to fail and smirk instead. I knew she was getting as much a kick out of it as I did when I saw Wrex's lumbering figure charging at me with accompaniment of bunny ears.

"What can I say?" I asked, taking a bite of my BK burger I was holding. "I really like food." Wrex growled again and grabbed my burger hand. Before I knew it, he ate it right of my grip! "I was eating that!" I burst, offended at Wrex's action. He just glared up at me angrily.

"You'll be eating more than food if you keep it up!" he spat.

"Keep what up? Getting these off your head? I can stop if you really want me to!" I shot back. Wrex stood quickly then and narrowed his eyes on me. Even with my hand still on the knife on his head, my other was still on his grip. Man, he could squeeze.

"You've tried my patience long enough! You're lucky I have any respect for you or you'd be dead right now!" he almost shouted.

"That's nice. Now if you'd like me to finish, sit down and eat someone else's food!" I returned, wiggling my trapped hand's fingers in emphasis of my stolen food.

Grudgingly, Wrex sat back down and released my arm. Kareck came right over and gave me a new burger, knowing I would be as grumpy as Wrex for the rest of the day without my payment. Not that I would be grumpy at Shepard; I loved her too much to be mean in any way.

Shepard sighed and facepalmed, muttering, "What am I going to do with you?" tiredly. I flashed a crooked smile at her in return, hoping she wouldn't be too disappointed in me.

Now, back to that glue…

Once Raegas was finally finished getting the bunny ears and extra adhesive off of Wrex's head, he skulked off to go 'beat someone's face in' in the Citadel's wards. Understandable, considering she had actually pranked him- while he slept. Shepard wasn't sure whether to be proud of her for getting away with it or scold her for doing it in the first place. It had been funny up until the Krogan slammed Raegas into a wall.

Shepard had gotten up in the morning expecting Raegas to be in her arms, smiling in her sleep and cuddled close; not running around the mess hall, trying to evade Wrex's shotgun blasts and raging slanderous language- while eating a cheeseburger of all things! It was fair to say the Commander had been worried that Wrex wouldn't miss or that Raegas would trip up and get smashed into the floor by the Krogan's throwing the chairs around. Luckily, she was faster than she looked.

Thinking back on the scene, Shepard went up to her love and set her hands on Raegas' hips. She pushed close and smirked at the woman's pause of movement. It was nice to know she had an effect on her still. Not that Shepard had much doubt of her own ability to elicit responses from the Vertoakan.

"And here I thought you loved me more than food." The Commander smirked, using a joking tone. Raegas blew out a puff of air before reaching back with one hand and running her fingers through Shepard's hair.

"Well, it's a tough call, I'll give you that…" she said smoothly, turning in Shepard's embrace. The Commander knew she was only joking but she still couldn't help the small sting of whiplash she felt on the inside.

"That so?" Shepard asked, slowly rocking their hips side to side as if slow-dancing to music only she heard.

"But Aerin?" Raegas asked, sliding her arms around her lover's neck. She pushed closer and brought her mouth to Shepard's ear. "You know I love you more than life itself." Her serious whisper sent a thrill down the Commander's back as her breath almost caught in her throat. Raegas pulled back with a smirk, no doubt fully aware of Shepard's hammering heart.
"As clichéd and cheesy as it is." The Vertoakan added, cupping Shepard's face in her hands.

Shepard felt her heart melt for the woman all over again as her stomach filled with ecstatic butterflies. She didn't need any more reason than the need for Raegas' touch to kiss her at that point- and that was exactly what she did. Shepard leaned forward and pressed a smoldering kiss to Raegas' lips, finding herself shot with electricity. The Commander's whole body tingled, urging her to deepen the contact, much to her love's pleasure.

Once they finally parted, the Vertoakan took a breath before cuddling close to her Commander, sighing contentedly. Shepard may have normally wished for the moment to last forever, but at that point in time… all she wanted was to hold Raegas in her arms.

(Of course, later, they had to think of some way to appease Wrex)

A/N: I know that was short and kind of a nothing chapter, but funny fluff needs to happen somewhere. Besides, I'm working hard on the other two stories I need to update for y'all. XD