When Ahri sauntered into the room she felt half the restaurant staring at her. Her tails curled in excitement as she scanned the other couple's tables. Some might wonder why the vixen was here, considering the fact she could easily pick up anyone as her partner. Those who knew the gossip-loving vixen well would recognize she was looking for a good story, and possibly a "snack" as well.

Ahri snorted when she saw the "mysterious" table three couple, not only were both their get-ups ridiculous, she could see their soul essences and knew exactly who they were. She quickly looked over the other tables as well: two shadow Isle residents... Garen and Darius?! That would make some great gossip. Two yordles, one of them was that hyper ninja, she couldn't remember the other's name, and finally another yordle was sitting alone.. it looked like her date hadn't arrived yet. "No wonder.." Ahri thought "Her makeup is... distasteful."

Finally Ahri checked her number... it was, pi? She frowned, someone obviously had some fun writing the table numbers. She slipped into her table and gave a large toothy smile. Her date was apparently Twisted Fate.


So far the date had gone nicely, Twisted Fate was a charmer and definitely interested, although like most men she had caught him looking at her chest more than her face.

Getting to the first important part in her date routine she shrugged off her large fuzzy jacket showing off her tight, strapless shirt. She then looked up preparing a flirty catchphrase to say when he inevitably was caught staring. But, to her surprise, Twisted Fate, wasn't even looking at her, he was staring at Evelyn? Her eyes widened as she remembered they had dated. Normally Ahri would have loved drama, but this was her date! She already had plans for him.. She coughed loudly to get Twisted Fate's attention.

"What were you saying about Kalista?" She asked trying to get back to their previous conversation.

"Huh, oh what?" Twisted fate finally replied "Can you believe she has the nerve to come here after she broke up with me?!" He hissed.

Ahri sighed, there was no avoiding it. Playing dumb she asked "Who? Kalista?"

"No, Eve! And I even caught her looking at me!" He glared intensely at the other table "She doesn't even like the Warden! She told me."

Ahri face palmed "Well, this is a public restaurant..." she trailed off noticing he was staring at his ex again, she turned to see the couple snogging in the most disgusting way.

"Is she trying to make me jealous?!" Twisted fate growled "Well the jokes on her... I'M NOT JEALOUS."

Quickly Ahri began to take emergency measures. She picked up a wine glass the robot had served a while ago, wrinkling her nose at the cheap scent. She pretended to drink, and "accidentally" spilled a bit on her cleavage. "Oops," she giggled seductively "Can you help me clean it off?" It was fail proof! Already she heard the Demacian drop his glass and saw him stare blushing at her. Her view was obscured when Twisted Fate shoved a napkin at her face, not even taking his eyes off the Shadow Isles couple. The wine glass he was clutching in his hand cracked as he watched the warden sneak a finally broke his gaze, looking confusedly at the leaking glass in his hand. Ahri deflated, utterly defeated.

Scowling at Evelyn she shoved her wine glass at Fate. "Here you can have mine" she growled without the slightest bit of seduction "You look like you need it." Twisted fate gulped it down and quickly waved to Blitzcrank for more while Ahri tugged on her jacket again (to the disappointment of everyone watching her). She grabbed her "Kawaii Nekko" cased phone and began texting Sona.


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