Ugh.
This is new.
NOT EVER.
Hi,I'm Elena Miller.
I live with the most crazy people ever.
My best friends are Daphne Black and Katherine "KC" Novoa.
I live with Kailin Miller and Ryan Andrew Miller.
And Emma and Daniel Miller,my parents,who are currently making out in the living room.
UGH.
I'm also besties with my sister,but I don't know if she counts.
So,Kailin is currently in my bedroom with me,desperately trying to ignore them.
Wait,is Mom moaning?
Double UGH.
The week before high school starts was the best time to do this?
Okay.
"I'm not down for another sibling." I say as we watch cat videos on YouTube.
"Elena!I almost went 5 minutes without thinking about that!"Kailin groans.
"Let's call the girls.I bet they have parents who go at it at 8:30 P.M."
" if they hear our parents, it's your fault."
I call Daphne and KC and hope for the best.
"Hello?" KC asks.
"Hey."Kailin and I said in unison.
"Hey,guys,what is that?It sounds like Ryan has ten girls over."
"Our parents.
We've tried everything to drown them out.
You and Daph are our last options."I explain.
"Well,it's better than my parents.
Just go downstairs."
"It's happening downstairs!"Kailin whispered shouts.
"At least your parents don't fight like cats and dogs."Daphne said.
"Hey,Daphne."Kailin says.
I have no idea how it's possible to stay happy.
So 30 minutes later,we split off and it's time for dinner.
To make them feel as awkward as we did,I asked a question.
"Dad,you're hungry?You been eating for an hour."
Mom and Dad blushed.
We glared,then we laughed.
"Why was that necessary,Elena?" Dad asked.
Just had to get that out of my system.
But instead of saying that,I eat my food.
As disgusting and weird as it sounds,this is normal.
This is how I live my life.
