Sorry about not posting sooner! It's just that I was on a trip for about a week and haven't got any writing done. Well, enjoy, this is for you guys that reviewed or read it!
He kissed me; the dude I hate just kissed me!
But it's wasn't just a quick peck on the cheek.
No….it had to be stupid full on passionate kiss. Like the ones I would do with Tris to piss Caleb off.
But the weirdest thing was, that I didn't push him away. I just stood there frozen.
He pulled away, looking like a drunken hobo.
"Did I just…no, I couldn't have..did I?" he said with his speech slurred.
"L-let's j-just say THIS n-never happened." I stuttered.
He nodded, then suddenly collapsed.
I looked at the snoring Eric, I kicked him hard; partially to check if he was awake and because I've always wanted to do that.
I chuckled and reached for the door handle, when the door suddenly opened.
"We've got the song on video!" Christina squealed as everyone entered the room.
"We ran here as soon as the song ended, I didn't know you had such an "angelic voice", SuperGay." Zeke smirked.
"So you didn't see anything that happened after?" I asked trying to hide my embarrassment.
"No, after Caleb finished recording/ broadcasting it all over Dauntless Headquarters, we all left the Control Room. Why? What did you do?" Christina questioned.
I scowled towards the smirking Caleb.
I'll get you for that..
"Perhaps, he made out with Eric!" Uriah teased.
I hid my nervous look with a scowl.
"Oh please, why would I do that." I shot back hesitantly
Eric woke up saying "It never happened!"
"What "never" happened?" Will asked.
"Nothing!" Eric and I replied nervously.
"No, something happened, and we will get to the bottom of it." Caleb smirked
"Guys, let's go back to the Control Room. Eric you wanna join?" Lynn asked.
"Fine, whatever." He said.
I shot Lynn a questioning look.
"What? He's drunk! And you know what they say: The "drunker" they are, the "funner" they are!" she grinned.
As we walked back, Tris whispered "What did happen in there? You seem a bit off."
"Nothing, it probably just the embarrassment getting to me." I whispered back.
I've never lied to Tris before, but even she wouldn't believe me if I told her.
She smiled back at me, still enjoying the weird parody I was forced to sing.
When we got back we were able to continue that game.
"Hmm, Caleb would you rather: Let me and Tris stay in the same room tonight or let me play seven minutes with Tris in another room." I smirked.
That's for broadcasting my song parody all over Dauntless HQ
Tris blushed, but smiled telling me she was okay with it.
Caleb grew redder by the second, clearly pissed that he had to choose something like this.
Everyone else in the room enjoyed his tomato red face and even Marlene started to record this.
"What's the penalty? And stop recording!" he said through his clenched teeth.
"Too bad it's a live feed and I'll beat you up if you take my camera." Marlene teased.
"The penalty is…..you let me and Tris do both!" I grinned.
His face got more tense by the minute, still deciding what was worse.
"WHY THE HELL MUST YOU F***ING TORMENT ME! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO LIKE YOU! I TOLD YOU BOTH TIME AND TIME AGAIN NO! SO NO I'M GONNA PASS!" Caleb screeched as he lunged for my neck.
Luckily, he had a very slippery grip, so when he tried to "choke" me it was more like awkward massage to the neck.
He suddenly grabbed for the mallet and as he was about to strike-BAM!
There on the floor laid the yet again unconscious temper mental Erudite compliments of Zeke.
I just stared at him grinning rubbing my neck.
"Did you get all that?" Lynn asked.
"Yep!" Marlene smirked.
A few minutes later, Caleb awoke in a straight-jacket.
"What the.. Come on! I'm not even mental enough to deserve this. Let me out!" Caleb cried. "Why do you guys have this stuff anyway? What is it with you people?"
"We'll just keep you there until you calm down, now you have to pick a choice or else Eric and Zeke plan to do something to you." Will said.
Caleb stopped struggling and his eyes grew wide. "What are they gonna do to me?"
Will whispered in his ear and Caleb looked stunned.
Everyone in the room looked puzzled. I didn't know what was happening either, apparently the only people who knew what Eric and Uriah might do was just Will, Caleb and the two plotting against him.
"Fine, I pick the second choice, at least it's shorter." Caleb sulked
"Let's go!" Tris said with a grin.
I quickly followed.
Caleb Point of View:
All I kept thinking in my head was why? As it pounded the same question went through my head.
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why me?
Why did Tris have to fall for the guy?
I barely know anything about him, and the Erudite barely had any files on him.
But there's something about him that seems familiar.
Who is he?
And why the heck does he have to make my life a living hell?
Why did Eric and Uriah want to do some punishment if I didn't pick a choice?
As thoughts poured through my head, they all stopped when I heard giggling, moaning, and creaking of the bed.
Wait- THEY'RE ON A BED?!
I was about to ram the door down, until the two brothers piled on top of me. Clearly, trying to stop me and annoy me at the same time.
Why do all Tris' friends do this me? Why do they have to pick on me?
"You okay there, Erudite? It seems like you're so tense right now. Is it because you know inside that room, those two are enjoying guilty pleasure?"Eric sneered.
"Alright, don't worry. The seven minutes are finally over!" Will said to me.
Of all the people here he seemed like the nicest to me.
"Give us a few more minutes!" Four's muffled voice whined through the wall. "Oh wait, scratch that. A few more hours!"
Everyone else in the room in the room laughed.
"Stop now or we're coming in!" Marlene yelled in a sing-song tone
"You got ten seconds!" Susan joined in.
"TEN!"
"NINE!"
"EIGHT!"
"SEVEN!"
"SIX!"
"FIVE!"
"FOUR"
"THREE!"
"TWO!"
What are they waiting for! Get out the door already! I blame Four for what I'm going to see next.
"ONE!"
They all barged in with me hopping in the front.
As soon as we saw the sight we all grew silent with our eyes wide.
What the-
There on the bed laid Tris and Four under some kind of simulation.
"Damn, he hooked it up so we can't see what they're doing!" Shauna whined.
"Oh I think ayone here could guess what they're doing." Uriah joked.
Calm down, Caleb. Don't give them anything else to laugh at.
Get back at one of them.
Yes, and I know who to get back at...
