WARNING

Shit finally goes down,and the writing style completely changes,hope it isnt to annoying D:

I was writing this int the middle of the night too,so sorry for OOC and weird grammer


The next day Dave spent following John around his little town,listening to all the places they could go and the things they could do.

There was the Lazer Tag place across from the puny mall.

And the pizza place a block away from it,but we shouldn't go there because the manager is fat and gross and looks like she lives with the pizza and -

It wasn't very much , but Dave was happy just to see the silly grin floating on John's face and listen to him prattle on about nonsense.

He practically bounced each step as he described the Arcade , Bookstore and -once again – the puny mall.

Pretty cute .

After a few more hours of this,Dave remembered his morning dream .He recalled the weird homo feelings he had fondled with .So finally on impulse he did the most drastic

thing any ironic love-stricken character would do.

He grabbed John by the shoulders,spun him around to face him , and gave him a kiss.

He kissed John.

He kissed John on his silly grin , stopping him mid-nerdy-sentence .

It was a pretty awkward kiss , but a kiss nonetheless.

John flew back in hysteria,and started stuttering illegible words ,the only words of which Dave caught were "Public" and "gay",so he grabbed John's little wrist's -and

damn were they small,he needed to eat more- and pushed through a small crowd in line for the movies.

Dave dragged the smaller boy along , and to an ally between the cinema and another building.

"DAVEWHATTHEFUCKWASTHATICAN'TEVENWHATWHYYIDONTGETIT-"

Dave placed a finger on his lips,shooshing him,pushed up his glasses and said -

"I gave you a kiss,chill out."

John flipped out once again after that.

"HOW CAN I CHILLTHAT WAS IN PUBLIC,AND I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL."

Dave let out an annoyed sigh.

"You will be,after I ask you to date me."

John ceased his mindless ranting to stare into Dave's shades,wonder what the fuck he could possibly be thinking behind those things.

He opened and closed his mouth a few times,trying to form words related to his thoughts.

To explain to Dave this cannot be happening.

This was weird,him having that dream and thinking of Dave that way...

It was insane! He did not feel that way for his best friend!

What if it doesn't work out and they could never -

Dave put his hands on John's shoulders once again.

"You really need to calm down,you're going to hurt yourself."

"But...Dave i'm freaked out!I'm freaked out okay?I don't understand whats happening and I can't comprehend..."

Dave forced another kiss onto the other boys lips.

He enjoyed the feeling of his slightly chapped lips,they were warm and inviting , and he would have done more right there in that alleyway if not for an interruption.

"HAHA FAGS!LOOK MAN,THEY'RE FUCKIN FAGS!"

"Thut the fuck up,dude,you're fuckin gay to."

"Hehehehe man so true – honk- "

Then a voice from the front of the cinema came.

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS IM GONA SHOVE A RUSTY SPOON INTO YOUR ASSES IF YOU MAKE ME LATE FOR THIS FUCKING PREMIER."

"Calm your thit dude,we're jutht having a nithe converthathion with these-"

"Hehehehe -honk-"

"What tha fuck man?Whatever, letth go before karkat geth even more like a whiney bith,heh"

"Honk."

"Yeah man,that to."

They left as quickly ad they came.