Nina was cuddled up on the couch with her blanket, hair a mess, watching romantic comedies and whatever else happened to come on. This was her one day break, the only day she was able to be away from the insufferable Jin Kazama and all the rest of the world. Most people would go to the tropics and play beach volleyball in skimpy bikinis on their days away from their bosses, but Nina was no ordinary woman. She decided that staying at home and being cozy was the best way to escape the tortures that the man-child-devil made her endure. But, as she was thinking about what a great day this would be, she remembered that she didn't have her own home, and that she only had a small room in the Kazama Manshion. This meant that she was, in fact, currently cozing up with Jin's baby blanket which she had stolen from him, and the couch was actually King who was passed out on the floor. As for the romantic comedy, Jin was currently trying to convince Xiaoyu not to come to the Iron Fist tournament this year.

It was going to be a great day.

King opened his eyes, barely being able to make out where he was. He could not remember anything from last night except that Druganov had become his partner, after that everything was a blur. King felt the hangover weighing him down, he could barely move his chest, but at least it was warm. Believing that he was hungover, and not being able to see Nina lounging on him while eating popcorn, the jaguar decided to go back to sleep.

Nina had felt only the slightest rumble from King, but luckily he fell back asleep. Jin was apparently having no luck with the Chinese schoolgirl as he was rubbing his temples while on the phone. No one else could faze him but her. Maybe it's because she's the only one that can make him act sane, otherwise he will annoy everyone to death. Now however, is not the time to think of this as it is her day off.

"I wonder what else is on?" Nina asked herself as she turned over on King's chest. She was greeted with the sight of a barren room, it appears that Druganov had put everyone to sleep and stolen everything in the room. He was not a thief, but he definitely loved comfort as he had put the entire living room set inside his little bedroom. Then again, Nina couldn't really complain, King's massive muscles did wonders for her back. For a brief moment, she wondered if the Jaguar kid had earned his name because his massive frame was equivalent to a king-sized mattress.

"Wow King, your first one-night stand as a spy. I'm so proud of you," Jin sniffed wiping a tear from his eye, "It seems like only yesterday I picked you up in my helicopter and now here you are with my deflowered assistant lying nude against your chest."

"Rawr," King said lazily, too groggy from all the vodka Druganov gave him to move. He didn't even care that a woman was supposedly lying nude on top of him, right now all King wanted was aspirin.

"Jin, this is my day away from you, can you please leave?" Nina asked as she got up, revealing her purple tanktop and loose gray sweatpants that made up her pajamas.

"Oh right, your day off, well since we're in the living room, we might as well watch TV," Jin said sitting down on King's thigh reaching for the remote. Nina kicked him but he didn't move from that spot.

"You know, this kind of defeats the purpose of being away from you," Nina tried, but Jin had just now discovered that there was in fact no television in front of him.

"Hmm, this is strange. The TV is apparently stuck on the 24 hour wall channel. Whatever, we'll just use the projector."

"I don't know what's worse, the fact that you have a projector in the living room, or that there's actually a 24 hour wall channel," Nina said sarcastically. Why wouldn't he just leave her alone, couldn't he be out being evil or playing with his My Little Pony collection. But alas, poor Nina was unaware that Druganov had also stolen said ponies and was currently having grand adventures with Rainbow Bright.

Once the projector turned on, the three were greeted with the sight of a strangely penis-like object. "The new Tornado personal massager, always displaying our ads for sex toys at inappropriate hours, on inappropriate channels," screamed the television. Jin turned to Nina with a massive grin, to which she replied (strangely enough) with a deep blush. King cocked an eyebrow at her, which sent shivers down Devil Jin's spine. Make him stop, make him stop, was all Jin could hear in his head.

"I get lonely ok?" Nina tried to save face, but Jin just grinned even wider at her. In order to save her dignity, Nina buried her face into King's neck fur, which meant that he could no longer turn his head to watch the television. Thankfully Nina was incredibly light or else he would have been suffocating by now.

"...Breaking news, apparently the president of the free world was kidnapped this morning. Apparently no one knows where he is, of course it can't be that hard to find a huge panda, but then again, with most of the population unable to see color due to a recent meltdown at a Mishima reactor, it could indeed be a long search," Nina gave Jin a disapproving look, to which he replied by sticking his tongue out. Very mature

"Roar" King said from his spot on the floor.

"Yeah, I'm hungry too. Hell we haven't actually had any breakfast yet. Nina, make me a sandwich."

"Jin, this is my day off. You know what, why don't you go treat yourself to a nice dinner, maybe with Xiaoyu or something." Nina desperately wanted him gone, she needed some rest from this man.

"That sounds like a great idea. I'm gonna take the Tekken Zeppelin!"

"Jin, what's wrong with just taking the car?"

"Are you kidding me, have you seen gas prices? I'll take highly combustible hydrogen over that any day," Jin decided to leave right then, and Nina decided that it was now a good time to relax. She was now sprawled over King's body with the blanket on top of her. King, being hungry and desperately needing a glass of water tried to get up, only to be met with Nina's glare.

"No no King, stay down and be my bed. This is my only day off and you're still on duty so your first assignment is to stay there and let me sleep on you." King fell back down in defeat. This woman was not going to let him get up, even if it was to eat. He resigned to pulling up the cover so he could cover up as much of his exposed torso (which wasn't already covered by Nina Williams) and tried to sleep, which was made even more difficult when the assassin nuzzled her face against his furry neck.

Yes this is going to be a very long day, thought King trying to blow loose strands of blonde hair out of his mouth.

A/N: Sorry for taking so long guys. Wow this was a horribly long Hiatus, especially for one that I had so much enthusiasm for. I just hope I haven't lost all of you to the passage of time, and I really wish King would be the star of more fics. But anyways, hopefully I can get more ideas soon so you don't have to wait as long. Please review people, it is true that reviews, especially well thought out ones, make it easier to write. It would help if you guys had suggestions too, as I think I might be loosing the random funniness that I had in the first three chapter. Tell me guys, it's killing me.