note to readers...this chapter...is EXTREMELY RANDOM...to say at the least...it will leave you questioning my sanity but let me answer that question before you begin...yes...I assure you, i am insane. Now...enjoy...its short...and really odd.
Part 4
Skipping School 101
A Rather Confusing Plan
The bell began to ring, as it often did signaling the next of what seemed like so many more hours. Sora still had not found his keyblade. He walked with Riku to the lost and found to where the librarian vaguely remembered someone turning it in to. When they got there, in the box of the lost and found was indeed Sora's keyblade.
"My keyblade, at last," Sora cried.
"Interesting that you actually found it here," Riku admitted.
"We should celebrate!" Sora said suddenly.
"We have like 5 hours of school left Sora," Riku said. Sora smiled mischeiviously.
"Riku we are skipping school," Sora said.
"What?"
"We are skipping school," Sora repeated.
"No," Riku said.
"Yes," Sora responded to Riku.
"We can't," Riku argued.
"We can," Sora told him.
"No."
"I'll give you five dollars," Sora bargained.
"Are you bribing me with cheap cash?" Riku asked.
"You can buy a lot candy with five dollars my good friend," Sora stated as though he was trying to make the most important trade of his life.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Fine. If you don't want to go, we don't have to," Sora said.
"Okay. I don't want to go," Riku said stubbornly, all ready late for class.
"You'll get over it. Onward!" Sora said. Riku rolled his eyes and for whatever reason whether it be attraction or love he followed Sora.
"Okay. We are gonna have to sneak out of the school," Sora said.
"Oh no," Riku said recalling Sora's stealth skills.
"First we need a broom," Sora said. Riku did not ask, but simply grabbed one from the janitors closet.
"Here," Riku said, ignoring a strange look from someone passing by.
"HIIIIIYAAA!" Sora threw the broom at the individual who exploded into 75,000 pieces of liquid strawberry...Yes I'm kidding. They fell over in pain...a pain only a strange boy throwing a broom at your face could bring...yes...that kind of pain, you surely know the one I speak of...ah yes...it hurts quite a bit those brooms. So the person fell, (nope, not identifying whether they are male or female, simply insert the image of someone you hate, it simply makes it funnier. It makes no difference if it male or female...or a unicorn with a single individually wrapped blueberry muffin stapled precisely on the back of it's body and...never mind.)
So, the broom hits their face.
"Sora! Are you okay?" Riku asked.
"What is your problem?" the person and/or unicorn with muffin asked.
"Okay...now that we have a willing decoy, we can get out of here," Sora stated grabbing the person by the hand...or if you chose the unicorn with muffin, by the hoof I guess, I don't know.
"How is this willing. You hit them with a broom!" Riku pointed out.
"Yes," Sora said.
"So...Why would they willingly agree to anything you had to say?" Riku asked specifically.
"Because I can find another broom," Sora said.
"No please don't," the person and/or unicorn with muffin said...or neighed...i guess.
"See," Sora said.
"Oh," Riku stated surprised.
"You doubt me too much."
"Because we are getting lucky as it is. I bet we get caught," Riku said.
"HA! I laugh upon that foolish, pathetic attempt to hinder my ability to escape the jail cell that is school. I assure you I will get out of this school...and you will owe me...things."
"What...kind of things?" Riku asked.
"Oh silly Riku...I will inform you of your duties after I suceed in planning out my perfect plan.
"Which is?" Riku asked.
"You will see...You will all see. Muahahahahahahaha!"
Sorry, but you must wait for the next chappy before finding out Sora's masterful idea. I know...short...but I had writer's block on this one so as soon as I finally came up with this...bizzare idea i had to just complete this chapter before moving on.
