Some more Bonnie/Klaus action.


I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE DIARIES OR THE CHARACTERS.
I DO NOT OWN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER OR THE CHARACTERS.


Chapter Four:


"In what world could a girl be strong enough to kick a vampire's ass?" Damon asked as he zoned in on the TV screen.

"Obviously in Sunnydale." I told him.

"She's so… tiny. How can she be that strong?"

"It's no different than a superhero, Damon. You're reading too much into it." I told him. Klaus chuckled.

"She should come to Mystic Falls." Klaus added. I looked over at him. He shrugged, innocently. "She's attractive." He smirked. I hit his arm.

"She's hot." Damon corrected. I shot him a look. "What? It's not like I'm the one dating you, Judgy. It's not my fault Klaus is whipped." It was Damon's turn to smirk. I rolled my eyes.

"Apart from Buffy being gorgeous, why would you want her here? She'd kill you." I pressed.

"Sweetheart, she could try, but no one could kill me."

"I could." I told him. He swooped in fused my lips with his.

"Whatever helps you sleep at night, love."


"You know who Giles reminds me of?" Damon asked me. I shook my head. "Ric. I could totally see them getting along. You know, if Ric drank less and Giles drank more." He smirked. I started laughing.

"Caroline could a less intense Cordelia." I added.

"What's the deal with Xander?" Damon questioned.

"What do you mean? He's an essential part of the Scooby gang. He's the reliable, lovable friend that sometimes jinxes things and attracts demons." I told him. "He keeps things light. He's awesome." I defended him. Klaus shook with laughter.

"I don't think we have a Xander."

"We have Jeremy." I replied. Klaus was doubled over at this point.

"That makes you Willow, sweetheart." Klaus voiced. I smiled.

"I'm very okay with that."

"You'd look so hot dressed in one of those sweaters with a skirt of hers." Klaus whispered in my ear. I blushed. "I keep picturing her kissing you, among other things." He breathed. I guarantee my face is scarlet.

"You know that I can hear you, right?" Damon prodded.

"It doesn't bother me, sweetheart."


"Does the world almost end that many times throughout the entire show?" Damon asked. I nodded.

"Pretty much. It's pretty accurate the about how many times something awful comes to Mystic Falls."

"It's strangely addicting." Klaus mused.

"Angel broods too much."

"I'm sure you like Angeles better." I teased. He nodded. "He has that same tragic love with Buffy that you and Stefan have with Elena."

"Shut it, Witchy." He glared at me.

"You like Buffy." I grinned, feeling triumphant.


A/N: Next chapter will be Kiss the Girls (with Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd). Stefan will finally be making an appearance next update. Thanks for all the review guys! You're awesome! Your requests aren't getting ignored - I swear. I'm getting to them. :)
-Anneryn