The Journal of a Perverted Chibi Raven

Summary: One possessive and perverted chibi raven decided to write his daily adventures in a journal about his chosen, sweet, hyper, adorable, innocent, oblivious yet feisty chibi blonde bride.

Warning/s: OOCness, ultra perverted Sasu-chibi. SHOTAness! and lame attempt at humor… -.-

Disclaimer: N to the O to the T to the M to the I-N-E NOT MINE! YAY! pssh… (pouts)

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'Dear Diary'

Entertainment

It was Monday morning and our young handsome and genius – albeit egoistic, obsessive, possessive and perverted – protagonist by the name of Uchiha Sasuke is walking inside the Konoha Academy; a prestigious school where he and his oh-so-sexy big brother Uchiha Itachi are the target of the female population of the student body.

He's walking towards the preschool building where he attends to, completely ignoring the giggling lunatics or his so-called "fan girls"; the daredevils that was after his heart and gorgeous body.

"They're nothing compared to my beautiful bride, my beloved Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto" he thought, and speaking of Naruto, just thinking about the blonde's beautiful and loving smile makes him feel like he's floating in cloud nine. So lost in his thoughts, he didn't notice his two most persistent fan girls creeping behind him until he felt the tugging on both his arms. He didn't need to look both sides to see who the two creatures are.

"Good morning, Sasuke-kun!" greeted the girl with short pink hair, deciding that it's not that bad to greet her back since he was in a good mood, he speaks without looking at his right "Good morning to you too, Sakuma"

"Sasuke-kun" the pink-haired girl whines "It's Sakura!"

The girl with long blonde hair that was tied in a ponytail on his left laugh, "He doesn't even remember your name forehead girl!"

Sakura glares at her friend/rival "Shut up you pig!" she retorts, her friend just ignore her and focus on Sasuke instead. The blonde girl smile "It's a beautiful day, isn't it Sasuke-kun?" she ask, Sasuke nods "It surely is, Ina" was the raven's reply.

Sakura snickers while the blonde girl pouts "It's Ino, Sasuke-kun. Ino!" was what she says, though our dear Sasuke is not really paying attention and removes his arms from their grip as he continues to walk towards the preschool building.

"I wish aniki is being surrounded by his own group of fan girls" he thought.

.. S x N ..

Somewhere inside the elementary building of Konoha Academy, Uchiha Itachi is walking with his friends towards their room while ignoring all the girls looking at him with pink hearts in their eyes when suddenly "Achoo" he sneezes, softly of course.

Everything and everyone stops, his friends are looking at him with wide eyes, mouth agape and worry written on their faces, while dear Itachi is frozen on the spot.

Did he just sneeze in public?

Did he, the extremely handsome prodigy of the proud Uchiha clan, the one oozing with so much sex appeal at a very young age Uchiha Itachi just sneezed in public?

Oh, hell no. It didn't happen, and will never… ever… happen.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the loud squeals coming from the different lungs of the different forms of his fan girls snaps him out of his frozen state.

"ITACHI-SAMA SNEEZED! SO CUTE!" squeals one of his fan girls.

"EEEK! DO IT AGAIN ITACHI-SAMA!" squeaks the other one, none of them noticing the dark aura surrounding Itachi as they continue squealing like pigs at the top of their lungs.

Itachi's friends looks at the raven's back horrified, an embarrass Uchiha is a very dangerous Uchiha; they've learned it the hard way. They just hope that their friend would be a little calm and won't commit a mass murder, somehow.

A boy with long blonde hair with bangs covering his left eye and the upper half of his hair tied in a ponytail that goes by the name of Deidara speaks with trembling voice "Deidei-chan is scared, un! Nagato, do something! Quick!"

Said Nagato looks at Deidara then back at Itachi "I'm not sure" he mutters.

"Don't worry Deidei-chan, I'll protect you" says the ever impassive Sasori, though you could see that his hands are trembling with fear.

Their other friends would have say something when Itachi speaks, voice low and void of any emotions as he looks at his fan girls with so much murderous intent written all over his handsome face, his obsidian eyes glinting bloody red; the fan girls immediately stops and shakes with fear "What are you all talking about? I didn't sneeze, understood? Now leave me alone you evil witches" Itachi says in a calm manner, though you could hear the malice and how dark his voice sounds.

Not a second is wasted when all of his fan girls and some other students that were forced to witness the scene deserted the hall way, leaving Itachi and his group of friends.

"Hn" and Itachi continue his walk towards their room, his friends are walking behind him, making sure to keep a safe distance between them and the angry – embarrass – Uchiha.

.. S x N ..

Somewhere, inside the Uzumaki compound at Whirlpool Town just outside the city of Konoha, our favorite adorable foxy blonde is happily drawing an orange fox, humming softly to himself; his teacher Mr. Orochimaru is proudly smiling down at him. You see, our sweet blonde don't go to school, instead he has a private teacher at home; he studies during morning from seven to ten. Mr. Orochimaru is a friend of his grandpa and grandma and he's really nice despite what he looks like. His creepy-looking yet unbelievably kind teacher always drive two hours from the city of Konoha to the town of Whirlpool just to teach him, then after lunch he would always drive back to Konoha to teach as an Anatomy professor at Konoha Academy.

"You're becoming really good at drawing Naruto-kun" Orochimaru praises his little student causing the blonde to giggle cutely, Orochimaru pats the golden head "Next week, you and your parents will be moving to Konoha, right?" he ask "Yes! And I alweady had a best fwend, sensei!" was Naruto's cheerful answer "Really? That's nice! And then you're going to attend Konoha Academy. I'm sure you would love it there, Naruto-kun, there's also a very kind elementary teacher there. I'm sure he would like you"

"Weally? Am I going to have lots of fwends thewe? Will all da teachews going to be kind to me?"

"Of course, Naruto-kun, I'm sure everyone would love you there! Who wouldn't? And the teacher that I'm talking to you about is a friend of Kakashi" says Orochimaru who was smiling kindly at the young blonde. "Kashi-nii has a fwend thewe?" ask the blonde "Yes, Naruto-kun. Yamato is also there"

Naruto claps gleefully; Hatake Kakashi is his daddy's former student and was like a big brother to him. While Yamato Tenzou, his Kashi-nii's best friend is also like his big brother. The two of them always play with him and always giving him stuff toys.

Naruto then looks up at Orochimaru questioningly, eyes full of wonder and innocence "Sensei, what is a bwide?"

Orochimaru blinks a couple of times "Bride?" Naruto nods "My best fwend Sasuke told me dat I'm his bwide and I'm going to be his wife"

"Sasuke?"

"Fuga-touchan's son, Sasuke has a big bwodew named Itachi. Ita-nii is awesome! And Sasuke is awesome too! He said I'm his bwide!"

Orochimaru's eye twitches "Kakashi's nephew huh, just what does that guy is teaching his nephew?" looking at his little student's innocent eyes, he debates with himself if it was a good idea to tell the little fox or not. Naruto, sensing the hesitation of his teacher, pulls out his legendary weapons; eyes big with a little moist and lower lip jutted out in a pout.

Orochimaru, upon seeing the puppy-dog eyes and the pout on the adorable blonde's face immediately cave in, with a sigh he pet the golden head "Well, in your parents' case, your mommy is the bride making her your daddy's wife" he says.

Naruto tilts his head "Does it mean dat only pwetty giwls become bwide? It's not fow boys?"

"Uh, yes. Girls are brides and boys are grooms"

Naruto puffs his cheeks out and crosses his arms against his chest "Dat Sasuke! I'm a boy! Why am I a bwide?! He shouldn't tweat me wike a giwl! Dat is a no-no!" Naruto is mad, Sasuke practically thinks of him as a girl, and he would make sure to tell that to Sasuke, preferably later after lunch.

Orochimaru shakes his head "Once I see Kakashi later, I'll make sure to lecture him. He shouldn't be teaching little kids ridiculous things".

.. S x N ..

*time skip*

Sasuke is running towards the living room, his beloved Naruto is probably waiting for him. When his mommy picked him up in school earlier, she told him that Naruto is in their house earlier than expected.

Reaching his goal "Naru-chan!" he exclaims with a big grin on his face only to falter when Naruto didn't even look at him. "Naruto?" he asks walking towards the blonde who was sitting at their couch all alone, Naruto looks at him with a frown then turns his head to the left with a huff. Sasuke's eyes widen, he bits his lip and sits at the other end of the couch. His poor heart is in pain once again "What did I do wrong now?" he asks himself, looking longingly at Naruto who was completely ignoring him "Why is he ignoring me? Why is he being a sadist?" (erm… I don't really think the adorable kitsune is being a sadist *cough cough*)

Itachi walk past the living room only to stop and walks backwards to look at the occupants of the living room, he blink, smirks evilly, and without a sound, dash outside their house towards their garden where he can have a clear view of the two inside the living room. He makes sure that Sasuke and Naruto won't see him as he positions himself by the window, he can also hear whatever the two would talk about.

He raises an elegant brow when he realizes that Naruto is really ignoring his baby brother who looks like a puppy that was kicked a few times "Hn".

After a few minutes of silence, Sasuke clench his fist and stands up, walking the small distance between him and Naruto and standing in front of him "Naruto, please, don't ignore me! What did I do wrong?" but said blonde still didn't look at him, he sniffs, his poor heart aches a lot "Do you… do you not want to be my best friend anymore? Do you not want to be with me already?" he asks as tears rolls down his eyes at the thought of Naruto not wanting to be with him anymore.

Naruto flinch and panics, he looks at Sasuke to see the raven with tears and looks really sad "NO! It's not dat! I want to be with Sasuke! And Sasuke is my only best fwend! I would always be with Sasuke!" says Naruto, looking straight at Sasuke's charcoal eyes that were filled with sadness.

Sasuke sniffs louder "Really?" he asks, the blonde nods "Yes"

Outside, Itachi rolls his eyes, this is utterly stupid. What's with all the drama? They just met yesterday and the way they're acting looks like they've known each other for years already "From what I can tell, this is what Konan calls Lovers' Quarrel right? Tsk. The drama, oh goody" he thought sarcastically.

"Then, why are you ignoring me Naru-chan? Don't you know how much it's hurting my heart?" Sasuke states dramatically with his hand on his chest right where his beating heart is, outside, Itachi face palm.

Naruto bits his lip, he didn't mean to hurt Sasuke in anyway, but he was mad at him "I'm just mad at you" he says with a pout and a small frown. Sasuke then puts his hand above Naruto's "Why are you mad? Did I displease you, my dear sweet one?" he asks, gosh, sneaking on his dear mother watching dramas really came in handy! He can act well and the words are just flowing smoothly out of his mouth; he'll make sure to sneak again tonight for some reference.

Outside, Itachi drags his hand down his face, the stupidity! The cheesiness! Seriously, what the heck?

"It's because you want me to be youw bwide!" both Sasuke and Itachi raise a brow, didn't he already agreed on being a bride?

"So?" Sasuke asks "So? So?! TEME! Bwide is fow pwetty giwls! And I'm not a giwl! I'm a boy! Dat means I'm not a bwide!" says Naruto as he cross his arms, puffing his cheeks out and face a bit red.

Sasuke frowns a little at the lost of contact, he then reaches out and touch the blonde's cheek, smiling at him "But Naru-chan, you're very pretty. And I only want you as my bride, so please? It doesn't really matter if you're a boy or a girl, you're my bride, that's your destiny" Sasuke pause, he sounds like Neji for a moment, he mentally shrugs, if he can win this argument then he would say anything "I knew you're a boy, but I can't help but be attracted to you. You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid my eyes on, that's why I think of you as my bride, because you're the only one that made me feel like this, I know we're meant to be Naru-chan. I knew it from the bottom of my heart, I knew that you are my one and only bride" Sasuke declares like the 'prince charming' that he is.

Naruto's face is a wonderful shade of red, Sasuke can be really weird, and he says such embarrassing things, how was he supposed to protest now?

Outside, Itachi is very tempted to bang his head on the wall, really hard. What were those two little idiots are thinking? Specially his baby brother! Everything sounds so sappy! Those are like the cheap lines of some idiotic script from a low budgeted romantic movie with some poor excuse for actors. He could die right now from the foolishness of it all!

Sasuke is beaming madly inside his head, really, he would sneak on those dramas tonight, and he might even sneak out some of his dear mother's novels. Heck yeah!

"But it's embawassing! Being a bwide is embawassing since I'm a boy! What awe you thinking Sasuke? It's embawassing!" was Naruto's angry protest, though his face is unbelievably red.

Outside, Itachi snorts "A dramatic pervert and an innocent tsundere. What a lovely pair!" he thought with too much sarcasm.

"Naruto, don't be embarrass, accept the fact that you're my bride and be proud of it" was Sasuke's helpful advice.

"NO!" Naruto shouts, he's really embarrass, everything is so embarrassing, but Sasuke would have none of that. He remembers his father telling him and Itachi that 'What an Uchiha wants, an Uchiha gets' and he wants Naruto as his bride, that's final.

He then remembers one of his uncle Kakashi's advice for him when it comes to getting what you want from your chosen one "Look at your beloved straight in the eyes with smoldering gaze, make sure you have his/her full attention, then slowly, bring your face closer, and kiss him/her on the lips while maintaining eye contact, after five seconds, pull away slightly and whisper the words 'Please, my love?' and I'm sure you'll get what you want. It works for my dolphin after all" and that's what he's going to do.

Placing both his hands at either side of Naruto, he leans forward a little and looks straight at Naruto's big blue eyes with smoldering gaze; he knew what a 'smoldering gaze' looks like – he practiced it in the mirror and perfected it. Naruto gasps in surprise and his face were probably the color of a tomato, Sasuke can be really weird.

Itachi's eyes are wide in surprise as he watches the scene unfolds.

Slowly and maintaining eye contact, Sasuke moves his face closer to Naruto's until they could feel each other's breath, and after a few seconds of suspense, he place his lips on Naruto's. After five seconds, he pulls away and whispers "Please, my love?"

Naruto stutters; extremely embarrass "T-teme! You hentai! Fine! Just stop doing embawassing things!" he exclaims then covers his extremely red face, he didn't see the lunatic smile on Sasuke's face "Thank you Naru-chan, my beloved bride!" he chirps.

Itachi felt like dying; his poor eyes! His poor ears! Save him! He felt traumatize the moment his crazy brother acted all seductive at Naruto. Seriously, where did he learn to do that? He's going to torture whoever taught Sasuke such things! He walks back inside their house, plotting a painful murder for the one who caused his baby brother to become a pervert, exaggerated, and completely irrational.

.. S x N ..

Outside the living room who witnessed everything between Sasuke and Naruto are Mikoto and Kushina, hiding in the shadows, with a bowl of popcorn in hand; eyes glinting evilly, with blushes on their cheeks as they are grinning from ear to ear.

Oh, such an amazing entertainment for the 'Yaoi Fan Girls', they giggle quietly to themselves.

The two chibis inside the living room are totally unaware that they're being watch by two dangerous beings. Sasuke is sitting beside Naruto, his left arm around Naruto as he hold the blonde's hand with his right hand, looking smug as ever. While Naruto is blushing and pouting cutely, stupid Sasuke making him feel embarrass.

"Oh Kushina, your son is such an uke! And he's a bit of a tsundere just awhile ago! So cute!" whispers Mikoto "I know right! Adorable isn't he? And your son is like, totally seme! I bet he's going to be a badass when he grows up, a total bastard and very possessive yet loving towards Naruto, while Naruto is like super oblivious when he grows up, making your son very protective towards him. And Naruto will always be sweet yet feisty, but I'm sure he would always be the loving boy that he is for Sasuke. Oh the chemistry! Gosh, I so totally can't believe it! They look really cute together!" Kushina whispers back, trying hard not to squeal.

Somewhere inside the college building of Konoha Academy, History professor Namikaze Minato who was currently sipping his coffee in his office suddenly shivers. With eyes wide, he slowly puts down his cup of coffee. Two grinning yaoi fan girls, one smug and perverted chibi raven, and a whimpering adorable chibi blonde flashes through his mind, resting his head down on his desk he shivers again "My poor baby!" he cries.

While at the same time, inside the Uchiha Enterprises, the CEO Uchiha Fugaku just finishes reading some report when he shivers, the names Mikoto, Kushina, Sasuke and Naruto are running through his mind; he can't help but face palm.

.. S x N ..

'Journal thingy,

Today, Naruto and I have some lovers' quarrel. But we managed to fix it. And the technique I used on him actually worked! I'm going to ask uncle Kakashi for some technique.

I wonder when we are going to sign the contract that I asked from our parents.

I was also thinking about how am I going to pursue him to show me his butt and let me feel it without a piece of cloth. I touched his butt again, can't help it! It really felt amazing to touch!

Oh, I also gave him a flower. It was a white rose that was blooming in our garden, he was really pleased when I gave it to him, and in return, he kissed my cheek!

How cool is that? Hn.

He told me that his favorite food is ramen; I'm going to ask aniki to accompany me to grocery tomorrow. I'm going to buy my bride some instant ramen from my savings in my piggy bank! He also told me he likes cookies, so I'm going to ask mother to help me bake cookies. So that once they move in next to us, I can bake cookies for him sometimes!

I wonder if he would be really happy.

The handsome one,

Sasuke

P.S. I almost got caught by my father watching the drama that mother is watching. Good thing I flee the area before he could even see me; though I did get some reference. I'm awesome right? Hn.

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RS: err… well… what can you guys say? anyway… sorry for the late update… again… oh and to Wowserz in muh pantz thank you for your suggestion… i'll add some of Itachi's entry in the next chapters… and sorry guys if i ever disappoint all of you in this chapter… oh and for the next chapter… the two will be signing a contract like what Sasuke wants… xD