What's Happening In Hyrule – Thoughts From Some People

by Allexandra Radcliffe

I know I promised some people I'd have this chapter up by the end of the weekend, but circumstances prevented me from making that deadline. But it's only noon on Monday, so…does that count for something?

Anyways, a little short for this chapter, and a little weird because I lost the inspiration for it about halfway through before I got it back again sometime this morning. So please forgive me if you think this is a piece of crap. The next one'll be better.

Thanks, everyone who reviewed! I meant to reply to them, but last week was just one of those lazy weeks and I barely touched the computer. Sorry about that; I promise I'll reply to everyone next time!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight Princess. End of story.

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The Journal of Link

Thank the goddesses I'm Hylian again. Not that being a wolf was bad or anything. Actually, it was okay. The fur kept me nice and warm. But having to carry Midna around was too much. Since when do I need an annoying sidekick, anyway?

So anyway, we're going through the Forest Temple now. And all I have to say is this: I hate monkeys! They're stalking me with those annoying monkey noises, trying to get me to save their friends. It's not that I don't want to help them, I just wish they'd be a little quieter.

(A Little While Later)

I hate monkeys. Midna won't let me leave until we find the Fused Shadow, and I found this weird Cucco-like thing with a human head that talks. She said her name was Ooccoo. I just hope we finish this temple soon.

Midna's Diary

I'm losing track of how long we've been going through this temple. Link insists on leaving every so often because he, as he puts it, 'can't stand those monkeys chattering anymore'. I agree with him on that, but finding the Fused Shadow is important. Zant isn't going to get away with turning me into this, because I'm the Twilight Princess and the rightful ruler of the Twilight Realm!

Twilight Princess. That has a nice ring to it. I'll have to use it when we run into him next.

And another thing: if the gods chose the clothes for the Hero, why couldn't they have chosen something with pants?

A Look Into The Thoughts of the Female Monkey, Hereafter Referred to as Momo

Forest been very strange lately. First humans taken by Bulblins, then Ook start acting strange. Now human in green helps free our friends. He not seem happy, though.

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Ugh. I was thinking about scrapping this chapter a second ago, and pushing up Chapter Five, but…it's all a work in progress. I might come back later and redo this. In any case, shameless plug time – if anyone has the time or inclination to read my blog, click the homepage link in my profile.