Razz awoke with a groan. His head was throbbing and everything felt horrible. Even the act of opening his sockets felt like too much work. He was becoming well aware of muffled voices, though they were far too loud. Each word or laugh around him felt like another hammer to his skull. Stars why the hell is it so loud?! And this vibrating! Why is his bed vibrating?!

With a groan Razz took his hand and felt the surface roughly, only to realize he wasn't in his bed, but instead laying on something hard and uneven. He moved his hand higher realizing it was a… rib cage? Why was he lying on someone's rib cage? Swiftly he forced his sockets open, only to squeeze them shut again from the bright lights burning holes in his brain. When did the lights become so loud?! Slowly this time he opened one socket at a time, letting his aching eyes adjust a bit better. It suddenly dawned that this wasn't his bedroom, or living room for that matter. This was way nicer than his crappy low end apartment, but why was he in a nice house? He glanced up to see the source of the vibrations. Razz was laying on his brother… He was wrapped up in a blanket with the mutt holding him close and purring with happiness. A brief sensation of warmth washed over his soul before he quickly squashed it. He shouldn't be here, dear stars he really shouldn't be here. When the hell did he travel to Underfell? And why hadn't the Fell-brother's dusted him yet?! Another bout of painful laughter erupted from the other room. Had they really not noticed him? Or were they waiting for the mutt to wake up so they could separate the two first? Regardless he should take advantage of this opportunity while he still could. Gingerly the skeleton pulled himself off of the other, carefully moving Slim's arms away and positioning them back under the blanket. Within a few minutes he was free. Thank the stars, now to get out without being noticed.

His head pounding with each step Razz slowly made his way to what he presumed was the basement door. Or a closet, he could always hide out in a closet until the Fells left and his migraine subsided. He would take either one at this point. Carefully he pulled the door open, realizing it was indeed a stairwell. The skeleton prepared to step downward, only for some horrific gutteral noise to go off from behind. Swiftly Razz turned with several jagged bones summoned, only to look down and see the ugliest cat he's ever laid eyes on. The thing was staring up at him, eye wide and the very tip of his bushy tail flicking sporadically. Razz sighed and dissipated his magic. He supposed Fell would chase him down if he killed the creature, so best to leave it. The skeleton turned back towards the stairs only for claws to catch his pant leg.

"Cat!" Razz growled quietly while trying to pull away. The feline didn't budge, finding the whole thing to be some sort of amusing game. "I said release me at once!" The skeleton snarled while pulling his leg back hard. The cat was stronger then it looked, latching on with its mouth and pulling forcefully back. "I said le-" Razz cut off upon realizing that he wasn't standing anymore. At some point the cat let go while he was still pulling, and Razz didn't have a chance to regain his balance again. With a loud thudding he rolled down the stairwell, crashing hard into the concrete wall.

"Master?" Razz could hear faintly from upstairs. Stars damn it Slim woke up. That was really embarrassing. He needed to leave before the mutt found him again or-

"Heya pal." Razz flinched, encasing himself in a bone cage and cringing back at the sharp pain in his skull. "No need to freak bud. I just came down to talk." Comic said in his normal relaxed tone. Razz grunted and barred his teeth aggressively. Why the hell did Razz's life have to be nothing but misery? This was too much!

"Go away!" Razz snarled while rolling onto his hands and knees, holding his metaphorical gut as a wave of nausea hit hard.

"Not tibia rude or anything, but this is my house." Sans stuck his hands in his coat pockets and shrugged. So Razz was actually in Undertale? How the hell did he wind up here? And why was the mutt in this world too? Did something happen-

NO!

He didn't have time to think about that! He needs to go and he needs to go NOW. Shakily the former Guard Captain stood up, trying to walk towards the machine and NOT using the wall for support.

"Hold up now." Comic teleported blocking Razz's path. "You just got here, and it's probably bad to be jumping dimensions with a nasty hangover." Razz looked up at him skeptically. The hell is this idiot talking about? Razz doesn't drink, well he may have had a shot or two last night, but that was a one time event!

"Move!" Razz used blue magic to slide his counterpart towards the wall, slowly making his way towards the machine again. He was almost to the keyboard when a crackly noise sounded.

"They don't understand the voices."

Razz froze in place. That sound exactly like him. He slowly turned to see Comic holding up his smartphone, a video of Razz crying in Slim's lap currently playing.

"See, ya were really wasted last night, and ya may have said a few thing-"

"DELETE IT!" Razz snarled while lunging for his doppelgänger. The other Sans was too quick, teleporting away causing Razz to smash head first into a stack of dusty boxes. A quick wave of nausea washed over him from the motion, and he had to work hard to keep his magic down.

"Sure thing, though that won't do ya much good." Comic laughed when Razz's eyelights flaired to life. "Ya see, the person that made this video uploaded it online the other night. Even if I delete it, your crying drunk face will be online in this universe forever." With a snarl Razz flung two dozen bones at the other, barely missing as he ported out of range. The attacks impaled the wall deeply, bits of cracked concrete flaking to the floor.

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Razz summoned a blaster and began firing. Comic dodged each beam, pieces of junk and concrete flying everywhere as the blaster continued to miss.

"Slow down fire ball, unless ya want me to share this video with the Fell brothers." Razz stopped his blaster from firing, though he still kept it summoned and ready.

"Your bluffing." Razz growled watching his face for deception.

"Clearly you underestimate how few shits I currently give." Comic smiled while flashing the screen at the other. A box had appeared asking if he would like to 'share now?' and his thumb was slowly moving to the yes button.

"Wait!" Razz held his hand up. There were many things he could live with. The stripping of his rank, his brother being stolen, and being forced into a beta position in human society with a shit job and racist neighbors. Despite all that, he still had a small bit of dignity left. Losing face to those Fell assholes might just be the last straw. "What are your demands?" Sans' skeleton grin grew smug, him hitting the cancel button on his phone while Razz dissipated his blaster.

"Ya may want to sit down for this one bud." Sans winked. "We have a lot to talk about."

Papyrus, Slim, Undyne and Alphys stood at the kitchen doorway watching the basement door intently. It had been at least ten minutes since all the fighting noises in the basement went quiet, and now everyone was waiting for Sans' return.

"Think we should intervene?" Undyne asked impatiently.

"Not yet. I'm sure Sans has everything covered!" Papyrus smiled confidently while trying to hide his own nerves. He couldn't help but feel a little worried himself. He'd give his brother three more minutes, then he would try helping. Razz seemed pretty inebriated, but that didn't make him any less powerful. With one minute and twenty three seconds left Papyrus managed to hear footfall on the stairwell.

"They're coming!" Papyrus whispered rather loudly. The four scrambled into the kitchen, Undyne and Papyrus taking their places at the stove while Alphys and Slim stumbled into the chairs. They made it just in time, as a few second later a smug looking Sans walked in along with Razz. The angrier skeleton didn't look well. Dark rings underlined his sockets and his eyelights were completely out. "Hello brother and Razz! How did you sleep?"

"Snow problems bro." Sans winked to Papyrus' annoyance. Even Doomfanger gave a small hiss, having snuck over to his food bowl at some point. Razz didn't seem to hear the question. His face fell into a stone look of shock and defeat. Whatever they discussed in the basement must have been rather serious. The two took a seat, Sans sitting next to Slim and Razz by Alphys. It was clear his presence made her nervous, as she wrung her tail sheepishly and began sweating buckets.

"Razz! Would you like some pancakes? Undyne and I made them!" Razz's sockets squeezed shut at Papyrus' volume.

"I would appreciate a dose of you shutting up." Razz growled while massaging his temples. Sans cleared his throat and gave his copy a death glare. That seemed to do something, as Razz's expression changed and he let out a long sigh. "I mean… fine."

"Excellent!" Razz winced again at the younger's flamboyant voice, clanking his head on the table and covering his ear holes. Sans smirked as Undyne scooped the blackened pancakes onto several plates, while Papyrus lept around setting them on the table. Slim ate his pancake hungrily, but stopped upon realizing Razz hadn't touched his yet.

"... Master?" Slim asked meekly, jumping back a bit when Razz grunted. "...a-aren't you… hungry?" The older lifted his head slightly and looked at the black mass with an air of disinterest. He grabbed his fork and poked the thick patty, uncooked batter seeping out of the crusty abomination. Without a word he took a chunk and stuck it in his mouth, chewing slowly and swallowing with a loud gulp.

"So when does the poison kick in?" Razz asked deadpan. The others stared at him wide eyed before Undyne spoke up.

"It's a pancake dumbass! Why would you say that?"

"No one would make anything this horrible without planning to kill someone, so what did you add? The bitter taste is making me think it's a strychnine. Though the hint of lemony horribleness reminds me of bleach. Or maybe it's a Tale-verse specific poison that I'm unaware of. So what did you use?" Razz became perplexed when Alphys pushed her plate away and Slim ran strait for the bathroom, loud hacking sounds ringing out shortly after. Undyne and Sans both appeared pissed, while Papyrus went from looking hurt to putting on a large smile.

"That is alright if you don't like our cooking! We will simply stop somewhere for breakfast once we leave!" Papyrus stood triumphantly while Undyne threw the plates in the trash.

"You people are leaving?" Razz asked Sans a bit confused.

"No. WERE leaving, to visit the dog park." Sans corrected after fixing his scowl.

"Once I brush Doomfanger's teeth I need to walk him, and what better place to walk your pet then the dog park!" Papyrus went over and scooped The cat off the ground, carrying him over to the sink where he had the toothbrush ready.

"Ya may wanna clean yourself up before we go. Don't want too many humans running away in terror." Sans leaned closer and cupped is hand by his mouth. "Ya look rather gross." Razz swatted his counterpart away before standing, making his way up the stairs. "I also pulled some spare cloths for ya. There on my mattress." Sans bursted into laughter when Razz flipped him off and stormed upstairs. Grinning widely he leaned back and wiped the tears from his sockets. This was gonna be great.