It's a sad thing to say but I must say it.
My funny streak is over!
No one is reading my other funny story, What Happened To The Cullens
So once I finish this story I'm going to start some more serious stories.
I'm writing a new one right now called Alone Long Enough.
Here's the summary:
Why did Edward leave in New Moon? He claims it was a combination of things; James, Jasper, Victoria. But what if there was something else that set Edward off? Something Stephanie Meyer forgot to tell us.
Well what do ya think? Let me know in your reviews!!
When you want either of my in progress stories online, just tell me and they'll be there!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. Like I said, I DO NOT own it! Haha "Bella!" Emmett whined. " Am I done yet?"
"Nope," I answered, " You still have one more bathroom to put in. Then we put the furniture back in. Then we put the cloths back in."
"What cloths? What furniture?" Emmett asked grabbing some wood and starting to assemble the bathroom.
"That's where Edward is he is shopping for all of that stuff." I told him. I made Emmett rebuild the house and made Edward go buy all of the stuff to put in the house. I was a mean person.
Edward's Point Of view
Emmett is going to pay for this. I had to shop. And it was painful. There was so much stuff I needed to buy and such a small selection of things to choose from at some stores.
I had one thing left to buy and it was Bella and mine's comforter. It was powder blue with small white stripes running through it vertically. I had one more store I could go to and if I couldn't find it I was in big trouble.
I pulled into Wal- Mart.
This place was disgusting. I had been there once with Bella when she was human. If a vampire could throw up, I would of.
I walked in the door and the smell hit me. It was horrible. I stiffened up as the smell filled me. I swear I'm going to throw up for sure. I walked down the isle looking for bedding. I would definitely have to wash our comforter over and over before I even laid on it let alone make love to Bella on it.
Once I got to the bedding, I got to the comforters and sheet sets. They had plain colors and polka dots and strips……. wait strips! I look at the different strip patterns. Small strips, large strips, multicolor, only two- colored, horizontal vertical… wait, vertical!
I found the comforter! I did it! I found it! Wait that's not it.
"Dammit" I muttered under my breath. I was so mad. The had neon blue, but not powder blue. This was ridiculous! How hard was this supposed to be?!
I picked up the comforter and when to find a sales person to see if it came in another color. I walked around the corner and saw a sales lady. She had a small skirt on and her cleavage hanging out. When I came around the corner she licked her lips. Ew.
"Oh, how I would love to get a bit out of that . I would screw him all night long!" This women's mind was disgusting. But she was the only sales person around and I only needed one thing. I sucked in a breathe and approached her.
"Excuse me," I said politely. She batted her eyelashes and eyed me seductively, "Can you tell me if you have this same comforter in powder blue?"
"Yes I believe we do." She said trying to be seductive once again. " Follow me."
" I'll get him alone before I ask him. It will be more romantic." This lady was crazy. Where the hell was she taking me? She approached an "Employees Only" marked door and dragged me in.
She pushed me up against a wall and attacked my lips. Ugh. How did I not see that coming? I tried politely to push her off me, but she wouldn't let go. I had to use my vampire strength to get her off. I pushed her shoulders and she went flying.
She hit the top of a very high shelf and knocked it over. She hit the floor and everything landed on top of her.
That's when I saw it.
It was beautiful absolutely stunning. My breathe was knocked out of me and I stopped breathing all together. If I had a heart it would have stopped beating. That's how spectacular it was.
It was the comforter.
I started jumping up and down squealing.
"I found it! I found it! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" I started saying out loud. I sounded like a girl. I ran over to the comforter at vampire speed, picked up the comforter and hugged it close to me chest.
I ran to the door and opened it, but I wanted to say something before I left.
"See ya bitch!" I said to the girl who was buried under all the stuff. I heard her groan. I laughed.
I left the room and went to the cash register and checked out. When I walked back outside I was happy again. I could pretend to breathe without being in pain.
While I was driving home, I thought about what would happen if Carlisle and Esme found out. What would they say?
My questions were then stopped by the screaming coming from my home. I was about two miles away and my ears hurt. That's how loud it was.
I realized that it was my wife.
"EMMETT OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! YOU ASSHOLE!!" Bella screamed. Uh oh.
What did Emmett do this time?
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And if I get 5 or more reviews I will start my new story Alone Long Enough.
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