I am really disappointed in my readers. "Why?" you might ask. Becuz someone recentlyy came up to me in public. (I waz in disguise) and said.

"I've been reading Voldemort's diary online and it is really dumb. I have no idea why people read that shit"

I then tortured him until he said I was AWESOME! I admit I love to torture people when I am in other's forms. No one suspects a little girl would torture them. :D Recently I was also been made fun of for not having a nose. I cut off his nose. Hahaha! Sucker.

I've been eating a lot of pork rinds recently, but I am now getting into cheddar flavored pork rinds (PORK RINDS!) mixed with Cheetos. YUM! Talking about it makes me hungry now. I think I will have some. Oh wait this is Lu's PC. I can't get cheese powder on it. He'd kill me. JK! He can't kill me and I do what I want!

Now, my peeps. I have the new deatheater list available. It will be found at the bottom of this entry. I would like to thank everybody who came and tried out! You are all talented and special in your own way. JK! You guys who didn't make it suck ASS! I want you all to know that you failed because you aren't good enough for anything. HAHAHA!

Now I want to add something new to my diary where I tell you 5 things that piss me off. :D
-Harry Potter
-When people underestimate my AWESOME POWER
-When people call me Moldywart
-Fox News
-Puppies

I haven't been up to much but I do think about crazy things like, Magiccare stopped covering Dumbledore because he was past the age limit of 120. I laughed. Now I can take off his leg and HE will have to pay the medical expenses. HA! I am soo evil. :D

I am kinda bored so I am going to call Bella and Lu now. I'll tell you how it goes tomorrow. I am pretty sure we will just dance and eat and stuff and I hope she tells me how torturing that awkward kids parents went. Lu is going to let his son try out for deatheater soon so I will try and convince him to let him try this time anyway.

Here is the list of the new death eaters
-Nannyandpotocrazy (I applaud your performance of My Man)
-cutteypuffgirl
-Irene
-Tom Cruise, inventor of the hoverround chair

I will see you all tomorrow. And I really mean I will see you. I see everyone. They just don't see me. ;)

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