Wait what happened? Doesn't my story get a bump every time I add a new chapter? Why wasn't my story bumped when I added chapter 2? What ever, I present to you:
Chapter 3: WireCore
Hours had gone by since the three villains had separated, two of which were already back at their comfy homes. The third one, Bowser, was still on the trip home when he fell asleep.
"Peach, Ima gonna yet ya, Peachy." Mumbled Bowser in his sleep."Marioo? no, no, Peach, I wan-"
Bump
"Waza hapun Huh?" Wheres um Ah?" Bowser rubbed his eyes as he stood up, surveying the area around him. His surounding was dark, had a series of valleys and hills, and in the distance was a castle with a aura of fear. "Ima Home?" asked Bower in as he rubbed his eyes to check again. "I'm home!" Bowser leaped up and tried to crawl over the edge of his copter, only to cause the Copter to become unstable. The Copter slowly began to tilt foward when Bowser was already halfway out, and and by the time he was on the edge of the Copter it was too late, the Copter fell forward and flung Bowser to the ground. Bowser landed with a loud "Thud" and managed to get a free mouthful of dirt and gravel while he was at it.
"Pffff, pleeeea, bleaaaa. Bleeeeaak. Stupid Copter! Pleeeeeaa!" Bowser took his time to finished cleaning his mouth, and started on his way to his castle when he suddenly realized something. He turned around and looked at his fallen Clown-copter in disgust.
"Forget THAT."
"Your Wretchedness!" said a voice in the distance.
"Huh?" Bowser turned around to see a red koopa sprinting away from the castle and toward him.
"Your wretchedness, I have found you!" stated the koopa.
"Calm down, I never didn't extablish that I was going on a trip."
"You did?"
"Wow, forget it. Just pay more attention in the future and stop pretending to be an idiot."
"I wasn't pretending to be a idi-"
"Whatever. Just get out of here."
"Would you need assistance in parking your Copter, your wretchedness?"
"Stop calling me that ya dunce! I don't wanna see that piece of crap in my face again! Burn it, blow it up, dump it in a lake. I just don't want to see that useless clowncopter ever again, understand? Not too intricate for your little mind right?"
The koopa looked hurt by the insults. "Alright sir."
Bowser proceeded with walking into the castle, where he was greeted by a number of koopas, all of which he ignored or simply shoved off. When he finally made it to his bedroom he got a phone call, which was still not enough to stop him. Ignoring the phone, Bowser leaned backward and jumped onto his bed. There were several popping noises as he punctured the bedspread and matress with the spikes on his back, but that didn't seem to matter to him. The phone rang four more times while Bowser lied on his back trying to disregard it, until the answering machine turned on and was replaced by a familiar threatening voice.
"We're sorry, but 'Bowser' is not here to pick up you phone call. Please leave a message after the tone." Said the voice of the answering machine.
There was a sudden change in the voice coming from the answering machine.
"B, you better get up and pick up this phone call or I'm going to kick you-"
"Oh sh;t, it's Ganondorf calling!" Bowser quickly got back up, and rushed over to pick up the phone. "Sorry about that G, hehe. I was uh, asleep so I couldn't pick up, ehe. Do you uh, need anything?"
"What did I say about being ready to pick up my phone call?! Start paying attention to what I say and quit acting like a retard."
"I wasn't try to be an reta-"
"Whatever. Anyways, thats not what I called for. I just meet up with the master and he has decided to allow you to begin your assignment. You still remember the objective, right?"
"Of course! How could I forget such an impor-
"Alright then, get working B." Ganondorf finished his order and hung up.
Bowser listen a while longer before he hung up, making sure he didn't accidentally hang up before Ganondorf. He finally dropped the phone after he was sure and glanced up at the clock.
"He wants me to get working at 3 a.m. in the morning. Fan-fukin'-tasic."
Bowser walked out of his room and blinked twice in a attempt to knock off his growing drowsiness. His bed was a mere 6 feet away, yet he was not allowed to sleep because Ganondorf had given him an assignment.
There was no one there to do his bidding, so he called out. "Koopa!"
A red Koopa immediately dashed to his side. "Yes your Wretchedness?"
"Stop calling me... Nevermind that. Koopa, I need you to get me my ride, right away."
"But Bowser, I thought you ordered us to burn the Clown Copter and dump it in a lake!"
"Wha? When did I... Dam it. Just get me a vehicle of some sort!"
"Yes sir!" The Koopa ran down the flight of stairs and made a turn. Bowser walked down the stairs as well, knowing that the quicker he finished his job, the more time he would have to sleep. He then stood by the gate of his castle and waited for the koopa. No more than a minute passed before the Koopa appeared with his new mean of travel.
"My car from the Doubledash tournament?"
"Sorry sir, it's all I could find in such short notice."
"It'll do." Bowser jumped in and bumped the protesting koopa away from the wheel. The koopa watched him as he drove off and disappeared behind a wall of trees.
"Why do I work for this guy?" The koopa asked as he dusted himself off.
--x--
Bowser stopped the cars engine as he approached what seemed to be a factory with a coating of brown paint. No smoke was released from the fake smokestacks, nor were there any pipes connecting into a river. Instead, there was a faint purple glow emitted from the windows and door of the factory that remained steady as Bowser approached it. A red carnivorous plant suddenly lunged at Bowser, try to get a piece of his arm. Bowser snapped at the plant in return, and it quickly retreated to its pipe. The piranha plant had never seen a turtle dragon with blazing red hair, rows of dagger like teeth, and a scally yellow exterior before, And it certainly didn't want to be attacked by one either.
Bowser took one last look at the pipe and walked into the factory where he met up with Dr. Eggman, who was dressed in a red jacket that bairly hung over his waste and a pair of tight black pants.
"Hello Bowser, no need to thank me because it's already been done. I have added minor adjustments to the WireCore, so the WireFrames should give you no more troubles."
Bowser looked over at a cameraview of a glowing sphere of purple light, and noticed how it would occasionally change into another color besides the purple norm. This of course, was the WireCore. He then noticed how new machinery had been added on all of its sides. "You call that minor?" said Bowser in a mocking tone.
"Sorry, but it's all nessecary if you want to keep the Wireframe under control. I can easily uninstall everything and let the Wireframe go wild if you want." returned Eggman as he walked towards the entrance to the WireCore room.
"Uh no, thats ok."
"Good. I'll be leaving now."
"Yeah, yeah." Bowser mumbled as he turned around, entering the control room. Here he had a clear view of everything going on in the Factory and everything within a radius of the Factory.
He inspected every screen, and eventually his eyes wandered onto the screen displaying the WireCore. Even though he had seen it numerous times during the previous week, he still couldn't help but watch in awe as the glowing sphere of energy pulsed and vented its light into a single metal tube. Turning to the next screen, he could see the light substance entering a large glass canister and turning dark violet before being vacuumed into a series of complex machines. Bowser then waited as the machinery processed the purple energy and pumped it out into a metal coffin surrounded by flashing machines displayed on another screen. A light next to the coffin started blinking red and suddenly turned green. Another moment passed as the lid of the coffin automatically opened, from the coffin came a Wireframe. Its exterior was molded by purple cross-hatches and took the shape of a human. He abruptly stood up and became lost among the sea of other Wireframes.
"How is it possible for energy to be converted into matter? Into life?" pondered Bowser. "despite all of the unbelievable and absurd things I have seen in the past, this is by far the most strange." He thought about it, but quickly pushed away the idea when he remembered his assignment. He walked over to a microphone and turned it 'On'.
"My minions," Bowser's commanding voice boomed in the Wireframe room. "I have decided it is time for all of you to act. You will do exactly as I say." Bowser waited for a wave a resistance, but was surprised when he didn't receive any. "So Eggman really did manage to bring control to these WireFrames." An evil grin spreaded across Bowser's face. "This is going to be easier than I thought."
