Genocide: No way!
Jeremy: I'm serious!Fanfiction~net is-
Mortichai: Hey guys! Whatcha' doin'?
Jeremy: Oh i was just telling Geno about how fanfiction~net is-
Ed: We're back!
Al: We brought twizzlers!
L: ...We did?
Ed: Yea! Those were for Geno for her birthday! ^-^
L:...
Jeremy: You didn't
Genocide: D:
L: I didn't know they were Geno's!
Mortichai: You ate Geno's birthday twizzlers? wow...
ZombieAbrahamLincohln: That was low, dude...
Genocide: You guys, it's fine ^-^
Ed: Really?
Genocide: YES! Because i have a special request for my birthday :D
Mortichai: Which would be?
Genocide: All who read this Ff (Not very many, seeing as how i clearly-
L: GENO!
Genocide: Oh yea! so, anyway... If you guys could just atleast read the prologue for These Chains that Hold Me Here, and review it, i would be incredibly happy!
Everyone: YAY!
Ulquiorra: Why am I here, again?
ZombieGilbert: I wouldn't go there-
Genocide: To promote my storeh, of course xD
Ulqui: How? -.-
Mortichai: Just say good things about it! Like, idk:
Mortichai has this really awesome story called Invasion of the Body Switchers and it's super cool and you'd love it and-
Genocide: What are you doing?
Mortichai:...Promoting :D
Ulqui: (Ahem) Once a boy, now a beast, Edward's trying his best, but it seems he's not good enough. Forgetting everything he's ever cared about, the obstacles he faces are big ones, and the fact that most of his body is now that of a beast-
Genocide: (Bites Ulqui's tongue off) ENOUGH! You're spoiling^-^
Ed: Wow... you sadistic little fu-
Al: ANYWAY!
ZombieGilbert: Where's Oz?
Genocide: Oz, who?
ZombieGilbert: Oz Bezarias... My master...
Mortichai: He's in another fic rn, so-
Sasuke: THERE YOU ARE!
Genocide: :O
Sasuke: I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU! (waves around hook were his hand's supposed to be)
Genocide: JEREMY!
Jeremy: YES! (Eats Sasuke, forever ridding the world of his broody emo fag-ness)
Genocide: ANYWAY! Ready for another sneak peak?
Ed: (groans)
Genocide: (slaps Ed) Shutup. It isn't Yaoi
Heat was rolling off of him in waves. Jean could feel it coming from behind the door. The animalistic urges were almost palpable. He heard growling and crashing, but knew not to go in. He had done that once before, and it hadn't ended well.
Inside, Ed was yowling and snarling, trashing the room. His head felt like it was stuffed too full, and his body ached. He couldn't think clearly, and wanted nothing more than to rip something apart, be it furniture or otherwise.
A light knock on the door had the blond frozen, his eyes narrowing with a growl.
"Ed? Can I come in? It's Havoc... It's Jean."
A long silence followed this. Ed was crouching down, backing away, watching the door with less than hidden warriness. After a few moments, the door opened softly and Havoc's head popped in, setting Ed off. The younger blond lunged at the older man, the two landing in the hallway with Ed pinning Jean down, snarling into his face.
Havoc looked up, only slightly scared, and placed a hand on Ed's cheek, drawing out a flinch.
"Ed, calm down... It's okay."
Mortichai: What a tiny sneak peak...
Havoc: DRAMA!
Jeremy: FINALLY! What is it with you guys and gay ppl?
Ulqui: Fangirls tend to enjoy... that.
Mortichai: Did you know that even Kid's anime like Yu-Gi-Oh GX have slight hints toward Yaoi now-a-days, the main reason being Fangirls make up 68% of the viewers and rating increases. Like the pairing Judai/Johan brought in alot of fans because Tehy actually had Yaoi elements in the anime. If you look, Judai was just a little nicer to Johan, and with the hand holding and tears and-
Everyone else: (Yawns)
Genocide: Not that we don't love you, Mori... (Cops a feel) But we don't care about that part...
L: It's the ass poundage that get's me going .
Everyone: O.O
Ed: (Makes out with meat slab)
Al: (Stares at Ed)
Everyone else: (Oblivious)
Genocide: Oh! Someone messaged me a request for this thing!
Jeremy: They did?
Mortichai: What was it? :D
Genocide: (Ahem) Perhaps if i just show you :3
Ulqui: L... We've only just met... this isn't right...
L: (Blushes and leans closer) I know but... it's hard... You're so beautiful...
Ulqui: (Turns away) I can't... we can't. Not like this, L.
L: But-
Ulqui: No... We can wait... right?
L:(nods and leans his lips to Ulqui's cheek) Only if for just a day...
Ulqui: A day?
L: (nods) Tomorrow's my birthday... You know what i want.
Ulqui: Is it...me?
L: (Nods) mhm... You.
Ulqui: o.e
L: e.e
Genocide and Mortichai: SQUEE~!
Everyone else: (Passive)
Jeremy: I SEND A PESTILENCE AND PLAGUE-
Mortichai: INTO YOUR HOUSE INTO YOUR BED-
Genocide: INTO YOUR STREAMS INTO YOUR STREETS-
ZombieGilbert: INTO YOUR DRINK INTO YOUR BREAD!
Everyone: I SEND THE SWARM
I SEND THE HORDE
THUS SAITH THE LORD
Ed: Once i called you brother, once i thought the CHANCE to make you LAUGH was all i ever WANTED~!
Everyone: I SEND THE THUNDER FROM THE SKY
I SEND THE FIRE RAINING DOWN
ZombieAbrahamLincohln: And even now i wish that GOD had chose anotehr! Serving as your FOE on his BEHALF is the LAST thing that i WANTED~!
Everyone: I SEND A HAIL OF BURNING ICE
ON EV'RY FEILD
ON EV'RY TOWN!
Mortichai: THIS WAS MY HOME!
All this pain and devestation, how it TORTURES ME INSIDE!
Genocide: ALL TEH INOCENT WHO SUFFER FROM YOUR STUBBORNESS AND PRIDE!
Everyone: I SEND THE LOCUSTS ON THE WIND
SUCH AS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
ON EV'RY LEAF
ON EV'RY STALK
UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT OF GREEN
I SEND MY SCOURGE
I SEND MY SWORD
THUS SAITH THE LORD!
L: You who i called brother, why must you send down another BLOW (OwO)
Everyone: I SEND MY SCOURGE
ISEND MY SWORD!
Genocide: LET MY PEOPLE GO~!
Everyone: Thus saith the LORD!
Mortichai: You who i've called brother, how could you have come to HATE ME SO!
Is this what you wanted?
Everyone: I SEND HTE SWARM
I SEND THE HORDE
Mortichai:Then let my heart be hardened, and nevermind how HIGH the cost may grow!
This will still be so;
I will never let your people GO~!
Genocide: THUS SAITH THE LORD!
Mortichai: I WILL NOT LET-
Genocide: -MY-
Mortichai: PEOPLE-
Mortichai and Genocide: GOOOOO~!
L:...
Jeremy: Wow...
Havoc: It's me who ends it today xD
Whoever can guess who sings that will get to be in this dinky littel FF :D
REVIEW!
Genocide: We're stopping?
Mortichai: GENO! He already ended it! what are you doing?
Genocide: That was soooo small, though :[
Ulqui: C'mon, trash...
(Mortichai and Ulqui drag a screaming Geno away)
Review or i'll... send the pestilence :D
