Wally Reflects on What's Going On in His Life (and How Much He Misses His Friend)
You weren't here again today. I mean, obviously you weren't, but I didn't know you were in a coma until today. I just thought you had to make a clone of yourself for your science homework, or that you were walking down the road when suddenly you were in the Louvre, or you ran into a group of fangirls and you had to sign autographs, or another one of those goofy excuses you use that end in a cheeky laugh. ...What happened to you?
You missed it today: I won. Y'know, fighting SB in training. Well, after I fell on my butt and lost my goggles, both sleeves on my favorite shirt, a shoe, and half a sock (don't ask). You would've been in stitches! And you'd never let it go. "Wally has some tricks up his sleeves. Oh, wait...he doesn't have sleeves!" Insert your cheeky laugh. Hah!
…I miss you. I know it's only been three days, but, dude, I have so much to talk to you about. Today, we were almost assigned a shadow mission (this was when Red Tornado told us about you). Other than that, my friend thought his dog died(but it was really like that weird show we watched where the dog wasn't dead and it was actually an alien), my parents might let me get a hamster, I got a 117 percent on my 100-point science test (woo-hoo!), and, like, eleven thousand more things. But you're in a coma, so I can't tell you about any of that right now.
You know I can't visit you, even though I want to more than anything. Just to know that you're okay, that you're even still breathing.
You gotta wake up.
Dude, I just remembered: you lost the bet.
You remember the bet, don't you? We agreed that if you didn't get kidnapped or extremely hurt for two months, I would give you piggyback rides everyday for the rest of the year. Two months, dude. You were so close. And honestly, dude, even though you lost the bet, I feel like I lost. That sounds dumb or whatever, but it's true. You gotta wake up, dude. I miss you.
Red Tornado never said how critical you are, so just do me one favor: don't die. Wake up and come back to me, okay?
