Author note: Its been a long time…sorry bout that…I got a new laptop so this is the first fanfic to ever be written on my new laptop, it should feel honoured. Anyway please review or alert and let me know what you think.

DragonLord1 Logged On.

GiantLizard Logged On

GiantLizard: Balinor? Is that you gosh it must've been what twenty years…

DragonLord1: Well well kilgarrah I thought you were living in a cave under Camelot?

GiantLizard: No, your son set me free.

DragonLord1: my son? Merlin? Is he okay?

SecretWarlock Logged On

SecretWarlock: Daddy? Daddy you came to love me!

DragonLord1: erm…right hi merlin…

SecretWarlock: I thought you were dead.

DragonLord1: I was but they have terrible broadband down there, I decided it would be best if I came back.

SecretWarlock: so…am I still a dragonlord

GiantLizard: test it young warlock

SecretWarlock: *Magical shouts*

Giant Lizard Logged Off

SecretWarlock: hey it worked.

DragonLord1: well I want you to know I love you son.

SecretWarlock: I love you too…

RoyalClotpole Logged On

RoyalClotpole: OMG MERLIN YOU'RE A SORCERER!

SecretWarlock: what? No I'm not?

RoyalClotpole: you are!

RoyalClotpole: Sorry bout that merlin, I know your not a sorcerer, gawaine's hacked my account.

ThedrunkKnight Logged on

TheDrunkKnight: you should have seen your face merlin! Ha! Don't know why you were so worried not like you actually a sorcerer!

RoyalClotpole: yeah imagine merlin…a sorcerer! LMAO

DragonLord1: anyway merlin…we'll leave you with you friends, I'll see you later my son.

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RoyalClotpole: I wonder who he was? Seemed nice…

SecretWarlock: er yeah…

TheDrunkKnight: HEY GUYS I FOUND THIS AWESOME SITE CALLED TUMBLR!

Royalclotpole: what?

TheDrunkKnight: If you put my name in it comes up with pictures of me topless!

Royalclotpole: gawaine are you on the cider again?

TheDrunkKnight: OMFG! Merthur is genius! Personally I like merwaine best but…

RoyalClotpole: what?

Secretwarlock: they are ships,

RoyalClotpole: Like boats?

GiantLizard Logged On

GiantLizard changed his name to shipdragon

ShipDragon: as the mighty ship dragon I command merthur to happen!

RoyalClotpole: what is merthur?

SecretWarlock: its merlin and Arthur…together…

RoyalClotpole: ewwwwww…they know we're best friends right?

SecretWarlock: it doesn't seem to matter…

RoyalClotpole: No NO nO NO! merlin we will NEVER repeat NEVER be together intimately or sexually do you understand me

RoyalClotpole Logged out.

SecretWarlock: oh…okay :'(

TheDrunkKnight: you still have me…

SecretWarlock: thanks gawaine…

TheDrunkKnight: you wanna go get drunk and cry on my shoulder?

SecretWarlock: sure

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ShipDragon: And another ship has been pushed together! MERWAINE FTW!