Samm: HELLO PEOPLES!

Olivia: HI!

Sammie: Hello Chikas and werewolves!

Simon: HEY!

Sammie: Samm made me say that.

Simon: Really?

Samm: Yes really.

Simon: What do you have against me?

Samm: (Sings) Everything!

Olivia: DEREK IS AWESOMER THAN YOU, SIMON!
Derek: Did you get a haircut?

Samm: STALKER! HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Derek: You have like, 5 inches less hair.

Samm: STALKER DANGER STALKER DANGER!

Derek: Umm

Samm: I'm not even going to say it anymore.

Derek: I'm not a stalker

Samm: But you scared me. *crys*

Derek: I'm Sorry.

Samm: Come here

Derek: *Bends down*

Samm: *Whispers in Derek's ear*

Derek: No

Samm: Pweeeez! *Pouts*

Derek: Fine. *magicly get's a tricycle* *Rides tricycle*

Samm: Thank you Derek.

Derek: Don't.

Olivia: DON'T BE A POOPY

Derek: A poopy?

Tori: Yeah, Derek. Don't be a poopy.

Sammie: Why are you so evil?

Tori: I don't know

Samm: BUH BYE BYE

Sammie: TTYL
Olivia: BYE